Friday, July 18, 2008

Frank-tabulous Friday

Hoping for hilarity willing to settle for filth .. It's Frank-tabulous Friday with F&D!!

Un-Fuckin-Screened Today!! ... (We Really miss the children 'yay' bot)

Show started on time today .. Doria mentions some 'hottie' she's booked for Frank
Then they yammered, in a friendly manner, a bit Doria must still have a buzz on from last night.


Frank gains control of the 'dinger' ... (Any Ding in his hands is dangerous)

Support Mama Mia .. Batman will make enough money on it's own ... (Everyone wants to see the dead guy play the villain don't say you don't)

Frank enjoyed his 35th birthday at a cranberry factory ... (It all comes down to food people) Frank wishes his ex-scumbag-boyfriend dead

Frank wishes that Jason Ellis would do awful nasty things to him on-air ... (We'd listen in horror but we'd listen)

Gerry's deli is where Frank found himself at 11:30 last night ... (Food people food)

Celeb Birthdays ... more dead than alive ... (Ok either dead or damn close to it)

Interview with
Yair Hochner director of Antarctica the film promises Hot Guys and hotter sex scenes! antarctica the movie

Frank got 10 wrong answers on the "Batman Quiz" on AOL

Frank tried to make shit up about the Valley Girl Movie but a break saved us

the first hour ended ...

Frank put Colin in his pants ... "he's keeping my winkle warm" ... (Sick sick man .. no fear animal lovers there's plenty of room in his crotch)

Jack wrangler porn star Frank mentioned who is married to a woman. Doria is confused by this ... (It's the same reason Doria would marry the sexy Mr. Colucci) ...
His movie titles here

Frank prefers sex by himself .. always has ... (The plot thins Eating is sex for Frank masturbation is killing time) Doria has wanted every sex partner she's been with ... (She really doesn't have enough sex IMO ... never having that "Jesus .... I went home with YOU!!!!" wake up seems sad somehow)

UnFuckinScreened next! 866-305-6887 ... they'll say the area code and you say what you want! (I'll be making some lunch)
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Celebrity news ... "Nichole Kidman sucked her baby fat out with a Dyson"
Frank is boycotting Ben & Jerry's because he can't get the Elton John Ice Cream

(We're excited to hear who the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer Award goes to)

Frank got snuck into an ABC event by Jim and saw Gale Harold who actually recognized him ... (Jim did not pay Mr Harold to do this) Then Frank ditched Gale for the co-creator for that damn cartoon he watches .. Fillmyass & Herb (I know that's not the name but it is funnier)


End hour 2

"Lights Camera Gift Bag" ... best so far
Photo by Brent Murray
A.O. Scott is the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer award winner! (She isn't the prettiest of critics now is she?)


Thea Gill from QAF & now Dante's Cove joins F&D to chat about her role in Mulligans ... (Her site is not up yet but promises 'coming soon')
Sally Kirkland never took Doria out for drinks as promised ... (We bet Doria would've put out for her)

Troy Tooner of Troy the Animated Cartoon end the show for the day.

Make sure to email Doria with your good wishes as she heads to Amish country for vacation.
Have a great weekend .. watch more porn

6 Foot Penis News


Teen says sorry for penis stunt

A US teenager has been ordered to say sorry to his home town after running across stage dressed as a giant penis during graduation.

Calvin Morett, 19, of Saratoga Springs, New York state, has to pay for an ad apologising for the stunt in his local newspaper.

Morett donned the 6ft penis costume and then ran onto the stage in the middle of the Saratoga Performing Arts Centre's graduation ceremony.

He then sprayed some of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, reports the Albany Times Union.

And he attracted global notoriety when a video of the stunt was posted on YouTube.

He was also ordered to carry out 24 hours of community service and pay £50 costs after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year.



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(We think the audience should be thankful that they were only sprayed with silly string!!)

Little Biddle Plushie Toys!

Ok, once again our correspondents in Atlanta d&c have uncovered a Biddle Tid-Bit!

An entire line of soft plushie soft toys named 'Little Biddles'!!

The Frank inspired? Biddle Pig

Also there are Biddle Mouse, Biddle Bird, Biddle Bunny, Biddle Beast, Biddle Pussy and an entire Biddle Barn Yard!

