JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 15, 2008

"The side salad with low cal dressing and herbal tea in the buffet of the days show."

The Callers (the crispy spicy most delicious part of the show)

James in Alabama... (Frank can't hear the caller)... wants frank to open a pop culture museum... Frank is already half way there!... maybe he could "re-purpose" the home that the dad is in?!?!

Chris in New Orleans ... Frank's dream home would be in TV land or Toys R Us...where is Doria's? Rita Mae Brown's home in VA.... next to the ocean... Frank wants a ranch type house with a warehouse in back... or Pee-wee's play house!

Minkey Titsel ... aka... Trucker Neil... Sharing torture stories... sniffing ammonia... and being pelted by varoius objects... sucks to be the youngest sibling! Frank is horrified, and glad he's an only child! And sharing toys was straight out of the question!

Brian in Philly... made his husband watch the Jason Stuart from "Sex.com" on XM radio... for the straights... oh god... was wanting to give back a DVD that was a CD that was to be listened to... this phone call fell apart... everyone was talking over each other and nothing could be understood or clear... better luck next time Brian!!!

Jared in LA... sat way back in the back at an event ... next to Suzanne Westenhoefer... Frank's favorite story of the day.

Paul FROM Mass... He finally got his daily call in... wants Doria to leave at the last hour, and let the fat man do it on his own... points out the further selfish things Frank does and how much he neglects Jim... causing Jim to abuse Frank... but much to everyone's chagrin... Frank finds Jim's abuse endearing... Frank wants Paul to go back to bloging... getting more

Dave in Pitts... the phone call was lost on us...something about the Mamma Mia movie

Trucker Sharon... how is Frank going to get on the big screen when his digital cable show gets canceled... oops...someone hit the "hang up button"... an accident we're sure!




The Bots

• Kitty Carlisle -"What's that?" (Frank missed this one... but we didn't!)

• "What the fuck are you doing?" (Doria is torturing Frank...knob twisting and other unknown devices were involved)

• "Gnome scream"... who knows what scary things lie in the dark

• "That's the truth Frank"... Carol Channing likes to play balls to the wall too it turns out!

• "Want a cookie? It's coffee flavored!" The Rosie bot has a way of saying the things we're all only thinking!

• Pee-wee bots "Mr. Herman... you have a telephone call... I know you are what am I? (cool! We LOOOOOVE the Pee-Wee bots!!!)
  

The Jokes

The ones in Frank's head!?!?!?! HYSTERICAL!!! We would have loved to have heard them!


The Commercials
Sometimes they are more entertaining than some of the segments! .... it's a win win situation


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