Frank shows up barely on time ... he is doing nothing but whining and bitching! (we say Diva, DIva, DIVA!!!)
Lets check out ABBA on Sirius 3 ... Frank isn't going to get it together until the end of the 3rd hour ( We're heading over to QueerClick for sexy guy pics)
Our septic tank needs work ... must be all the shit Frank pours into our house daily from 11-2
Frank wanted to tell Jason Stuart "To shut the fuck up!!" at the movies
The fat man is horrified at the thought of sharing with siblings
Finally Celeb Birthdays (almost 12 minutes late)
28 minutes in a break arrives to cheers and applause ... finally something is moving along
Jason Stuart "Making it to the Middle" arrives! Watch his YouTube
Frank does tell him that he "talks a lot during a movie!!" ... (not exactly "Shut The Fuck Up" is it) ...Frank giggled of course no one finds Frank's Humor funnier than Frank
Jason's Blog ... that he hasn't posted on since November 07 (We think we should email the hell out of him to get more posts)
Most of the fun happened off the air in commercial breaks
*End Hour 1*
Frank burps us into hour 2
Frank misses college radio ... ( we didn't realize he knew this wasN'T college radio)
the SR, not dead soon enough, DeCaro was mentioned threatening a hospital trip again
Frank will dine with the wonderfully glamorous and poop inspecting Marilou Henner tonight ... (We're confident that she will not be asking Frank for a sample)
FRANK of all people is miffed that Dennis Dermody hasn't emailed him back about Mama Mia! Frank can hardly ever find the reply button on an email ... (We think this is the lawn jockey calling the post stiff)
12:19 EDT Pet Penthouse next call 866-305-6887!!
Stephanie Shane of the Humane Society of the US
Frank flubbed his goodbye to Stephanie ... (His true comedy really is unintentional)
Frank ate Jim's lunch ... (Po' po' Jim) Then he demanded that Jim bring him more food! (WW Points be damned) Doria asks if Frank has cravings .. she does when she needs protein .. (Where's CR when you need him?) ... Turkey Jerky smells like farts
"Re Re" is Not "a little retarded" as Frank supposes .. it is Retarded Retard ... (He really is a Re-Re)
*Hour 3* (There's hope for entertainment yet!)
Frank starts out upbeat about the schmoozing and movies ... (He just woke up and only 2 hours int the work day)
Celebrity gossip with Mr Greg ... lots of chat but Frank is obsessed with Whoppie Goldberg filling in on Broadway
Doria wants to stuff Dolly Parton into the trunk of her Miata and force her to do a live interview in the LA studio ... (We think this is a bad plan .. those tits stuffed into the Miata trunk spells trouble ... then again Doria will get to grab a boob that's not her own for the first time this year)
Interview with Howard Rosenman "Breakfast with Scott" ... Frank asking if Howard was on JDate is the best line of the day!
Jimmy & Sarah split ... Frank is saddened
more gossip none of it sexual so I lost interest
1:54 EDT Promise of more fun to come ... (We guess that 5 minutes of fun per show is par)
Frank doesn't fit in Doria's car .. (We think this was a selling point for our Biddle)
Doria is attending the gala tonight
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5 comments:
That battle at the end of the show wasn't staged. I really did beat up Frank to get his gala ticket.
I missed the show... now I'll have to listen to the repeat at 1:00am EST.
By the way Biddlicious -- "atta girl".
Slug the "Old Coot" once (or several times) for me!
I heard the fight Doria-classic-I called in a little late so while I was holding I heard it and listened again because of the delay-I sounded great and didnt sound staged.
Next thing we'll see is Biddle bleaching her hair and becoming a bounty hunter!
Frank should be beaten by more coworkers IMO
...she's got the tits for it!
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