Sadly Elmer the Tit-Fucking Biddle Moose is not yet available.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday's Fluff from LA

Frank's on time, wearing his Pittsburgh Pride shirt and threatening to leave LA early ... (Doria has the lilt of hope in her voice but we know he won't leave)

Doria had a flat on her way to the Eagle last night. ... (She had an awful time getting the nuts off a security guard had to help)

Everyone wants to hump Doria's Bazoobies

Frank didn't bother going to the "Womens Prison" Party because "it was too far" ... (If it were held in a Target in Bosnia he would've made the trip!!)

Celeb Birthdays

Chris Mason Johnson The New Twenty (Sexy voice! Very intelligent but not condescending .. Doria even chatted) ... (11:40 will they make the break? NO! Break wasn't until 11:44)

Frank enjoys the words "Paradigm" and "Paradigmatic" ... lets not forget Kakapoopoo

If Frank ever bothered to pop over to this blog he'd know that Doria is the first tag listed

Emmy Nomination List read .. "Sally Field is a bitch ... 'I was Gidget, the Flying Nun, Sybil' ... She works hard god damd it" ... Frank DeCaro

The folder titled 'filth' is all of Frank's saved porn and listener cock shots on his work PC.

off to the news *********

Back on time! Frank proclaims that he's actually awake and present today ... (we prefer groggy & funny)

Doria's friends would rather commit mass suicide than wait for her to change a tire

More Gals from 3waytv.tv Maeve Quinlan (str8 & can't read) & Maile Flanagan (lesbian)
Young doctors who cry to cum! Doria keeps her penis in a drawer (If you want to know the effects Frank has on our Doria relisten to this interview on Saturday .. clearly Frank has been in the LA studio too long ...) (Maeve is our favorite her "Thanks MuthaFucka" should be a bot)

Mr Greg is doing his best to keep things together while Frank tears asunder ... (Po' Po' Mr Greg) Best Bot Wrangling Ever! Dangling Dan has been usurped

Frank shares his favorite story on the internet ... Gay Italian sues license bureau over disability license ... (Wouldn't it be worth the good parking?) "break Bot" Frank was ignoring signals
Frank finished his thoughts on the handicap parking ... (Would've been funnier left unsaid)

3rd hour opens with yammering and a revelation that Doria has stopped wearing a bra ... Mr Greg uses tissue to clean up after spanking one out ....

Frank got a call from his second husband to be Frank flirted his ass off ... Cheese Cake Factory mentioned again the WW weigh in is going to be devastating next week! (Doria's excuse for wearing the same outfit everyday is she's a LESBIAN .. helloooo)

Interview about Word is Out movie

A concerned WW Leader called to rescue Frank. ... (We hope he takes him up on it can you imagine the mileage the Jet Blue plane gets carting his fat ass around?)

Al Reynolds "I am not a homosexual"

Fun day about 64 cents worth of subscription costs ... thank god for the ABBA channel and remember Billy Beane is still single!

Frank is obsessed with all things Batman.
Here is the first prototype of a Penguin Phyllis Action Figure, being
considered for the next feature film in the series yet to be titled.

Any suggestions??


original idea and unedited pic sent in by d&c in Atlanta

Video Wanted

Frank was a "judge" on this short lived game show on the Style Network in 2005.
We've searched high and low throughout the web for the slightest of clips of this tragic show.
The infamous pink jacket was prominently featured in several episodes.
If by chance you happen upon a video please contact this blog so we can share it here.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Classic Frank

Frank's Summer Round Up Edition

trivia note: Frank does not call Jon anything endearing at the end

Philly Loves Frankie!

Funny man, Frank DeCaro will co-host the Philadelphia Mr. Gay competition August 8th
along with Philly's favorite drag personality Brittany Lynn.


More information to come as soon as we can get our lube stained hands on it!

Pineapple Express Movie

Herman's 12th Birthday Photo

Two very hot guys!

JD's Color Commentary Corner July 16, 2008

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Hump Day Hilarity with F&D

Frank was late! Caller #5 gets shit off Frank's desk .. Mr Greg's choice it'll be good ... Brian was the winner (Hope we find out what he gets)

Frank's excuses fell flat ... (If only he committed to work like he does to flea marketing and porn)

Boobaliciuos Biddle will be vacationing in PA with her pappy ... (Beating Amish girls and stealing their jams we think)

Callers start their tirades on Frank for his ReRe-Tardiness
... (Mr Greg in a jock strap ... is it hot in here??)

