Friday, July 25, 2008

Fab Friday Show Blogging

Lisa Arcella InTouch Magazine will cohost when she can get into the studio ... (Frank has told all the guest cohost the show starts at 11:30 so they would be late and make it seem difficult to get in on time) She rolled in at 16 after the hour

Yes Frank did eat like a hoover before Weight Watchers ... (Now he's streamlined into a DustBuster)

Birthdays ... Estelle is still dead

Jamie Farr and Anita Gillette are the first guests and a quasi 'dial an icon' ... Flamingo Court is what they're promoting ... (Not a peep out of Lisa she could've taken her time! Maybe she's just doing what Doria would do) .. Lisa had a question! ... (such a sweet voice really 'mom' like) ... Jamie Farr still has all his marbles. He called Frank fat! ... (Klinger we love you for that)

Dirty, dirty Frank update He has still not opened the email I sent him with 'tinkle porn' ... (he's either too busy or has sworn off hot boys pissing)

Take a moment to fill out the listener survey link at the top of this page!

First hour coming to an end with chit chat ... searching guest birth dates on IMDB

Frank says they'll have Jamie & Anita back ... (He says that a lot and they never return)

Lisa became a gossip guru by "never keeping a secret" ... (Why hasn't Frank become a paid gossip guru???)

Frank would like a gift wrapping room ... he says Jim would like a gift wrapping room ... (We think Jim would just like a room he could feel safe in)

*News*

Celebrity gossip promised this hour

"The only thing wrong with Jim is his bank book" F DeCaro

Liberace chat ... what it means to be a star ... how suck today's stars are ... We all love Dolly! ... Doria likes her family, 'disgusting'

Lisa's report next ... Celebrity trash intro is best!

Frank is embracing his 'chickenhawkdom' and wants Harry Potter naked and silent ... (he is 19 & fair game)

Lots of background chat overheard ... (Kalli isn't using her 'inside' voice)

Loads of praise for Joan Rivers ... Madonna has old hands ... Angelina Jolie could suck a lemon from here to the Beverly Wilshire

Break was 3 minutes late ... (Callers seem to be quiet today ... is anyone listening ... we may never know)

Bit more yammering about Mad Men season 2 .. Frank's see the first 2 episodes and has to brag about it

We were nervous about the "Jungle Delivery" but it wasn't that bad after all ...

27th caller gets the DVD set of Mad Men ... (Lets see how long it takes to get 27 callers {insert Jeopardy music} only 2 minutes! Jill in Tampa won)

Wrapping up hour 2 with a call from CR! (He mentioned our blog we love that virgin in PA)

*News*

Side note: Doria wears a sports bra to 'keep her huge rack off the board at work' is the most popular answer so far on our poll .

To see Frank on his knees in Pittsburgh check out his gallery page

Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men ... (sweet girl!)

Frank will have a 4 day weekend .. will he put out? .

It's pick on Madonna day

Joan Rivers & Charo interviews part of the 'best of' for Monday ... (We think Frank should give up days off to make up for his constant tardiness)

Make sure you visit DoriaBiddle.com and sign her guest book

Eric in SF sucks up to Frank ... (We think he's paid and we can't be bought ... cheaply at least)
He agrees that Lisa has a lovely voice ... (Eric is single and fun so go get him boys ... unless you're holding out for Billy Beane)

Frank plugs Jamie Farr being on Derek & Romaine ...

Frank enjoys being on radio so he can be 'so unPC' ... (We're not sure he goes back to PC off air ... remember the Olive Garden)

Frank begs Lisa to get him a copy of the mini-me sex tape ... (I so want to see it too)

Colin Farrell's sex tape girl's vagigi looks like a toothless angry Hitler ... (It's more than just the 'stache' IMO)

Mike & Laura listeners in studio ... Frank probes for Doria bashing and gets it! ... Mike records FDS with his stiletto because he can't listen at work ... But he does his best not to let his dog hear the show because 'pets do die from listening'

Joey from Brooklyn ... the hottie with the flower shop ... He had customers asking about the vagigi comment! ... (Sell them daisies and ignore customers like every other florist)

Larry from Hawaii calls and says that he can get Sirius reception ... "Larry is confined to a mental institution"

break bot should be showing up soon ... no break bot Frank got the signal from Mr Greg ... Parting shots next up

Porn call .. amaturestraightguys.com

Opening movie reviews ... (Yeop a list)

Enjoy your weekend dolls! Watch more porn

Thursday, July 24, 2008

One mans trek to see a fat man...

