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Saturday, August 2, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
NFD Friday... oh and the show shit too
We give you links when Frank doesn't bother too!
Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)
Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'
Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)
Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)
Sly Stallone will star asCapt. Maria Von Trap in the upcoming Sound Of Music stage play ... (should rename it to Rocky 49 Nazi Knockout) ... "Dweezel Zappa Von Trappa" ... (Could this be the line of the day)
Calls
do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")
Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his doll action figure collection
Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures
Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section
Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"
*news*
(Wow that was fast)
Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered
Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro
Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle
Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"
"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man
Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall
Gossip with Lisa next!
Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL
Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian
"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle
(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )
Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"
Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine
List read .. movie reviews
They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews
Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle
Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special
Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!
804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)
"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)
Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)
Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it
CR has like30 31 phone lines to use for UnScreened LOL
Break Bot
CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com
Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com
Pineapple Princess to close out the show
Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password
Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)
Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'
Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)
Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)
Sly Stallone will star as
Calls
do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")
Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his
Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures
Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section
Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"
*news*
(Wow that was fast)
Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered
Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro
Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle
Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"
"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man
Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall
Gossip with Lisa next!
Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL
Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian
"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle
(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )
Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"
Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine
List read .. movie reviews
They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews
Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle
Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special
Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!
804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)
"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)
Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)
Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it
CR has like
Break Bot
CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com
Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com
Pineapple Princess to close out the show
Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password
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Penis News and other Crap
They may have taken dog off the menu for the Olympics but the Chinese serve up a nice selection of Penis Cuisine![story here]
According to one of the the Australians that ate the food, there is one big difference between eating that cuisine and the Chinese food the usually eat, as he puts it, "For the first time we could remember after eating Chinese food, we weren't hungry a few hours later."
And from d&c in Atlanta
No melons but the bananas are firm!
According to one of the the Australians that ate the food, there is one big difference between eating that cuisine and the Chinese food the usually eat, as he puts it, "For the first time we could remember after eating Chinese food, we weren't hungry a few hours later."
And from d&c in Atlanta
No melons but the bananas are firm!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
End of July Show
Nothing special today just the normal crap wrapped up in nonsensical fluff.
Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)
Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887
Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)
People called JD will report
Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)
Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy
Photo Courtesy of d&c
Doria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)
Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way
Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)
Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"
nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream
Back on time!
Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)
Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire whichDolls Action Figures he needed! ... Daddy Biddle buys useless shit at auction. Bells, Schools etc
Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!
Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)
FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view
Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...
Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)
Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left
Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"
Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)
Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news
Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887
Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c
Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)
DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...
Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks
Broken Penis news
"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...
Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)
(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see
Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?
Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments
Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... ()
Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)
Up next. Parting shots!
Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)
Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas
Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!
Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)
Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887
Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)
People called JD will report
Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)
Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy
Photo Courtesy of d&cDoria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)
Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way
Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)
Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"
nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream
Back on time!
Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)
Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire which
Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!
Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)
FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view
Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)
Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left
Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"
Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)
Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news
Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887
Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c
Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)
DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...
Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks
Broken Penis news
"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...
Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)
(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see
Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?
Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments
Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... ()
Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)
Up next. Parting shots!
Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)
Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas
Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!
Labels:
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JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 31, 2008
The Callers
Robin from (missed location)... doesn't want so many "best of's"... hmmm... good luck with that! And by the way... why not a "Pine apple princess" rendition?
Jay in PA... wants Frank's job... CLICK!
Mike in FL... is going to play Julie the Cruise director for Frank's trip to Fla.
Bill in San Antonio ... got depressed cuz of too many Best Of's... po' po' Bill...alas... we're doomed not only to repeat history, but hear it as well!
Lisa ...missed location... wants Keith ... cuz Keith doesn't have a life really... Doria explains technical s
Mike in Mass .... Mark Lund Could co-host.. skating with celebrities...
Shirly from Huston ... if Robin is so worked up, why doesn't she offer to co-host!?!?
Bob... what is Frank going to do in S. Fla... Frank is going to put out... he hopes... Bob wants him to get liquored up.
Chuck in Gurnville... saw another Frank "Decarro" sighting... he was so svelt! Eh.... must have been for a 70's fund raiser!
Trucker Sharon... what did Doria REALLY do on vacation??? Nothin but Amish! (Lesbian speak always confuses Frank!)
Jarrod in LA... talking about Rudda Lee... lives in Palm Springs... doing dinner theater or some such thing.
Joe from Arkansas... Burt Convey and Bobby Van... Rip Taylor ... but his question is how people won money on some game show?!?!
Brian in Pitts ... heads are going to roll... (you had to be there!)
Matt in Philli... there is a better way to get head on a long bus ride! (rim shot!)
