With Dennis Hensley bringing the queer
Frank is sleeping in before heading out to Philly! ... Beasy is guest boarding-oping
Friendly chit chat with not a single fart joke
Frank called ... (just to make sure that we all knew it was still his show) ... chatted about going to Hair last night had a great time looking at cocks n balls .. he is on his way to Philly with Sexy Jim & Herman !!
Got a phone call I have to take .. listen for a change LOL I'll be back ... Exciting news for NFD enthusiasts coming soon!
Mormon Rape story .. Mormons & cloned dogs and rape oh my!
*News*
We want the "meat ass" video! Dennis creates the funniest game show parodies.
Lisa Arcella is up next
Celebrity Gossip ... insights that Lisa actually has to make the calls to celebrities about stories "they don't like" ... (Imagine trying to talk down enough to converse with Britney)
In Touch (Gay Masturbation Magazine) is not affiliated with InTouch Weekly ... OMG Doria got football talk into celebrity gossip!! ... (I suppose some of the players are celebrity in a sense)
Parker Foster Aiken ... spawn of oh so gay Clay was birthed ... (gays can have kids too ... something to walk in the park if you don't have a foo foo dog)
We love the music choices today! .. so serene
Mentioned the talented, sexy Jim Colucci and his segments that you can get the recaps at Must Hear TV blog
Dennis interviewed Christina Hendricks "Joan of Mad Men" for a Canadian magazine .. led to Mad Men calls ... (it is a great show I just can't get into you would think that with all the smoking I would) ... insider tip from Dennis the actors time their lines around the herbal cigarettes because they could only get 3 lines in between a drag before it goes out.
Andre' from Long Island enjoyed his daughters "Bloody Mary's the best" ... (preteens do make great bartenders no sense of measuring)
Break just under the wire ... (see Doria cuts it close too)
The sultry "da da da dada" brought us back
Mad Men chat
*News*
Tony Tripoli joins Doria and Dennis
Doria saw the 'pee fetish' guy from "Sex in the City" now on Mad Men ... while she was at the canyon .. while at the canyon Doria sticks to the paved path (this info is for entertainment not stalking)
Mama Mia chat .. a Straight man called who really enjoyed it ... (how straight can he be)
Tony & Dennis give their 'take' on Mama Mia ... Tony can actually do accents! ... (unlike Frank)
PSA ... "Mama Mia" is a fucking movie ... not a documentary just a silly fun movie built around ABBA ... Yuo want to know "why?" anything about it repeat with me ... Because it's a Fucking Movie.
Turn your volume down on blue tooth when calling ... (Yes that is how you sound Doria Surly and Sultry)
Fun show ... (we're hoping they get back to the broad that clones dogs and rapes Mormons chained to the heater)
Sexy Talented Jim Colucci called! ... (doesn't get that it was just a fucking movie)
Calls ... Doria gets reports on her being mentioned on other OutQ programs
Doria encourages Dinah lesbians to keep drinking and stay away from drugs
Rosie 'new show in the works' gossip ... wanting Rosie to use "So You Think You Can Dance" contestants
Dennis is pitching his "Screening Party" short ... (can't wait to see it)
CR calls .... (Will he get it all out) ... He made it!
Chat about Tony working on E for "Soup" and the Style Network ... has to dress well even as a writer "it is the Style network" Tony
Dennis "I barely wiped my ass before I got here" [talking about the LA Sirius studio]
All around fun show even with Frank's call
Enjoy the weekend and watch more porn!
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Thursday [Frank's Friday] Show
Mr Greg asks that listeners not stalk him in Vegas.
Beasie the wonderintern Catholic will be filling in for Mr Greg
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
Beasie the wonder
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Pig Fuck-ah T-Shirts
The Pig Fuck-ah T-Shirts have arrived!
Take the famous phrase out into the streets where it belongs! NotFrankDecaro is proud to have this be the first added to their line of T-shirts! Frank isn't funny so we have to be.