So... as per the instructions of my chief editor, and to get reimbursed for the trip and count the business expense... I am creating a blog of my visit to LA!

So... lets see... how did the day start off?

First... woke up at 4:30 am Yes... it was dark ... a little TOO dark.

Then I walked my dog. Gosh I sure do love that dog!!!



Then took a shower...
(yes, that's really me...perverts!)



Then I got in my car and got the Navigon tuned in and mapped out.

Time? Now 6:30 am
Next... went and got coffee and donuts...you know... the messy kind... 1 cream, 1 sugar for the coffee(s) and away I go!

Ok... now on the road to face San Diego rush hour traffic ... HOLEY MOTHER OF GOD !!! WHO IS EVEN AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!?!?!


But that's ok... I have my Sirius radio set to ... Made me wonder... What ever happened to Huey Lewis and The News? Gosh I sure do miss them!

oh dear god... I need more coffee!!! Oh! that's right! I had an extra!!!
Sweet baby jesus I am happy again! Few things bring such happiness and joy when I put them in my mouth!


I arrive finally in LA with some time to spare... so I decide to take a few moments to have a bite to eat at a delicious little place called "Cafe Verana "

If you are ever on La Brea Street in LA... you simply MUST go!!!

Finally 10:30 am arrives and time for me to go meet The Fat man!!!


Appearances were made... laughs were had...and the show ended.

Then I had my chance to finally have my picture taken!

Ah... that was F-U-N!!! I can die a happy man, and as close to being with celebrity as I could ever hope for!!


Afterwords, Doria, Collin, Frank and I all went BACK to Cafe Verana for a bit 'o' lunch


Frank ordered some a sandwich, and tea, Doria ordered some pasta, and I ordered some pasta as well. I was able to finish most of mine... but WW points be damned... Frank was a clean platter! (to be fair, I thought the food was pretty good!) And Frank DID share a portion of his meal with Collin... teaching him bad manners. (much to Doria's "delight"!)

We talked a little bit of "shop"... some other stuff about pop culture, and various things, and a good time was had by all... or at least me!!!

And then it was time for Frank to keep his appointment at Target.

Then after a long day, time to head back to San Diego... with lots of memories and fond times dancing in my head!

The End.

Frank & Kenny Thursday

Kenny (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kleiber will cohost with Frank today ... (when he gets in ... he over slept an hour! Now Frank can see what it's like to have someone be late on him)

Mr Greg lives closer than Harlem but not in Flushing.

Doria keeps emailing and text messaging even though she is supposed to be on vacation ... (Ultimate control issues ... is this another reason Biddle is single?)

The show could suck if callers don't call 866-305-6887

Herman is home and didn't bite Jim! They took the old fuck out to dinner at Chili's the old fart had the 8oz sirloin, Frank had the guiltless grill chicken platter and Sexy Jim had the quesadilla ... (always a chain)

More Mad Men dvds to give away ... listen for the sounder ... (Mr Greg is awful chatty today)

Bonus hole discussion ... (where is it ... conclusion is the 'back door')

Birthdays

Break was on time

The fuckable ginger boy shows up at 11:30

Ang Ree yells at caller ... (Frank's funniest voice to date)

Barbra Walters: "Mewawee we woe awong"

Today's show is like overhearing 2 fading queens gossip at a bar

Keith Price from Comedy Daddy dot com (I wont mention his day job)

"Everybody pee" in chorus

Frank threatens callers on hold "Don't you dare hang up" ... Again Break was on time

*Hour 2*

2 things that Frank will not eat! Buggers and Glue

chatter .. nonsensical yammering

"Which Golden Girl is next to drop dead?" F. DeCaro

calls & bots a go go

Interview with Nick Marino from Paste Magazine House rabbits and music ... (These kids now a days are really twisted) "Where's the hot spot in the country?" ... "Atlanta is incredible with hip hop hit after hit ..." (Oh god kill me now Georgia is hip) Next issue will be out in September (We have definitive evidence that GA is NOT hip see link... d&c have said so)

Break on time

Kenny gives a great white way report ... Chyanne Jackson's ass cheeks ... (the only comment heard in the segment)

Break on time again ...

