JD's Color Commentary Corner July 11, 2008

The ups, the downs, and 69's of the day's show.

The Callers - (aka "The creamy filling" of the show)

Trucker Neil - Every time he hears Frank on Sirius, he's entertained... (are we talking about the same Frank Decaro?)... Yesterday Frank was on"Faction"... where gay hells angel bikers that listen to ABBA were discussed... we want to meet these guys! ... Frank thinks the "louder the bike, the smaller the penis" ...indeed... the sound of ones muffler is directly disproportional to the size of one's engine!

Trucker Robert from CA or CO... White water Rafting report... not bad... the beginner rapids... Frank wanted to do his "Norbert" impersonation "IM SLIDIN!" in the white water rafting ... Robert thought it might be like Disney... but with hot 20 something guys... Doria did not approve of the non-sequitur...quitter.

Jared ... Frank was crude and obnoxious on Faction (eh... what else is new???) ... but still his same old lovable self... (but at least was he funnier than when he's on his own show? )Isn't the "Greatest hits" the same as the sound track to Mamma Mia?

Jason... how do you hide a 10" in a transexual??? (We would just love to meet ANYONE with 10"!) (apparently he also thought the ABBA movie was "too gay"...looks like Greg's "prank -o- meter" is still calibrated perfectly!)

Mike in PA ... saw Dennis Hensley's movie... who has "Cinamax on Demand"? Mike does! He thought the story was short and sweet, and the actors were cute with hot asses!!... always the best part of any good gay movie!

Dave in PA... calling to say Frank is hilarious and loves him...but never listened to his show before... sounds about right... wanted to say "hi"... Frank reassures him that "gay" is not contagious...

Steve in Key West... how are you all? Loves the sound of Out Fest, wishes he could be there... wants Frank to come to key west "bone island bare it all"... frank enquires how much "boning" is going on... Steve tells of a "deck your balls" contest... Frank is elated! (we think this was the best segment of the show so far today!)

Lisa in Mass... did Frank used to be on the gossip show on E! Or was that The Daily Show? Lisa is confused by all of Franks multitude of television appearances.

Rich in Orlando... thinks Frank should be on "Ugly Betty"... frank thinks more "fatty Frank or Betty" (or some such clever title)... (we haven't seen this show yet... does anyone else know what Rich is talking about?)

Paul in Mass.... get some rest this weekend... gets his critiques / digs in while he can! (Doria plugs our web site... and we are flattered!)

Jeremiah... don't wear the c-pap machine durring the show... Frank admits he needs his filter on his brain... always!!!

CR... Frank had his foot in his mouth so many times he has athletes tongue ... click... dial tone...but... got the point across!



The Bots

• "aaahhh"... always appreciated! One never quite knows what Frank is leading up to!

• "Break" bot... On time as always !

• "Slurp bot"... Of of Frank's two favorite sounds!

• "Splat bot"... like a fine wine... needs to be used in it's time... and that was it!

• "Vagina"... making us all giggle a little!

• "Rim shot" on "dog a pult"... in reference to a "catapult"... hmmm... we thought "step away from the pun, and no one gets hurt!"

• Fart bot with the Monkey bot ... couldn't think of a better sound to epitomize The Frank Show!

The Jokes (if/when they come)

GLBTQ...Doria corrects Frank ... there is no "Q" in this years "gay-alphabet"...at Out Fest

Frank explains the "Q"... questioning... "Why am I here?"... "Why is he still fat if he's lost weight"
(this made us "LOL!")

"When I'm not listening to the new colored kids cd..." (movie review)... Richard Coalos movie critic. (milking his recent "fopah" on "The Black kids" musical group)

Movie reviews in all Frank's wonderfully fine tuned accents. <-- we actually thought these were quite clever and are worth catching on the repeats!)


The Commercials... what makes the world goes 'round!

Credit card debt elimination... Frank wants to know... do they help with "Target" credit cards?

Dr. Radio... we think that's a funny name for a doctor!

F&D Friday!