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JD's Color Commentary Corner - Aug 6, 2008
The Key Lime Bunt Cake that is the Frank DeCaro show;
Without the Weight Watchers Points!
Without the Weight Watchers Points!
The Callers
Earl in San Diego - Wants to share his moment with the proctologist/ urologist... Got to listen to the sound track to the musical "Wicked"... talk about "defying gravity!" ... Earl's next step "colonoscopy"... and he wants Scorsese in charge!
Shirley from Huston calls in with ideas to get Frank back on tv... a cartoon version of Frank's life! (and we agree!)
Brain in Pitss... His doctor makes hose ... house calls...gives him a whole new meaning to "getting physical"
CR in PA ... had a 6 footer put in... and he calls himself a virgin! He got a little too close to the "VIP" area... and [CLICK]
Tim in MO... would pay to have his drink stired with a "special swizzle"...but then he wants to bring home the swizzle!
Matthew ... long time no hear... speaking of special... we're not sure if it's legit..but Frank and Doria take it all in stride, and let him check in for a minute with Frank. We think Frank finds a certain kinship in Matthew.
Greg in Mich... will only pay Frank for $100 to get the "special swizzle stick"...
Paul from Mass... calls to plug something other than the $3.00 hustler down the street... and gives us an insight of things to come on NFD.com! Paraphernalia galore! Stay Tuned!!!
Tori in DC ... is helping out "at the club" (you had to be there)... checking ID's, and notices Paul is making more money from Frank's career than Frank is.
Sir Defiable ... is Paul from Mass serious about the Tee's??? YEAOP!!! You bet ya! Count on it! Wants one for every day of the week!
Frank in Ark... wants to drive Frank's short bus.
Trucker Patty... wants to have a "Trans Tuesday"...
J.D. in West Va... wants Strap on Sundays, Motor Boat Mondays, and Tea Baging Thursdays.
Andrea on Long Island... is an EMT... wants to keep the Snapping Turtels at bay.
Ryan in Tex... Bloody Mary vagina nights... Frank declares October will have this!
TJ in Fla... desert recipe ... blueberries, raspberries, and apricots, and angel food cake, and brandy... and we love the brandy part!!!
((CALLERS TO JIM's MUST HEAR TV))
The Bots
(Making the show that much more listenable)
- Carol bots today! YEY!!!
- Doria's bot declares her stance on Duck Sex.
- The Beltway sniper is baaaaaaaack!! DUCK! (shots flinging across NYC to LA and back!)
- The "pigs" were a bit out of control... someone get out the deep fryer!
The Jokes
Frank will commit to watching all the seasons of Hawaiian Eye... but is too "commitmentphobic" to read for 30 minutes.
The Commercials
The attorney's at Nationwide will deal with the IRS... this guy that does the voice over... kinda scares us!!!
Sirius 60... New Country... huh? I guess...wha-eve-ah!
Fox and Friends on Sirius airing a promo on Out Q... ARE. THEY. SERIOUS?
Another 3 hours shot to hell...literally!
WTF Wednesday!
This is Frank's Thursday he better make it good!
He just made it in under the wire ... (scratched his ass a bit squeezing under it though)
Naught, Sexy, Talented, Hunky, Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci let Frank sleep in! But visit his new blog anyway and give him some hits.
Yammering over the NPR news and Frank's endless bitching about it ... (he is such a 12 year old girl)
The Mr Greg news segments coming to a show near you! ... Our Mr Greg is the spawn bred with a mixture of Hannity cum with O'Reilly loofah scrapings implanted into Coulter cootch ... (Watch out FOX News)
Doria ran down her show plans for Friday .. a lesbian is going to watch All My Children in Doc Martins as Dennis Hensley tries to stay gay
Frank gave business advice for networks to pay for Internet programming ... (c'mon the man has no clue just as American Express)
Mike someone and Alvin another name I can barely hear let alone spell ... one of them created the 'Get Smart' with Andy Dick will be on later
Frank really does want to get paid for being him! ... (If he were actually funny he'd have a better chance) ... then some babble about a doctor jerking him off or maybe it was a movie he saw on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Looks like Birthdays are going to be late even though Frank barely wasn't
"At least Osama always has a towel handy!" ... (I'm here 'til 2)
Birthdays finally show up at 11:27 ... Happy Birthday Lucy you dead funny gal!