Peeing on Liza bot is hysterical

Round up of Kenny's report to close the hour

*News @ 1*

Amazing how much Doria actually keeps the show on track ... (We only notice when she isn't here)

A guest was promised ... (we didn't catch the name)

Mad Men Give Away to come after Joey Arias

Christian Bale chat ... C word tossed around like carp in a trailer park
"Last credit is best if you can't be first" F DeCaro

"Michael Jackson lost his nose in clam dip" F DeCaro

Joey Arias interviewed ... he's from North Carolina but came to NYC in 1976 ... his cell phone rang ... (the hardest working man in a dress) Arias with a Twist his new show ... Joey's been spit roasted on stage ... (Live sex shows are always worth the ticket price)








Mad Men Give Away caller 31

Kenny may move in with Frank & Jim ... (He has no idea what he would be getting into!)

Frank unbridled is fun

Fun show ... even if it was a bit of a jumbo jumble

Watch more porn to enjoy the rest of your day

JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 24, 2008

Da' Callers The last bastion for entertainment on The Frank Show!

Chris in Dallas... loves the show... loves the bots... and wants a Doria bot played... wait... he LIKES the show??? (how long has he been listening?)

Robin in Louisiana ... what's a bonus hole? DNR have their version... we're skeptical...

Steven in SC ...who can be mad at Kenny Kleiber? Special request... can Frank do "Ang Lee"? yeaop! and Frank relishes in it every minute!

Brian in Missip... glad no bossy women are around... the Doria bot is not happy!

Candy Man in PA... "Go ask Arice"... Ang Lee rears his ugly head... but was kinda funny...

Brian in Philly... do Harvey Fierstein doing Ang Lee

Jay in Pitts... Doria is recruiting Amish girls for the gay army... hence the "noth'n' but amish!"

Missed name... / location... going to PA... how to recognize Doria? (Stand in the middle of a field and yell "Not'n' but Amish!" and you'll hear her snicker...

CR from PA... when he was in first grade he had some self inflected pencil injuries... and then the inevitable joke about the "pencil di..." he was CR'ed....

Paul from Mass... CR should be happy anything stuck him! And gave Frank second billing... he got CR'ed.

Rhonda in MO... Christian Bale's mom is a circus clown... Hence the real story... he ripped his moms nose off.

Mark in Fl... what is the difference between a troup of circus performers and the miss america pagent??? we missed the punch line...




Da' Bots
  • The Doria bot makes it's requisite appearance.
  • The Bots have numbers....number 9 is the one we kinda suspect is Frank's favorite!





Da' Jokes
If you're a gay... you should be able to do a Harvey... or just do Harvey... out of respect! This made us literally "LOL"!!!

Frank: Should we care about the Olympics??? This was actually an oddly appropriate question, but made us all chuckle out loud!

Frank made us laugh yet again with his alternate version of the Christian Bale assult story

As Frank laments his childhood youth and his first experience



Da' Commercials...

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

JD's Color Commentary Corner - July 23, 2008

The "Welcome Back... now leave"... edition
Callers

Frank from Rochester ... Missed Frank (the other one) at the air port...

Darleen --- has some free swag from McDonald's some years old... it got too complex after that... where to put it where to put it?

Brian from Pitts... Frank & Jim's pic is in the Pitts "Out" mag...something closely resembling an alliteration

Trucker Sharon ... she likes Jim... just welcoming Jim to the show... wait for it... and she got the CR treatment.

Beaver in Mass... faulty wiring is causing the light bulbs to go out... Frank's sucking on light bulbs isn't so bad

CR from PA ... how long will his phone call last this time? We're taking bets starting at under 3 seconds... any takers? He calls in with a joke referencing the sandwich in the pants... America breathed a sigh of relief... laughs were had!

Missed the name / location ... about reality tv...

Shauna in AZ... about the fat baby left in the car during the Batman movie...who knew the baby was fat? Eh...we think the kid deserved it!