Frank on time 3rd day running (well not running but you know)

Oh boy 3 hours of Mama Mia a movie we can't even see yet .... (jury is out)

A bit of Game Show Network IGAS chat ... (as far as we know Billy Beane is still single)

Frank was called "Svelte" by a listener last night ... (obviously a ploy for an internship)

Celebrity Birthdays ... ( this may qualify as a list .. but we enjoy it)

Dennis Hensley on Next! (Frank made him wait but we're sure that funny will show up with Dennis)

Dennis chatted about his new movie Reunion ... (even though our JDinSD doesn't care for Mr Hensley we realize that he's just a bitch without taste)

Frank would have Dennis marry his sister if Dennis were Straight and Frank had a sister ... (neither is possible)

Doria-bot had to call for break

"We should all be fucking as much as possible" Quote of the day from Dennis Hensley (we tend to agree)

Second hour starts with Frank on the wrong mic (it's nice to know he's a mess wherever he goes)

Frank talks about something with Rosie O'Donnell. Giggling and talking fast. Something about lesbians and weight loss. "Huge muscles and tiny peepees" ... so he asked Jim (hot boyfriend) if he could meet these people. He walked over to Matt Lucas and nearly shit. (Doria's comments were great)

Mad Men will be given away while Doria is away! (we know that the 22 is one of the days ... callers should try and flatter Frank now to win later)

Interview with Brian Pera for “The Way I See Things,” (The slight Underwater Echo you heard was Frank leaning away from the mic while talking to the guest .. it was not your radio) Brian Pera knew someone who died while fisting a hamster (We like him for adding humor to this hour)
Brian is also the author of Troublmaker & a smoker (Too bad Brian isn't single but Billy Beane is)

The book Briefly Told Lives by Bard Cole was mentioned Bard is also in "The Way I See Things"

Back to the nonsense we love ... cost of celeb baby pics

Talk about being on Jason Ellis .. Doria is stunned by Jason's crudeness ... Here's video of Pink punching Jason

Frank tried to "catch" a snack at a GSN function and went home starving

Final Hour Of the Week

Jane Lynch is going to be on! One of the funniest and earthiest lesbians of our time. They love her we love her everybody loves her .. (unlike that awful Romano guy who had that god awful shitcom)

Frank vowed to go right to bed last night, but decided to tour Trader Vics instead. He had Mai Tais and woke up to "i had the time of my life" and fell back to sleep. (Amazingly he was on time anyway) Frank only took the swizzle sticks (Today Sitcks tomorrow condiments from Dunkin Donuts) ... he didn't have his bag. (No wonder people stole his IPod !!! Karma)

Land of the giants mentioned ... (zzzz we needed the rest)

Donna Deitch: Desert Hearts had the most saliva in the movie (she said it I didn't) Donna won the highest honor the 12th annual Outfest Achievement Award

A listener wrote in to tell the "Old Coot" the new band he likes it The Black Kids not The Colored Kids

The show ended with callers so we get to start the weekend on an up note!

Frank looks forward to becoming homophobic in his old age (we thought he was already there)

Enjoy the weekend all! And watch more PORN

Finally Friday! Extras

NFD Readers / FDS Listeners David & Charles from Atlanta have uncovered Doria's side job.
Besides being the surly producer and well connect lesbian of the Frank Decaro Show, Doria runs "Little Biddle Depot: Family Child Care Home"

Her hatred of children is a ruse to hide the dirty little secret of a booming babysitter empire in Kansas. Even the graphics of the site are sickly sweet! We could forgive her if only this was a child sweat shop making cut rate clothes for Jamie Lynn Spears.

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Amy, what's up your nose?

AMY WINEHOUSE sported a suspicious white substance up her nose on her latest wild night out.
... the sight of the white stuff up her hooter. (not cooter)

Po' po' Amy! Then again she doesn't have a little sister to push a kid out on a tractor so ...

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Cookie of the week Recipe
Martha Stewart Giant Chocolate Chip Cookies

WW points be damned









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Man arrested in underwear accused of making a brief escape after robbery

Stephans said.

“I saw something very out of the ordinary.”

What Stephans saw was a man riding a bicycle dressed only in his underwear — briefs, not boxers — and the underwear was stuffed with something. ... (we love stupid criminals but stupid in tighty whities are just irresistible)

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LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - In a rare move for a cable network, Lifetime is looking to launch a daytime talk show, handing out a pilot order for a project hosted by "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" veteran Carson Kressley. Story here


(looks like she has let herself go no wonder he did the clothing)

JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 10, 2008

The Callers (invariably best part of the show!)