Frank couldn't get onto XTube so he listened to a sports program

The ReRe had dinner with Marilou Henner last night and was 15 minutes Early .. (But for his paying listeners he has no qualms with being late ... Pig Fucker)

Doria teases Frank with Toilet news ahead ... Celeb. Birthdays finally escape the fat mans pie hole

The last thing Frank did before retiring to bed was ... go on the 'internets' and try and plan his day to see the new Batman Movie ... (He said he brushed his teeth also but we're betting he didn't wash that hole of his!)

"Whacking off and eating Sushi" ... (This is why we listen)

Doria brags that she can arm wrestle a baby and win ... (Cruel and obvious .. she is a goddess)

Doria is going to get a Penthouse Pet to molest Frank on his birthday ... (again ANY attention for Frank is attention and this will not bring the horror we'd like)

The squeaking chair is distracting ... (We're trying to get to the bottom of it for you)

After seeing Mama Mia Frank is a bottom for Meryl ... (in reality Frank only tops toilets and buffets)

Today is weigh in day ... (Will frank maintain his losses? How many scoops will he devour after the scales? Can he finally squeeze into a double X shirt? ... tune in tomorrow to find out)

ABBA news .. one of them forgets shit

Doria explains why Dolly is in her trunk .. Frank thinks he has a dachshund, one of the most aggressive dogs, in his pants

Al Reynolds still loves Star Jones ... (we think he misses the shoes most) (I will not give a link to the bitch I detest her) "While bent over and biting a pillow Al Reynolds said ..." F DeCaro Sirius OutQ 109

Upon returning at 3 minutes to the hour Frank will give us the low down on his dinner with Marilou ... (We say 'everybody peeeeeeee') He had Sushi (no distasteful fish jokes ... not because we don't like them just because they're too easy)

Show ran over news broke through .. (We still believe Michael Wengert is a screaming bottom)

*hour 2*

Frank was on time for the second hour! (Doria has chained him to the stool)

Jim Colucci will be on time for his segment today. He is already up and Frank suggesting he would over sleep is just mean ... (unlike his thoughtless husband he cares for the listeners)

Yammering about Frank's shopping ... (we realize that his wardrobe is dwarfed by even the poorest of orphan's that Sally used to schlep for so he needs clothes)

3waytv.tv up next with Jill Bennett & Cathy Shim
Mandy Musgrave threw up on Space Mountain at Disney World .. (According to Frank that is ... he brings such insight to every interview)
One of the cast members never flushes after 'laying pipe' in the studio ... (Again where else would we find this information)
Cathy offers to hit Frank ... but doesn't (she usually doesn't disappoint but a great smack would've been wonderful)
Jill has promised nudity if they get a second season ... (We hear that Biddle is ready to finance)

Doria thrills us with Frank torture ... playing with the volume on his headset .. calling for calls to torture him more or less 866-305-6887

John O'Brien's toilet gushed sewage yesterday morning while he was pooping ... (FDS is the only show on Sirius to cover this story we believe) ((I remember Frank once saying that he wanted to be reincarnated as Matt Damon's toilet seat))

The Romaine Patterson hit "Pooping in the Shower" was referenced ... (Romaine still thainks Frank is an ASS ... and Billy Beane is still single)

Hour 2 ended with Doria saying something

Sexy Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci will be on time! ... (we have it on authority that Frank was to wake him before he left and DID NOT .. Sexy Jim awoke on his own anyway)

*3rd Hour underway*

Colin Biddle was shrimping Frank at the top of the hour

Barry Manilow Chat ... (even better than ABBA chat)

Moviefone villain list read ... (to be fair it's been a few days since the last list)

Jim up next! ... (set your ears to sexy)

gotta dash to the studio but enjoy the last 40 minutes by listening

RoboPenis! Medical news

The remote control penis:

Vividly indeed do I remember the lovely and sordid tale my friend once told me, many years ago, of the terrific guy she once dated, a strapping young thing who - through a series of unfortunate childhood events - had to have a remote-controlled, robotic penis installed in his body.

It worked like a charm. It also worked like an aphrodisiac, a mesmerizing technological miracle, and a pair of old Reebok Pump basketball shoes. What you did was: Squeeze a little bulb at the base of the perineum a few dozen times to inflate, to raise the flag and see who salutes. Enjoy indefinitely (!) When finished, simply reach up underneath into God's country and press a different little bulb to deflate the air bladder and, well, lower the mainsail (my friend said this particular procedure sounded like a sad squeaky toy, sighing slowly. She found it adorable).