Joe in AZ... Frank would scare the small towners in PA! How is that different than the people in Sub-urban America?
Brian in Toledo... suggesting who should be in the new rocky horror... Zack Effron as Brad... Marlyn Manson Dr. Frank... Bill Mosely could be Riff Raff... Frank said Doria would make a good Magenta! (we kinda agree tee-hee!)
Steve in....How is Frank doing on his diet? Doing ok... needs to be more strict still.
The Bots
The Jokes
Kate Winslet and Doria look like Laurel and Hardy
Frank wants a "Be-zee, Banks and Biddle show"
"A bald eagle vs. a bald guy at The Eagle"... kinda made us chuckle a bit!
Frank wants to play catch with his dead father... Doria said "here he is! catch!"
The Commercials
Giving Frank a chance to pee!
Robin from (missed location)... doesn't want so many "best of's"... hmmm... good luck with that! And by the way... why not a "Pine apple princess" rendition?
Jay in PA... wants Frank's job... CLICK!
Mike in FL... is going to play Julie the Cruise director for Frank's trip to Fla.
Bill in San Antonio ... got depressed cuz of too many Best Of's... po' po' Bill...alas... we're doomed not only to repeat history, but hear it as well!
Lisa ...missed location... wants Keith ... cuz Keith doesn't have a life really... Doria explains technical s
Mike in Mass .... Mark Lund Could co-host.. skating with celebrities...
Shirly from Huston ... if Robin is so worked up, why doesn't she offer to co-host!?!?
Bob... what is Frank going to do in S. Fla... Frank is going to put out... he hopes... Bob wants him to get liquored up.
Chuck in Gurnville... saw another Frank "Decarro" sighting... he was so svelt! Eh.... must have been for a 70's fund raiser!
Trucker Sharon... what did Doria REALLY do on vacation??? Nothin but Amish! (Lesbian speak always confuses Frank!)
Jarrod in LA... talking about Rudda Lee... lives in Palm Springs... doing dinner theater or some such thing.
Joe from Arkansas... Burt Convey and Bobby Van... Rip Taylor ... but his question is how people won money on some game show?!?!
Brian in Pitts ... heads are going to roll... (you had to be there!)
Matt in Philli... there is a better way to get head on a long bus ride! (rim shot!)
Joe in AZ... Frank would scare the small towners in PA! How is that different than the people in Sub-urban America?
Brian in Toledo... suggesting who should be in the new rocky horror... Zack Effron as Brad... Marlyn Manson Dr. Frank... Bill Mosely could be Riff Raff... Frank said Doria would make a good Magenta! (we kinda agree tee-hee!)
Steve in....How is Frank doing on his diet? Doing ok... needs to be more strict still.
The Bots
- The Rosie bot and Carol made their cameos! (oh, we love them so!)
- I'm getting booored! Oh god! The bots are better and more interesting than most of the callers of late.
- Haikutuuu! Does anyone get the point?
- Zzzzzzzz!! Getting the hint yet?
The Jokes
Kate Winslet and Doria look like Laurel and Hardy
Frank wants a "Be-zee, Banks and Biddle show"
"A bald eagle vs. a bald guy at The Eagle"... kinda made us chuckle a bit!
Frank wants to play catch with his dead father... Doria said "here he is! catch!"
The Commercials
Giving Frank a chance to pee!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Colucci ReCap on His Blog
The charming, sexy, talented, well groomed Jim Colucci has provided a recap of his report on Frank's show today.
Including the callers questions! (Such a doll .. really)
Check it out here .. no adult warning but still worth the read!
Including the callers questions! (Such a doll .. really)
Check it out here .. no adult warning but still worth the read!
JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 30, 2008
The Cliff's Notes episode
The Callers
(Who can turn the world on with their smile!?!? The callers! That's who!)
Trucker Robert ... with his usual requisite "exciting and important" football news.
Jenny in Wash... this AM... saw Jenny McNulty or something.
Steve from Washington ... ideas for Doria's dog's diarrhea ...
Robert in Staten Island... more ideas for Doria's dog. "white rice"
CR in PA... "Combo's" being fattening... after CR went to electronics school... there was a lady, she was SO fat... they made a suppository ... CLICK dial tone... Doria wondered if CR got spoiled and was allowed to actually complete the call... Frank assures her that he did not. (Actually, CR DID in fact get through a lot of his calls... much to Frank's chagrin, Frank thought CR was making sense last week!