Winner of Mad Men dvd season 1... CR from PA! Who knew!?!?

Brian from Toledo... always a fun regular to Jim's segment... Preacher... on HBO or something? more tv talk we couldn't keep up with.

Micheal in PA... how can 2 1/2 men get nominated but Weeds is not?

Kent in GA... Sordid Lives tv show on Logo...they love it! Really fun! Coming out July 28.

Chris in New Orleans... Is anyone going to pick up Rome? Nope, sadly, it was too expensive. Also, the Writers strike effects on tv shows this season.

Dani / missed location... is Bionic Woman coming back? Nope. No way. No how.

Joe in Dallas... New Amsterdam... story line issues... but it's been canceled... no one will know.

Ronnie in KS City... on HBO... 12 Miles of Bad Road... been canceled though.

Eric in Ohio ... actors strike question... Heroes too? All shows.

Howard... the 4400... has it disappeared? yeaop! on to the break!

Bots
  • CURSE YOU DORIA BIDDLE!!!! --- oh boy... it's going to be the next "gnome scream"


Jokes
Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you happy to be in Rochester? (rim shot!) (the accompanying story made this a cute one!)

Go back to Miami! I have a head ache! (random strangers can be funnier than certain radio show hosts!)

The surprise at the end of Mad Men... She's a shape shifter!!!




Commercials
Things we absolutely positively can't live with out!


(at 10:00 am)...
And we're outta here! On to work the corners of San Diego! (apoligies to Paul from Mass).

Sexy Colucci Hump Day! w/ Frank too

The sexy, charming, witty and did I say sexy ... Jim Colucci entertains us today ... oh and Frank will be there also.

Will the fat man be on time his first day back??? Yes!! He made it!!!

Whining about how difficult it was to get the show on ... Left Po' po' Jim to fend for himself because Frank couldn't be 'rushed in the bathroom' ... (at least he's on time)

Lot's of Dr Doofenshmirtz voices

Explanation of Frank's Flight via Rochester LOL ... (He could've spent the night on the couch and Jim could've had the guest bed)

Talk, talk, talk ... some Mad Men chatter .. Talk, talk, talk ... (Nothing was said but space was filled)

Super Hot Sexy Jim Colucci shows up! ... (wearing his Pittsburgh Tee Shirt)

Callers feel the need to call and express their love for Jim ... (We really do have some fabulous callers )

Celeb Birthdays ... (yep a list)

Doofenshmirtz sounder ... (we're going to be hearing a lot of this character)

"Smuggle a sandwich in your pants" ... J Colucci (Sexy Quizno's guy)

Jim enjoyed the waiter at the diner ... Rat ran across path Jim screamed like girl ... Frank missed the smell of pee and garbage while in LA

The boys spent $65 shipping their free swag home ... (That's Frank's ice cream budget for Sunday)

The First Class Light bulb story

Locking a 2 year old in the car to see the new Batman movie ... (If it had been the trunk he would've seen the end of the movie)

Frank is thrilled he can now talk over the intros ... (in LA the delay prevents most of his fun ... no porn and Doria is there)

*Hour 2*

Chat .. Jim will do his TV report ... Caller 30 get Mad Men DVD season 1 dvd set.

wow ...just wow ... (nonsensical yammering is what he does best)

Spelling Mansion chat ... Frank complains about his 700sq ft apartment yet still ships shit home for $65 ...

Jim has to marry Candy Spelling because Frank's a bottom

DORIA, Frank has been hitting the breaks on time!!!!

Jim's TV report next

Inside scoop from the TV Critics thingy Jim was at ... Be sure to check out Jim's articles in CBS Watch. july is on the stands now. september issue will be out at labor day or posted on his site

"The group of TV critics make ComiCon look hot! .. not you Jim but the rest whooooooooo Ugggggggggglieeeeeeeeeeeeee" F DeCaro OutQ 109

They were up until 3:40 AM and are doing a fine job of reminding us of it. =)

Sordid Lives chat ... It airs on LOGO tonight 10:PM (Behind the scenes at Logo online)

American Little Britain ... (Can't wait for this!!! I'm resubing to HBO just for this show)