Doctor office article about a pediatrician ... Frank turns into a want to start hand jobs at jury duty... (twisted but lovable) .. Doria reminds Frank his Ideal man is a stranger across the air duct ... Frank concedes ... his best times at sex clubs were getting a blow job and jerking someone off then going home ... (and eating while watching porn we suspect)
Please, please whack off in your cars so Frank can get a peek!
Call 866-305-6887 if you've dated a guy that can stir hot beverages with his dingle
Commercial and then more calls and filth
PSA ... any doctor who molests you during an office visit is probably not the best doctor for you
Frank wants to start a club with go-go boys who put new meaning in CoCktail ... (penises sterilized by the Vodka in a drink horrifies Doria .. it's abuse of Vodka)
Loads of funny inane humor this hour ... and some odd calls!
AOL had a paparazzi pic of Annette today ... the real Pineapple Princess
*News*
He's back and happy
"Duck Sex is Horrible" Tee Shirts will be available at notfrankdecaro.com Monday!
I am taking notes on tee shirt comments!
Michael DiGaetano & Albin E. Konopka authors of "The Gay No More Telethon" interviewed
Movie news ... Britney Spears to play a deranged lesbian stripper who kills
Phyllis's House of Swizzle goading of Doria again
Movie list read
Death march played of Annette ... (we're just thankful it was a still photo on aol .. oops that's parkinson's not ms our bad)
"Stoner genre is coming back" Doria Biddle
Gun and Bomb bots played with Pineapple Princess ... for laughs a plenty
Bad accents attempted by Frank .. his best accents are his bad ones
Dearest Doria blasted a shot-bot from the LA studio and Mr Greg pooped his pants a little
*News*
Pookums Jim Colucci is in studio waiting for a live mic ... (He waits dialy for a live mic being Frank's husband)
Frank found a healthy blueberry pie ... well the filling at least ... Doria isn't a fan of frosting ... (Surprise, surprise! We told you surly now do you believe us)
Sexy & Talented Jim Colucci up next with his "Must Hear TV" report ... (If you miss his report read about it at his blog by using the link)
Okay Frank tried to say that he .... He ... sat next to Nell Carter! Can you imagine ... post your comments now
Derek Hartley stopped by ... Frank sounds so butch next to him!
The beltway sniper .. Carol Channing closed out the show!
Charlie Fuckin' Sheen is the highest paid actor on TV! ... Frank laments
"This is the best of the worst. I think." Doria Biddle
Enjoy your day and watch more porn!!!
He just made it in under the wire ... (scratched his ass a bit squeezing under it though)
Naught, Sexy, Talented, Hunky, Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci let Frank sleep in! But visit his new blog anyway and give him some hits.
Yammering over the NPR news and Frank's endless bitching about it ... (he is such a 12 year old girl)
The Mr Greg news segments coming to a show near you! ... Our Mr Greg is the spawn bred with a mixture of Hannity cum with O'Reilly loofah scrapings implanted into Coulter cootch ... (Watch out FOX News)
Doria ran down her show plans for Friday .. a lesbian is going to watch All My Children in Doc Martins as Dennis Hensley tries to stay gay
Frank gave business advice for networks to pay for Internet programming ... (c'mon the man has no clue just as American Express)
Mike someone and Alvin another name I can barely hear let alone spell ... one of them created the 'Get Smart' with Andy Dick will be on later
Frank really does want to get paid for being him! ... (If he were actually funny he'd have a better chance) ... then some babble about a doctor jerking him off or maybe it was a movie he saw on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Looks like Birthdays are going to be late even though Frank barely wasn't
"At least Osama always has a towel handy!" ... (I'm here 'til 2)
Birthdays finally show up at 11:27 ... Happy Birthday Lucy you dead funny gal!