(We here at NFD try our best to keep you informed of all Penis related news)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

From D&C: Loyal Listeners and Superior Blog Readers

Cat Shit Cookies

Martha Stewart be damned -- since FDeC was on a shit rant yesterday he might want to try these...
Here is a recipe for cookies that look like cats shit (rolled in Grape Nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)

There are two flavors: chocolate (dark brown), or gingerbread (light brown).

I seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring.The cookies are dense and not very sweet; this is necessary so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar, they may be tastier but they won't look like cat shit.

Chocolate ingredients:

1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
Grape Nuts cereal

Gingerbread ingredients:

1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup (1 & a 3rd stick) butter or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices: ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grapenuts(tm) cereal

Mix-ins (optional):

Coconut = tapeworms (a favorite)
Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
Corn = self explanatory
Peanuts = chunks
M&Ms = decoration(?)

To make:

Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in Grape Nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.You can get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

Brown sugar might work as a substitute for clumping litters... Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous.

*Thanks Guys*

JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 15, 2008

"The side salad with low cal dressing and herbal tea in the buffet of the days show."


The Callers (the crispy spicy most delicious part of the show)

James in Alabama... (Frank can't hear the caller)... wants frank to open a pop culture museum... Frank is already half way there!... maybe he could "re-purpose" the home that the dad is in?!?!

Chris in New Orleans ... Frank's dream home would be in TV land or Toys R Us...where is Doria's? Rita Mae Brown's home in VA.... next to the ocean... Frank wants a ranch type house with a warehouse in back... or Pee-wee's play house!

Minkey Titsel ... aka... Trucker Neil... Sharing torture stories... sniffing ammonia... and being pelted by varoius objects... sucks to be the youngest sibling! Frank is horrified, and glad he's an only child! And sharing toys was straight out of the question!

Brian in Philly... made his husband watch the Jason Stuart from "Sex.com" on XM radio... for the straights... oh god... was wanting to give back a DVD that was a CD that was to be listened to... this phone call fell apart... everyone was talking over each other and nothing could be understood or clear... better luck next time Brian!!!

Jared in LA... sat way back in the back at an event ... next to Suzanne Westenhoefer... Frank's favorite story of the day.

Paul FROM Mass... He finally got his daily call in... wants Doria to leave at the last hour, and let the fat man do it on his own... points out the further selfish things Frank does and how much he neglects Jim... causing Jim to abuse Frank... but much to everyone's chagrin... Frank finds Jim's abuse endearing... Frank wants Paul to go back to bloging... getting more

Dave in Pitts... the phone call was lost on us...something about the Mamma Mia movie

Trucker Sharon... how is Frank going to get on the big screen when his digital cable show gets canceled... oops...someone hit the "hang up button"... an accident we're sure!




The Bots
  • Kitty Carlisle -"What's that?" (Frank missed this one... but we didn't!)
  • "What the fuck are you doing?" (Doria is torturing Frank...knob twisting and other unknown devices were involved)
  • "Gnome scream"... who knows what scary things lie in the dark
  • "That's the truth Frank"... Carol Channing likes to play balls to the wall too it turns out!
  • "Want a cookie? It's coffee flavored!" The Rosie bot has a way of saying the things we're all only thinking!
  • Pee-wee bots "Mr. Herman... you have a telephone call... I know you are what am I? (cool! We LOOOOOVE the Pee-Wee bots!!!)

The Jokes

The ones in Frank's head!?!?!?! HYSTERICAL!!! We would have loved to have heard them!


The Commercials
Sometimes they are more entertaining than some of the segments! .... it's a win win situation


The end

Tuesdays with F&D

Nobody's dying ... it just feels that way


Frank shows up barely on time ... he is doing nothing but whining and bitching! (we say Diva, DIva, DIVA!!!)