Jim admits to being passive aggressive ... (But still sexy as all get out)

Still to come Estelle Getty's special farewell

4400 gone forever! (Shit I liked that show)

Jim's aunt ended up on stage at a showing of Cats ... looking for a bathroom

Top of the next hour Jim gives his tribute to Estelle Getty

*news*

They're back with dusty old jokes ... (It's nice to have the show back on track)

Estelle's tribute lovingly presented by Jim

Interview of Funny Gay Males ... Bob Smith, Jaffe Cohen and Danny McWilliams and Patrick Ryan interloper

Tasteless jokes about 'A Still Getty' ... (Too soon? Never it's done with love)

Finally humor delivered on the Frank Decaro show

The 'c' word is not hate speech!

Watch more porn and see you all here tomorrow

Scrotum News

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.

Two practical jokers in San Luis Obispo, Calif., decided to mess with their passed-out drinking buddy by setting his crotch on fire. The man suffered second-degree burns to his testicles.

Today 's Cast & a Note From Doria





Tuesday, July 22, 2008

JD's Color Commentary Corner July 22, 2008

The Callers
Trucker Sharon -- Suzzane! NOTH'n' BUT AMISH!!

Brian in Pitts -- nothing to do with what we're talk'n' about right now. What happened to Oliva Newton John's husband, the one that fell off the boat?!?!? (good question!!!)

Michelle in Hollywood -- Sanoma and Patron .... 'nuff said! (huh!?!?)... SOMEBODY has a secret!!

Trucker Robert -- Want's the "now who died time" lead ... Jason Taylor was traded to from the Dolphins (* (we talked about this ad nauseum yesterday) ... huh??? CLICK!(we applauded a little)

TJ in St Petersburg... get free fish to nibble on your whole body! (hmmm... ok... NOW we're... never mind...

Trucker Patty... amazing us with her illiterations! Is there a retirement pool for the fish??? If they can eat the whole foot... then they go on to feed the homeless...

Chris... i forget where from... his wifes favorite comedian... will she come to New orleans (other than for another event)... she's not... back to the fish... using them in a pool for seriouses... but will our HMO pay for this?

Edward... missed where from... is Suzanne in to self bondage? Seems she is! But only in front of an audience... oh the things we do for attention!

Mike in GA... free stuff!!! The Season 1 of Mad Men! Elation was in his voice... something else was in the background.

CR from PA... calls in with something that makes us snicker...leave it to us to get Frank blown in TJ

Paul from Mass... People aren't calling cuz ... is Billy Bean single or not??? Suzanne informs us... SINGLE! Paul has inside info on the size of his ex's member! He feels cheated cuz I'm better than him...

Blake in Atlanta... has been stalking Suzanne for some time now... and will she be near Atlanta any time soon? No ... she wants to come back... make a petition ya'll!

Joy in AZ... Suzanne is going to be in Tuson really soon... go to SuzzaneW.com.... Joy wants to show some love to Suzanne... has converted her friends... we're not sure if it was to lesbianism or to fans of Suzanne

Tammy in PA... got some brownie / girl friend points when she took her girl friend out to one of Suzanne's shows! (we're guessing she got some that night!)

George in San Fran... a call for Frank finally...but then he goes on to talk with Suzanne... wants to clarify Frank's schedule... Frank's dad is out of fruit... and has to get to the store...is Frank going to ComiCon? Nope... we're all a little sadder for it.

Jeremiah (location missed)... lost his appitite for Long John Silvers... the fish story turned him off... ... (hours ago apparently)... and what type of phone does Suzanne use? The original iPhone... one that was given to her by Steve Jobs! Cool! Now go sign another contract and get a new one!

Jim Colucci ... is the news true? Estelle Getty has passed!?!?!?! Frank wants Jim to start his new Golden Girls book.



The Bots
  • Curse you Doria Biddle!!! --- hmmmm... a little over used... 'EVERY time Doria's name is mentioned... but still... kinda makes us chuckle!
  • The jokes like that, that make me go home and drink... oh... what doesn't make us go home and drink?
  • "Break"... ah... what else can we do to keep Frank focased??? We're thinking electic shock buzzers stragically placed!!
  • Carol bots!!! "She was good!" "We did the bumps and the grinds!" (we LOVE the Carol bot!).. did she have sex with Suzanne W.??? Only 2 people know the truth for sure!





