Pig Fucker Friday

The end of the week my pretty & pervies! ... Let's give Frank loads .... of calls that is

Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit

Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)

Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun

Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...

(videos are back and new porn is listed at the nfdnaughty.ning.com)

Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)

Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle

Birthdays

Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him

Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)

break

Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...

Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)

Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro

*News*

Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!

Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table

Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)

A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike

Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"

Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night

Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)

3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)

Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen

Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'

*News*

Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...

Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!

"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro

Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes

More anniversary anxiety

Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest

Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter

Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating

Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)

Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!

WB Greg Thursday

Mr Greg is back! ... that's all we need for a great Thursday show
Chit chat about Vegas and Internet porn *stars*

Birthdays

Ernest Borgnine news .. he likes water sports! ... he visited whore houses for a little as $2 in his navy days

Technical difficulties ... be back as soon as I can

(ok back having trouble with the new adult area of the site so the nfdnaughty.ning is not playing videos for now .. we'll get it fixed though no fears you can still use the 'old' porn pages)

"Sordid Lives" chat .. best show on Logo by far

Wa-hooo a crank call

Soap Opera chat with Michael Fairman

Michael Phelp's dog in an ad is named Herman .. Frank is giddy .. caller mentions Phelp's shoe size and lack of body hair

Frank can't get off ... sorry about 'get off' ... the stump porn on NFD

(Sorry about the shoddy blogging ... this shit is actually taking thinking which can be difficult for me)

*news*

Tomorrow is Kalli's last day .. Frank yammers about Frank stuff ...

beaslyuncut caller suggested smut

French Canadian diver bulges

Mr Greg was pooping and the 'unscreened caller' had their radio turned up so Frank hung up on them ... (Bad, bad caller)

(Ok the blogging sucked today but you can hear the show again tonight after Diana or on Saturday)

Kalli brought the show back without music or any intro at all .. (very upsetting)

Celebrity news ... Penelope Cruz chatter ... (didn't she used to cram things up Tom's ass) ... Clowns Yes or No 866-305-6887 .. Doria frequented a clown themed strip club ... (we're guessing not for the buffet) ... Frank could never get Clowns or Priests to touch him .. lots of No Clowns calls .. Frank pushes Clown Porn ... (of course)

Wrestling team member arrested ... 16 year old High School Student .. he tea bagged a pinned wrestler!! ... See the Gay Porn Wrestlers story below

Callers will close the show ... and as much as Frank wishes it were the week's end it ain't

Wild Wednesday

We have high hopes for Hump Day! ... (hopes that will be dashed)

Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake

Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine

Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!

Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci

Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)

Quick Birthdays

Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"

Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)

Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget

*News*

Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget

Lisa Lampanelli chat

Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)

PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"

Painful Pic Doria found

Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne

Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy

The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour

Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"

"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro

Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know

Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."

*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!

Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"

"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)

"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci

Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV

Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com

Have fun and be Naughty!

Twisted Tuesday

Frank was late!

Caller 16 won shit off his desk

Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)

Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"

Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"

It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time

Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)

Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)

Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband

The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle

Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ

More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)

America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)

Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)

Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA

Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"

The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty

"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest

Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)

*News*

Frank's back on Michael Phelps

Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday

Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista

Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com

TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...

Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon

"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F

Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!

*News*

Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'

Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD

No fear I'll not shut down the porn

Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)

Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75

Burger King Employee Bathing Video

"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song

Ice snots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is

Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway

Parting shots & Pierre

Have fun & Be Naughty

Wrestling Hotties Bare All

College wrestlers on gay porn site

Giving new meaning to Big Red, a campus website that covers the University of Nebraska has discovered that two of the university’s wrestlers have strutted their stuff on a gay porn site, including an NCAA champion.

See the naughty naked boys here

For anyone who hasn't see it

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Monday for Mary's

Another week begins and Frank's on Time! ... (post your guesses on when Frank will be late on the NFD Calendar)

Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg

Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)

Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)

Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on

Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"

11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls

Birthdays

Call showering praises on Doria's show

Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)

Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)

"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro

Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...

Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."

Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!

Wet Doria
Chat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)

quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list

*News*

Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers

Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)

Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!

Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com

Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d

Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next

Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank

New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression

*News*

Kinky Kankle video posting soon!

Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)

Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC

Top rated movies this weekend list read

CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle

More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!

Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro

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