Lets check out ABBA on Sirius 3 ... Frank isn't going to get it together until the end of the 3rd hour ( We're heading over to QueerClick for sexy guy pics)

Our septic tank needs work ... must be all the shit Frank pours into our house daily from 11-2

Frank wanted to tell Jason Stuart "To shut the fuck up!!" at the movies

The fat man is horrified at the thought of sharing with siblings

Finally Celeb Birthdays (almost 12 minutes late)

28 minutes in a break arrives to cheers and applause ... finally something is moving along

Jason Stuart "Making it to the Middle" arrives! Watch his YouTube
Frank does tell him that he "talks a lot during a movie!!" ... (not exactly "Shut The Fuck Up" is it) ...Frank giggled of course no one finds Frank's Humor funnier than Frank
Jason's Blog ... that he hasn't posted on since November 07 (We think we should email the hell out of him to get more posts)
Most of the fun happened off the air in commercial breaks

*End Hour 1*

Frank burps us into hour 2
Frank misses college radio ... ( we didn't realize he knew this wasN'T college radio)
the SR, not dead soon enough, DeCaro was mentioned threatening a hospital trip again

Frank will dine with the wonderfully glamorous and poop inspecting Marilou Henner tonight ... (We're confident that she will not be asking Frank for a sample)

FRANK of all people is miffed that Dennis Dermody hasn't emailed him back about Mama Mia! Frank can hardly ever find the reply button on an email ... (We think this is the lawn jockey calling the post stiff)

12:19 EDT Pet Penthouse next call 866-305-6887!!
Stephanie Shane of the Humane Society of the US

Frank flubbed his goodbye to Stephanie ... (His true comedy really is unintentional)

Frank ate Jim's lunch ... (Po' po' Jim) Then he demanded that Jim bring him more food! (WW Points be damned) Doria asks if Frank has cravings .. she does when she needs protein .. (Where's CR when you need him?) ... Turkey Jerky smells like farts

"Re Re" is Not "a little retarded" as Frank supposes .. it is Retarded Retard ... (He really is a Re-Re)

Doria starts vacation .. far far away from Frank .. after work today. Visit her and leave a nice note

*Hour 3* (There's hope for entertainment yet!)

Frank starts out upbeat about the schmoozing and movies ... (He just woke up and only 2 hours int the work day)

Celebrity gossip with Mr Greg ... lots of chat but Frank is obsessed with Whoppie Goldberg filling in on Broadway

Doria wants to stuff Dolly Parton into the trunk of her Miata and force her to do a live interview in the LA studio ... (We think this is a bad plan .. those tits stuffed into the Miata trunk spells trouble ... then again Doria will get to grab a boob that's not her own for the first time this year)

Interview with Howard Rosenman "Breakfast with Scott" ... Frank asking if Howard was on JDate is the best line of the day!

Jimmy & Sarah split ... Frank is saddened
more gossip none of it sexual so I lost interest

1:54 EDT Promise of more fun to come ... (We guess that 5 minutes of fun per show is par)

Frank doesn't fit in Doria's car .. (We think this was a selling point for our Biddle)

Doria is attending the gala tonight

Have a great day all and remember Watch More Porn!

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GREENBURGH, NY - If you're going to have group sex, don't do it outside.

That's the lesson some lovers may have learned over the weekend after police said they found three nude men - one of them a Catholic school principal - having sex in the backyard of a vacant home in the Orchard Hill neighborhood.

A neighbor reported the tryst at 70 Abbeyville Lane around 10:40 p.m. Sunday and two of the men were arrested on misdemeanor charges while the third got away. [story] ... (Who would ever think that a good catholic would be involved in such debauchery with grown men? Where have all the altar boys gone?)

Monday, July 14, 2008

Poll Results

What 2 things can Frank never decide on?

Sean Davenport covered in gravy & Action Figures 50% off

Won with 69% of the vote! Very appropriate we think.

JD's Color Commentary Corner July 14, 2008

The Calorie Free, Cholesterol free, Salt free, Fat free parts of the show...

all the show's creamy goodness, with none of the bad stuff!


The Callers
The real stars of The Frank Show!


One caller came and went... to declare their love for Doria in a sober moment... the caller, not Doria. (duh!) ... but alas... was not meant to be, as the call was lost... like two ships in the night...well... you get the picture

Trucker Sharon... She has figured out the secrete of relationships... "play possum" ... and is always seeking out the fabulous movies seen at film festivals... Maybe Frank could link an Amazon.com list... Frank wanted another project!... dial tones were involved... feelings were hurt, things were said that we all regret.


Trucker Robert ... he will take Rose Marie to block... (referencing Frank's "impersonation" of Paul Lynde), and he is still searching Amazon.com for Greg's sex tape... Greg was not ammused... Frank thought it would have been great to see Vern Troyer sex tape instead... Robert is all aflutter with thoughts of Greg and Vern Troyer being together... hmmm... feathers were ruffled...