Doctor office article about a pediatrician ... Frank turns into a want to start hand jobs at jury duty... (twisted but lovable) .. Doria reminds Frank his Ideal man is a stranger across the air duct ... Frank concedes ... his best times at sex clubs were getting a blow job and jerking someone off then going home ... (and eating while watching porn we suspect)
Please, please whack off in your cars so Frank can get a peek!
Call 866-305-6887 if you've dated a guy that can stir hot beverages with his dingle
Commercial and then more calls and filth
PSA ... any doctor who molests you during an office visit is probably not the best doctor for you
Frank wants to start a club with go-go boys who put new meaning in CoCktail ... (penises sterilized by the Vodka in a drink horrifies Doria .. it's abuse of Vodka)
Loads of funny inane humor this hour ... and some odd calls!
AOL had a paparazzi pic of Annette today ... the real Pineapple Princess
*News*
He's back and happy
"Duck Sex is Horrible" Tee Shirts will be available at notfrankdecaro.com Monday!
I am taking notes on tee shirt comments!
Michael DiGaetano & Albin E. Konopka authors of "The Gay No More Telethon" interviewed
Movie news ... Britney Spears to play a deranged lesbian stripper who kills
Phyllis's House of Swizzle goading of Doria again
Movie list read
Death march played of Annette ... (we're just thankful it was a still photo on aol .. oops that's parkinson's not ms our bad)
"Stoner genre is coming back" Doria Biddle
Gun and Bomb bots played with Pineapple Princess ... for laughs a plenty
Bad accents attempted by Frank .. his best accents are his bad ones
Dearest Doria blasted a shot-bot from the LA studio and Mr Greg pooped his pants a little
*News*
Pookums Jim Colucci is in studio waiting for a live mic ... (He waits dialy for a live mic being Frank's husband)
Frank found a healthy blueberry pie ... well the filling at least ... Doria isn't a fan of frosting ... (Surprise, surprise! We told you surly now do you believe us)
Sexy & Talented Jim Colucci up next with his "Must Hear TV" report ... (If you miss his report read about it at his blog by using the link)
Okay Frank tried to say that he .... He ... sat next to Nell Carter! Can you imagine ... post your comments now
Derek Hartley stopped by ... Frank sounds so butch next to him!
The beltway sniper .. Carol Channing closed out the show!
Charlie Fuckin' Sheen is the highest paid actor on TV! ... Frank laments
"This is the best of the worst. I think." Doria Biddle
Enjoy your day and watch more porn!!!
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
JD's Color Commentary Corner - Aug 5, 2008
The Day the Other "Shue" dropped...by eventually
The Callers (the sugary sweet side of the "mini-shredded wheats" that is Frank's show!)
Trucker Patty in Indiana ... (some dogs were barking in the background)... Adventures in Baby Sitting with today's guest "Elisabeth Shue"
Trucker Neil ... reminds us that "Peanut Butter and Chocolate didn't go together"... one day America will accept Basketballs and Dildo's! And hair care tips for Doria... now will Janeane Garofalo follow suit?
Reed in Las Vegas... is upset that Play Girl is going exclusively online. -- we're going to bring it up in group therapy today too!
Jim in NY ... Marilyn Chambers... Frank got his queens mixed up...and is not nearly as upset about Play Girl folding.
Some truckers called in... one gave a blow to Grandma Cupcake! aw! Que bueno!
Sir Defiable... Frito recipe -- Garlic and herb mash potatoes... 20 minutes...1 lb hamburger, can manwhich sauce, and add fritos... we'll try to update this with a blog link later!!!