Joe in TX... loves Austin... make sure he keeps it weird! How to get to the Alamo?!?! The hotel lady said "There is one here at the airport"... the humor was NOT lost on us... but Team Decaro took a few minutes to finally get the humor that was lost on the hotel lady.
Jarred from some where in Cali... Has had garlic ice cream
John in KS... went to Ben and Jerry's in Vermont... has had the "Good bye yellow brickle road",
Craig... no locale... so happy to be back in bed with Frank and Doria... loves the Batman movie, Frank is the only one that doesn't like it.
Andre in Long Island...Two girls one comb... isn't that a 3 way with Puff daddy...
Paul from Mass... finally calls in... Jim needs to get over his "porn shy" issues! Paul uses them for coasters! And gives us a dateline of his last gag reflex... Announces the announcement of the opening of "NotFrankDecaro.com" coming soon to a web site near you!
Brian in Toledo... back in touch to catch up with Jim... questions Fox programming decisions... keeps dropping shows faster then Frank drops trow on Xtube.com
Tom in Miami... question to Jim about "The Riches"... too bad... seems like it had promise.
Ray from ??? Ausling?? When is Empty Nest on DVD? ... no news yet. If there is... you'll hear it here first!
Stanton in Austin... is surprised that today's show is not one of the "
The Bots
- "So long fatso!" -- Frank should be so lucky to go home!
- "What the fuck are you doing?!?!" -- yeaop! we were wondering the same thing!
- "Once he stopped drinking he became so dull!" Bea calls it like she see's it! (RE: Dori's bilingual, mongoloid, alcoholic snob relative)
- "Twinkle toes walking" sound effect... BRILLIANT!!!!!! We LOVED that! PERFECT timing and everything!!!!
- "Record scratch" sound effect for "Song mixes" REALLY great timing!
- "That joke's so bad, TiVo would reject the repeats!" -- who could disagree? And Mario Canton DOES sound a bit like Lisa Lamponelli...
The Jokes
Doria DID say "Duty Free" after all... Frank couldn't help himself!
Why aren't there more "car inspection points" that have a deli and a day spa? You can get serviced while your car is serviced! This was VERY cute and clever social commentary on Frank's part!
Frank says he is upset with the light bulb left next to the microwave was upsetting him... then he realized it was him that left it there... he's upsetting himself... hmmm... when will Frank realize this is only a fraction of how Jim might feel!?!?!
The Commercials
Some of the most original material on the show comes from these things!
WTF!?
I thought the fat man and surly lesbian were back today!
Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...
Ok they showed up at noon!
Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank
Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)
Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)
Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ... Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)
do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)
Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt
(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")
*News*
hour 3 still live
The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour
Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)
"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video
Frank's new crush Shane West
Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)
chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)
(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)
Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)
Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments
For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!
ciao
Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...
Ok they showed up at noon!
Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank
Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)
Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)
Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ... Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)
do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)
Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt
(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")
*News*
hour 3 still live
The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour
Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)
"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video
Frank's new crush Shane West
Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)
chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)
(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)
Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)
Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments
For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!
ciao
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Monday, July 28, 2008
Monday Musings
Frank & Doria are off today and tomorrow so 'best of's" are going to play in the time slot.
The Birthdays that will be missed today are:
Alexis Arquette 39 (Famous Tranny, bad Actress)
Sally Struthers 60 (and still battling Aretha for 'heavy weight' title)
Rick Write 63 (Pink Floyd keyboardest)
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 79 but dead
Beatrix Potter 142 dead writer
Here's a product that we feel Frank should spokesperson for:
The Birthdays that will be missed today are:
Alexis Arquette 39 (Famous Tranny, bad Actress)
Sally Struthers 60 (and still battling Aretha for 'heavy weight' title)
Rick Write 63 (Pink Floyd keyboardest)
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 79 but dead
Beatrix Potter 142 dead writer
Here's a product that we feel Frank should spokesperson for:
Description
Ball powder. We're not kidding.
Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness.
A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.
DAVID
The actor was promoting the new X-Files film on The Late Show with David
Kyd, he explained, was sunbathing nude two summers ago when he was stung on the penis by a bee.
Duchovny said, "We were by the pool. He was naked. I saw the bee land on his penis. I watched his hand go up. He whacked it and then started screaming."
The X-Files star admits his first aid skills left a lot to be desired: "I put a diaper on him and gave him a soda."
But the injury had an odd side-effect, which Kyd made the most of.
Duchovny adds, "It was swollen and he wouldn't stop going on about it. He went up to women and was telling them, `Look how big my penis is!'" (We want to know why David watched a bee land on his son's penis ... it's juts a bit strange ya think???)
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