Brain in Toledo ... a Dennis Dermondy regular... other movies have benefited from additional footage? Dennis responds... Dozens of versions of Blade Runner, too numerous to count ... especially "extended / unrated versions"... Aliens... Touch of Evil... A Star is Born- Judy Garland version;


Micheal in PA... Land of the lost is a live action movie... Frank wants to know who is playing "Wesley"... we want to know will Will Farrell ruin yet another perfectly good movie?


CR called in finally!! Who knew CR would be the one to NOT get "CR'ed!"


John from Seattle... a sex worker (and we approve!)... his clients are mostly "bi"... the gay guys not so much... who woulda thunk it?


Rob in Atlanta ... Parents death... hilarity ensued... a jewish catholic wake... it's a party... and pours a 6 pack of beer on his fathers grave... giving frank ideas... why wait!?!?!


Chris from Pitts... sugestion on what to do with holes in shorts... Under armor shorts...built for the hefty gal


Paul from Mass... last but not least... wants to IM porn to Frank... laments the hours and hours and hours and hours... and hours... and hours... spent on today's show... plugs our site away! "Masterbation advice to Frank... as if Frank needed more of that!



The Bots
Carol and Liza and the gang always making their rounds!


"Vagina"--- Lumps show up in the most unusual places!
"Thunder clapping" --- God did not approve of Jesus inspired movies at the OutFest.
"Ew, that doesn't look very appetizing!" --- we are after all talking about The Frank Show!
"Yes I love it!" --- Was Kate the one that was declaring her love for Doria on the phone earlier?

"Fart-bot" --- well... Frank did mention the word "ass" after all!

Cork screw out ... things popping out of sphincters left and right!

"Aaaahhhh!!!!"--- NOW we know what Frank was talking about... except... not realllly....

"She's also not too fond of cunt!"... depends on which of these we're talking about!

"Urine/water running" ... can't comment... have to go to the bath room... brb!

More Thunder...God is not amused with today's show!
"Charo: I got diarrhea!" ... poop stories inspired bots

"Charo: Bullshit"... see above!
"Romaine: Watch me on the toilet" ... see above above!

"Carol bot"... that's the truth Frank! Yey! Carol clocked in!

Bea Arther --"Oh shit!"

"Jim -bot" "you're just fat!" / Jim bot -- I hate this!... you had me at "fat"

"You fat fuck!"



SIDE NOTE: ((we think we spotted a new Doria bot!!!!)) DORIA: All over her sphincter!




The Jokes
So what do you want for $12.95?


The Commercials
Things that make you go "hmmmm"...now go buy them!


John Caumouta (how do you spell / say that?) ... "Cell phone ringing sound"... I'm going to throw that damned phone out the window!

Monday still in LA

Frank was on time again. Still in LA at Outfest '08

Sounds almost happy to be there .. he was snitty last night so it's running into today. That bastard father is at it again!

"Hollywood smells like poop & bile" Doria says "That's why I moved back to WeHo" (She's so hip ain't she)

Drunken lesbian slurred to Doria "You know I'm madly in love with you! Secretly"

Listeners must stop emailing Frank with hunk comments about Jim! It upsets him... so to let Jim know you think he's hot check him out on jimcolucci.com and sign his guest book!

Frank feels that men are more attracted to him when he's 'dirty' ... (We think it's more that his brain when he's vile is so intoxicated with his stench that everything is skewed)

Fergie's hump has lumps .. biopsy came out ok .. Mr Greg was concerned.

Dennis Dermody Papermag.com will be on in the second hour

Jumbo shrimp is in a documentary .. Frank wants to make sure he isn't being plagiarized . (We're sure he isn't but will find a way to say he is)

David Bowie was gorgeous!

Frank sings of his 'lady lump'

Frank wore shorts! He was complimented on the crotchless look. Thank heavens he wore undies.

Chat about the movie Derek not Derek Hartley

"Rock Me Sexy Jesus" some song from some movie (we're slightly amused)

Trucker Sharon called but lumps nor humps were mentioned.