The Jokes
Ought to be in abundance today.

"Shrimping"... Fish pedicures... fish nibbling on your feet... gave Frank some new "Shrimping" material... laughs were had!!

What do you tell a lesbian with a bleeding neck? Nothing! (Suzanne's self inflicting injuries worry us!!)


"Getting to be the big cheese!" ... kinda like a sharp white cheddar... (was actually pretty chuckle worthy!)

Frank mentions that he watches porn in little spurts... oh-kay... now THAT was funny!!

Suzanne just learned how much she's getting paid for this gig!!! $0.00... the big goose egg! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!! (that was pretty funny!



Commercials:

They get in the way of the funny... but... yeah...

Why does the new "Legal zoom" commercial sound like a hot porno / personal sex encounters ad on late night tv??


The End of the show?!??



NOTH 'n' BUT AMISH!!!!

Suzanne W Tuesday with Frank

Attention fans! Frank was early into the studio today!! This has been verified and is true. There may be hope for a fun show yet

Original theme music is back ... 'curse you Doria Biddle' bot works overtime each time the dreaded DB name is uttered ... (loyal's d&c feel the new bot is already annoying ... we're sure that's Frank's goal)

Chit chat about a long canceled show on GSN ... Suzanne West-hot-heffer (via trucker patty) is fact finding Billy Bean's breakup ... (Finally a productive lesbian)

"nothin' but Amish" and other calls .. something about a now who died time football player ... (wow is all we have)

Frank's catholic upbringing rears it's head "I feel sorry for the pedophiles on DateLine"

Celeb Birthdays .... (Frank has no schedule at ll he's just winging it and seeing if everything will fit ... much like his approach to buffets)

(We see that the little fucker JDinSD is back from Lala and blogging as she should be)

Fish pedicures ... topic of fun and splendor ... Hungry carp nibble your dead skin off of your raunchy misshapen feet ... (It doesn't surprise us at all that this is in Virginia ... what ever happened to that Senator Allen guy?? LOL)

Frank made the 11:42 break ontime! ... (We're wondering if he's been replaced with a CIA clone)

Frank marries his stalkers ... Jodie Foster is Suzanne's alter ego .. (it puts the lotion in the basket)

Frank has hit the breaks on time every time this hour! ... (Yay Frankie)

Working up to the last moments of the first hour Frank asks Suzanne "When was the last time you injured yourself?" ... (Her explanation was going to go over so we'll hear next hour)

*Hour 2*

Suzanne talks about her slippery neck covered in sunblock ... Her own hand slipped and she sliced herself open with a nail ... (manicure's are for lesbians too)

Frank repeats his Carol Channing comment about earrings ... (He doesn't care about his listeners now does he)

Again "Lots more fun" implies there has been fun

Suzanne poked herself in the eye with a brush and poked her contact out ... (Many more injuries to follow)

24 minutes to get 27 callers for the win of the Mad Men DVD set ... Mike in GA

Tomorrow the uber sexy Jim Colucci is guesting with Frank and Thursday the fuckable ginger boy will cohost

Suzanne will be in Harrisburg PA at Stallion's ... (her Mom is only 20 minutes from Harrisburg)

"Lets redo all classic stories but in a gay way" ... (will they actually do this??)

Again break on time ... (He can do more than crap and make cupcakes)

Frank had bullshit in his box this morning ... (It must've smelled funkier than ever) Enough with the Prada Shoes!!!!! ... (We are so over them)

I wish Frank Sr would call in ...

Break Bot needed at 12:53

Frank flies back to NYC tonight ... (JetBlue flight number .... LOL I wouldn't tell you)

*News at 1*
Last hour starts with Frank sounding upbeat ... (must be thinking about lunch in 60 minutes)

Scintillating toothpaste chat! ... Mostly about Aries vs Scorpio

Billy Beane has separated from his big dicked boyfriend of many years .. (we are sad to hear this .. but he's single boys!)