Paul from Mass... finally...and we're converting to "not brandon ruckdashel.com"!!!!
The Bots
- "Splat" sound ... to "he succumbed"... oh my we liked that! Great! Quick on the trigger! Bullseye!
- Elizabeth Hurely "Tai kuuutzuu!!!!" - always a fan favorite!!!
- Greg's poop bots... HAHAHAHAHA!!! ALWAYS makes us "LoL"!
- "Vagina!" - bot... TODAY's "Bot -o- the day" (Great way to play a sort of "Mad libs") what Doria likes...blueberries, pizza, vodka... and... (insert bot)... kinda clever actually!!!
The Jokes 'n' Jokes 'n' Jokes
"Slow mo... me as a kid" - F. Decaro --- FUUUUNY!!!
"I did not say that... on mic"... - Mr. Greg (he's actually kinda on a "funny roll" today!!!)
"I want to die fondling knobs on the china cupboard" - Frank D. (oh the things we learn if we listen long enough!)
"Greg: I'm going to quit after Vegas...Frank:When Vegas quits, I'll quit!" pretty funny!
"Two girls and one cup of water" ...Frank DeC. HAHAHAHAH!!!
The Commercials
Radio Disney ... hmmm... HUH????????
Tuesday's Show Blogging
Ok so they were on time again today and Frank started out with a whine! ...(Yeay he's funny when he's whiny)
Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night
Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)
Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today
Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series onCourt True TV 'til Death Do Us Part
Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)
Frank simply can't pick between hot guys
"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)
Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)
Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today
(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)
Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)
Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!
The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)
The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read
Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')
Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)
Pet Penthouse next hour
*News*
Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot
Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous
Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)
Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)
Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)
Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)
Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)
"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.
OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)
Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC
*News*
Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!
Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)
Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again
Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won
"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel
(hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair
"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaro
Back to actual show content
"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro
Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)
Time for a nap ... be naughty!
Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night
Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)
Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today
Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series on
Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)
Frank simply can't pick between hot guys
"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)
Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)
Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today
(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)
Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)
Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!
The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)
The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read
Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')
Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)
Pet Penthouse next hour
*News*
Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot
Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous
Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)
Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)
Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)
Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)
Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)
"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.
OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)
Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC
*News*
Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!
Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)
Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again
Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won
"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel
(hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair
"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaroBack to actual show content
"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro
Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)
Time for a nap ... be naughty!
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Which of these is an actual Frank quote about Paul Lynde?
8 votes out of 57 were right!
From and article by Linda Rapp, Assistant to the General Editor of www.glbtq.com
He called Paul Lynde a model for his Daily Show character but said, "I'd never want to be that bitter a queen." Nevertheless, he listed Lynde as a person who had influenced his comedy style, along with Charles Nelson Reilly, Rip Taylor, and Alan Sues, whom he considers greatly underrated as a comedic talent.
Fun News!
(Stories for our Dear Doria)
Forget the Kid Take the Bags
JERUSALEM — An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free shopping and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport, police said today.
Forget the Kid Take the Bags
JERUSALEM — An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free shopping and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport, police said today.
The couple and their five children were late for a charter flight to Paris Sunday and made a mad dash to the gate. In the confusion, their daughter got lost.
Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said a policeman found her wandering in the duty-free area at Ben-Gurion airport, Israel's bustling main international air portal. He said the officer alerted airline staff, but the flight had already taken off.
Israeli media said the parents were an ultra-Orthodox Jewish couple but did not give their names.
Rosenfeld said the parents were unaware they had boarded the aircraft with only four children instead of five until they were informed by cabin staff after 40 minutes in the air.
The child, accompanied by an airline staffer, took the next flight to Paris where she was safely reunited with her parents.
Rosenfeld said police would question the couple when they return from vacation, on suspicion of parental negligence. [link]
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Iowa Man Bites Off Friend's Nose
Straight to DVD
Eric of Mc2Cool (un)Limited
aka Webmaster to the real FrankDeCaro.com
made this spoof movie poster!