During down time watch the hot guy in swimsuits 2 posts down

Frank is going to work on links to movies on his web site. (It'll never happen)

Doria chats about the viewers favorites movie 3waytv.tv
The movie was fun but the party after was Lesbians Gone Wild! See Jill Bennett she's hot

45 minutes into the show and we've posted more info than Frank has given

The new improved version of The Times of Harvey Milk movie is better than the original

866-305-6887 call people call!

News of a flea market. Frank got up at 8:AM on a Sunday for crap but gods forbid he get up for work! pig fucker!! .. Jim, being the caring and wonderful husband, reminded Frank to get gas .. Frank ignored him yet again and almost ran out. He got some character glasses so it was worth the trip as he has so few glasses!

*End hour 1* (we're holding hope for Wednesday's show)
(Behind the scenes Kalli & Mr Greg have a big old ashtray in the studio)

1978 documentary about gay people mentioned at the top of the hour. (He either beats the name of something into the ground or hardly mentions it ... makes it tough the pig fucker)

yammers about some shit at the yard sale

Frank mentions Suzanne W. is a successful lesbian comedian (We think it's because she's on time for work)

Chatter about Dennis Hensley's Home Video Gong Show .. Frank did Paul Lynde as a fat man otherwise known as the preFamous Paul Lynde ... Meat Ass video sounds fun. It had porn stars! comments about Al Parker's 'whole hole' will not be published here .. (it's even too gross for us)

Frank had to 'wing it' doing Paul Lynde .. he only had 2 months to prepare and Xtube updates hourly

Dennis Dermody:
Hamlet 2 : Funny but just ok
Mama Mia: Dennis sees it tonight can't wait "yippee" (we're not convinced the yippee is sincere)
Inside Dave: he isn't seeing
Dark Knight: 'waiting for it"
The Bank Job: Really fun movie with Saffron Burrows who is an out lesbian
Voice (Korean movie) Great DVD box! Lesbian subplot .. music teacher much like "Whispering Corridors"

(phone call I had to take)

Read Dennis' article on papermag.com for all the reviews

(Today is the last day to vote in the poll in the top left)

Doria "Your hump has lumps" needs to be a bot (speaking of that wher is the "change your box" bot???)

Party at the Eagle Doria will not be wearing leather. Cool people will be there and Frank too

Read a page six review of Mama Mia that mentions Homosexuals LOL

"there are enormous holes in the plot of Mama Mia" Doria Biddle Sirius OutQ

( OMG it's only the end of the 2nd hour )

Gabriel Fleming "the Lost Coast" in the 3rd hour


Distasteful banter about suicide led to Frank's father enjoying upsetting Frank ... "You ARE your father Frank" .. may be the last we ever hear from Doria Biddle (For a not so unrelated comment August 28 will be the 1 year anniversary of the Owen Wilson suicide attempt)

Top of the 3rd Doria is still with us!

Interview with Gabriel Fleming coming up .. see above post for link

Chit chat about Frank's faux pas "the colored kids" emails read (Fun fun fun ... if you want to make sure Frank reads your email put PORN in the subject line but never expect a reply)

A shit article that I could not find a link too (Look to the post about whole hole instead)
Frank misses Romaine .. Romaine thinks Frank is an ass for not letting Mr Greg go on the cruise

Above mentioned interview (making some bacon & waffles to go with my fresh raspberries for lunch) Highlight of interview "straight guys taking it up the ass" and the 'Lucas' guy has a twin he liked "role playing with". (waffles & raspberries were fabulous, bacon crispy grease saved to make fried potatoes later)

Frank's thighs are wearing holes in his jeans! (New placement for leather patches we think)

New topic Dead Parents call 866-305-6887


Sure Frank visits MySpace to view Sean Davenports pics! But not even visit his fan site!!! Pig Fucker!!

Another show ends .. we're rating today at 74 cents towards the subscription



Dinks in the News

O.C. murder defendant attempts to sever his penis in jail!

Skylar Deleon, charged with murdering an Arizona couple at sea, tried to cut off his penis with a razor blade while in Orange County Men's Central Jail awaiting trial, sheriff's officials said Friday.

Deleon, 29, was hospitalized after the March 13 incident. His penis was reattached and he was returned to jail the next day, said Damon Micalizzi, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff's Department.

"Somehow he got a hold of a razor blade and tried to saw off his penis, but didn't complete the job," Micalizzi said.

(Don't you just hate it when they just can't commit to finish what they start?)

Aquaman Photo Shoot

Just because we like sexy

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