Frank does read this blog! ... (He can spell check but god forbid he comment! Pig Fucker)

Suzanne got bored with Comic Con talk ... (We adore her)

Estelle Getty died today ... (She lives on in reruns and our hearts)

Mad Men chat ... (Great show I just can't watch)

Biddle banter ... 866-305-6887

Suzanne likes boy/boy porn too!

"Jim has a lovely penis" F DeCaro 1:43PM

Break Bot

Nattering is spelled correctly on this blog! ...

Breaking news ... Jim left $20 for the maid ... (Frank will not reimburse him we just know it) ... Frank does his best to kepp Jim working writing a new Golden Girls book.

Parting shots! .. Suzanne does her Smurf voice ... Doria predicted that they would just talk for 3 hours! ... (Biddle knows) Frank demands that Suzanne get Doria laid when she returns from vacation ... (We hope it happens)

Our thanks to Suzanne for her charity work in doing Frank's show for free!

! Frank News !

Title: A boy named Phyllis : a suburban memoir / Frank DeCaro

Added to the UCLA Library on July 18 2008.

(They finally got the funding of 50 cents to purchase a copy)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Tuesday With Frank


Not Biddle Free Monday!

WTF was that opening? .. (Insane even for Frank standards .. not sure if we enjoyed it or not ... Kinda like the first B&D experience was)

They're trying to say it was technical ... (We just don't buy it)

"kick her in the cunt" ... (Wonderful quote of the day Finally Frank starts the show on an up note)

Some football guy was traded ... (File this under news we could give 2 shits about)

Lesbian callers are having technical difficulties of their own ... (I have laundry to fold .. where's the guests?)

Celeb Birthdays

Outfest Round Up ... (Whatever the fuck that is) Another list of the films they liked ... (At least they wrote the list)

We would so pay to see Doria as Frank DeCaro in a one woman show ... (same bust line less fur)

More Outfest Wrap Up ... (we're looking into the squeaking noises ... Doria can't hear it ... is it in our minds?) Mr Greg doesn't hear it either so it may be with the feed.

Back to Jack Wrangler porn star married to a woman

Stump Loving amputee porn! ... (You wont hear about this on Barbra Walters)

Gitmo Sugar is a show that needs backing ... (Nobody liked Gimme Sugar there were like 30 people at the after party and 12 were the caterers)

Is The Frank DeCaro Show better because Frank is in it???? ..... (Comment and let us know)

Caller 21 gets the box set of Season 1 Mad Men ... David in Florida won ... (He seemed more excited than we would expect)

Fingersmith Prison ... (Frank's attempt at amusing himself)

Last break of the first hour ... (Maybe they should go over 10 minutes to make up for that horrid start??)

Sugar Rush .. the British show people liked ... not Gimme Sugar

"Meat Ass was the best movie of the festival! To see Al Parker's distended asshole ..." F DeCaro (we simply can't continue the quote)

*News at Noon*

Dennis Dermody ... 3rd place winner in our segment poll .. will be reporting this hour

See "True Love" ... (Frank rambled on a bit so maybe rent it from Netflix and see what the hub bub is)

Frank liked Mama Mia better than The Dark Knight ... (Hmmmmm he thought it was 'dark' ...)

Listener calls .. Fun, Funny and CR

Dennis up next

Talked about William Hurt, Silent Movies, Mama Mia, Heath Ledger playing a dog in the back of a cruiser and Divine's wardrobe

Doria leaves for vacation tomorrow ... to terrorize the Amish with lesbian surliness ... Bobby Rivers is too busy to guest co-host (we're saddened to hear this)

Calls from listeners and a really lame crank

(I've emailed Frank for the Biddle Bust photos ... lets hope we get them to post here)

*hour 3* (That much closer to Biddle Free Radio)

OutQ snacks and a road trip is a waistline busting combo ... Caller says

The chicken queen of Misery called in ... (We love Pierre and his chicken jokes)

Creators of Phineas & Ferb (???) Interview .. July 29 DVD release "the Fast & the Phineas" ... Will Frank ask for DVDs to give away?

JD in SD is there in studio .. he could've been blogging but NOoooooooooooooooo ....

Arghhhhh the power died on my call ... hand of god Doria said

Until tomorrow watch more porn and sign the petition LOL