Frank-tabulous Friday

Hoping for hilarity willing to settle for filth .. It's Frank-tabulous Friday with F&D!!

Un-Fuckin-Screened Today!! ... (We Really miss the children 'yay' bot)

Show started on time today .. Doria mentions some 'hottie' she's booked for Frank
Then they yammered, in a friendly manner, a bit Doria must still have a buzz on from last night.


Frank gains control of the 'dinger' ... (Any Ding in his hands is dangerous)

Support Mama Mia .. Batman will make enough money on it's own ... (Everyone wants to see the dead guy play the villain don't say you don't)

Frank enjoyed his 35th birthday at a cranberry factory ... (It all comes down to food people) Frank wishes his ex-scumbag-boyfriend dead

Frank wishes that Jason Ellis would do awful nasty things to him on-air ... (We'd listen in horror but we'd listen)

Gerry's deli is where Frank found himself at 11:30 last night ... (Food people food)

Celeb Birthdays ... more dead than alive ... (Ok either dead or damn close to it)

Interview with Yair Hochner director of Antarctica the film promises Hot Guys and hotter sex scenes! antarctica the movie

Frank got 10 wrong answers on the "Batman Quiz" on AOL

Frank tried to make shit up about the Valley Girl Movie but a break saved us

the first hour ended ...

Frank put Colin in his pants ... "he's keeping my winkle warm" ... (Sick sick man .. no fear animal lovers there's plenty of room in his crotch)

Jack wrangler porn star Frank mentioned who is married to a woman. Doria is confused by this ... (It's the same reason Doria would marry the sexy Mr. Colucci) ... His movie titles here

Frank prefers sex by himself .. always has ... (The plot thins Eating is sex for Frank masturbation is killing time) Doria has wanted every sex partner she's been with ... (She really doesn't have enough sex IMO ... never having that "Jesus .... I went home with YOU!!!!" wake up seems sad somehow)

UnFuckinScreened next! 866-305-6887 ... they'll say the area code and you say what you want! (I'll be making some lunch)
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Celebrity news ... "Nichole Kidman sucked her baby fat out with a Dyson"
Frank is boycotting Ben & Jerry's because he can't get the Elton John Ice Cream

(We're excited to hear who the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer Award goes to)

Frank got snuck into an ABC event by Jim and saw Gale Harold who actually recognized him ... (Jim did not pay Mr Harold to do this) Then Frank ditched Gale for the co-creator for that damn cartoon he watches .. Fillmyass & Herb (I know that's not the name but it is funnier)


End hour 2

"Lights Camera Gift Bag" ... best so far
Photo by Brent Murray
A.O. Scott is the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer award winner! (She isn't the prettiest of critics now is she?)

Thea Gill from QAF & now Dante's Cove joins F&D to chat about her role in Mulligans ... (Her site is not up yet but promises 'coming soon')
Sally Kirkland never took Doria out for drinks as promised ... (We bet Doria would've put out for her)

Troy Tooner of Troy the Animated Cartoon end the show for the day.

Make sure to email Doria with your good wishes as she heads to Amish country for vacation.
Have a great weekend .. watch more porn