Imagine the horror of Frank on weed!
Let alone Frank on weed with a gun!
(Thanks Eric you're a doll)
Monday, August 4, 2008
Monday Maddness
Show started on time
Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!
Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight
For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo
Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us
New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .
Birthdays ..
Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...
Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat
Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)
Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)
The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash
Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head
*Now the News*
Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs
Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio
Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again
"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people likeDolls Action Figures
Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)
Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)
Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)
Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)
More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot
Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie
*News*
Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.
Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!
I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL
Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn
"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)
Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel
Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL
(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)
Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...
Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro
Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"
Fun show even the towel talk!
Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!
Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!
Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight
For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo
Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us
New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .
Birthdays ..
Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...
Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat
Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)
Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)
The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash
Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head
*Now the News*
Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs
Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio
Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again
"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people like
Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)
Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)
Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)
Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)
More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot
Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie
*News*
Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.
Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!
I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL
Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn
"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)
Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel
Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL
(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)
Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...
Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro
Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"
Fun show even the towel talk!
Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!
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JD's Color Commentary Corner - Aug 4, 2008
The Frank's "Limited Edition" collection edition
The Callers
Trucker Robert... Nothing but "yada yada yada yada"... blah blah blah sports... yada yada yada... some'n' some'n' some'n'... Frank impresses us with his vast sports knowledge... he knew the first name was "Bret"... The second most uselss information on the show since Frank's random trivia on 50's tv shows on dvd.
CR from PA ... calls to give Frank an ... updates Frank on "NotFrankDecaro.com" on our latest content... (we approve!)
Tom in Tucson ... we like the alliteration! Tuscon pride is right around the corner... October... and Frank needs to check his email... more to sort out off the air.
John in WI... has the reason why (some) people likes listening... Star Trek analogies abound... we approve!
Hirashio... lives near some part of PA... where the story of the motorcyclist encounter with the
Jim in Ontario... a little prematurely, wants to discuss the beheading on the public transit system.
Maria in Colo... actually... Illinois... has fallen in love with Mad Men
Gary in Chattanooga ... wants to know the name of a movie about concentration camp... "The Counterfeiters"... and wants to know about "The Car"...
Brian in Toledo... "The Car"... was about a satanic movie? And the Jeffrey Dahmer Movie
Paul from Mass... finally got in his 2 cents... worth quite a lot in Peso's! (And plugs away our site... he's always plugging something... or someone ha! HA!)
and callers "call in if you want to see Frank in a towel!"...
Frank in Windom... answers to Frank's plea for support to only wear a towel... with "Aren't you fat?" and goes on to say that Frank needs to support a positive image of the gay community... and should stay clothed.
Trucker Sharon... some lesbian comedian references... they escape us!
The People have spoken!!! Should Frank wear a towel to the YMCA Mr. Gay Philadelphia?
14 votes so far for the towel... 8 (+plus 4 in one car) against... and 1 for Frank to wear living room drapes. One for Frank to wear the towels used to clean up the bloody mess from the Canadian bus mess, and one to wear a toilet paper roll... as Doria put it... CLASSY!! Soap on a rope and Spats...
And one to wear a Slinky... won't that get caught?!?!?!
..
The Bots
(we like where they went today! Quite clever!)
- Doria Bots!!! The XXX collection!!! Who gave Greg the password to the "Naughty Doria" section?!?!?!?!
- Dueling bots...
- Doria finds the "Greg bots"... he has to do things we can't print here due to FCC rules and regulations.
The Jokes
"You're listening to the Frank DeForest Kelly show"... CUTE!!!
"Laura Geenea"... Greg got it "Large ween-ah"!!!! hahahaha! very good! (but we worry that Greg has been listening to Frank a little too long... the sense of humor is rubbing off...among other things).
"The Whole ratio dropped when you moved" - Frank D.
"I'm under a doctors care" - F. DeCaro
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