Trucker Glen (from "Hollyweird")... is everyone else getting laid but him? Nope! Poor poor Jim isn't getting any either! Seems Glen enjoys chasing the blonds... cuz his wife wants him to exercise!

Paul From Mass... (and the villagers rejoiced!) --- He's got a life, and can't listen the whole time today. Plugging the "triplets porn site"... (no pun intended)... he's got Frank worked up in a froth... Frank is anxiously awaiting the opportunity to get on the site immediately... if not sooner!

CR in PA... Paul needs to know how to pack things in his anus better... and not spill all that colon juice... CLICK!!!... dial tone... Doria was NOT amused!

Lynn from Pitts... 2 things that are gay... her and her brother... and her brothers orchid field... Yeaop! Sounds pretty gay to us! and for some reason Frank has "writers envy"...hmmm...how could he? Has any one seen him write lately?

Trucker Robert... is white water rafting spontaneously... in Colorado... and loving every minute of it! And Doria approves! Frank would rather be at the mall... who would have guessed?

Steve in Denver... "Good morning ladies and gentleman" he addresses them... "aka Frank and Doria... respectively"... he would rather be naked at the hot springs in Colorado... the best places to meet hot guys! Literally!

Jeremiah in Maryland ... why white water rafting in the AM... if you fall out... they have all day to find your ass... (who has trouble finding Frank's ass?)

(Brian from Pitts?)...something about Iron Man / Hulk t-shirts for 14 year olds... Frank and Doria "CR'ed" him pronto! ouch! the truth... it hurts us!!!

Ben in Phoenix... his friend was living in We-ho... late night dinner at a BBQ... went to an all purpose grocery store... Paul Lynde jumps out from a limo ...in a caftan... shouts "i have to buy food for the kitties!"... yet another opportunity for Frank to practice his Paul Lynde impersonation... with limited success... eh... maybe not so much.

Jared in Los Angeles ... Re: Breakfast with Scott (the movie being shown at OutFest)... and apparently he bares some resemblance to Paul Lynde... the film will be available on DVD on March 18... a mistake or a conspiracy? You be the judge... Frank wants to hear him say "I have to buy cat food for the kitties!" Jared wants to know if Frank is going to "Milk"... we assume the ice cream shop, not the sexual act.

Frank PLEADS for callers to call in and say "I have to buy cat food for the kitties!" in their best Paul Lynde voice...
Greg's impersonation... dead on... hmmm... then again.... maybe not... (a new bot!?!?)

Chris in New Orleans... can Frank see his own cock? yeaop! Even if it is with a mirror... and he can even see his ass using 3 mirrors... is Frank exercising?? Uh-kay... what kind of question is that? Chris thinks Frank should to push ups to get rid of his "man boobs"... but... alas... the fight is a loosing one... poor young naive Chris.

Greg in PA... can't do Paul Lynde.,.. but CAN do his version of Doria... "I swear to god frank if you don't shut up i'm gonna fuck ya!"... hmmm... Doria thought... "dead on"... with some tone of sarcasm...and we agree.

Barbara in Allentown... chipper as always, and encouraging Frank to keep up the good work with his weight loss. She's got a snazzy new job, one that doesn't encourage them to listen to Frank... who could blame them! ... But If she stops listening, their numbers will be down to the single digits again!

Marty in Vegas...asks if Frank and Jim are going to Vegas to see Bette??? Nope... but the end of the summer for Cher... if you're going to spend a summer sweltering in Vegas... Cher is a good reason! And Marty saw "Toni Basil" (oh Mickey you're so fine!)... c'mon! Don't act like you don't remember her!!!

Lisa in Los Angeles... talking about the Mamma Mia production... was there a gay father character? Could be! But that makes this event MORE gay! Frank hopes she'll join them at Out Fest... look for the sour lesbian and adorable fat man... who could disagree?

Brian in Philly... Lamented his youthful days visa vie the "Toni Basil" references!

The Jokes
8:00 - 11:00... lets just say... Franks show was more "fun" than "funny"...

We love Frank... even on days when he's a little drier than usual!


The Bots

• "That doesn't look very appetizing"... for Franks chest hair... or slightly less there of...who could resist munching off of Frank's chest?!?!?

• "Doria bot --- Jokes like that that make me go home and drink!" --- but then again... what doesn't make our Doria go home and drink?"

• Stewie: Dirty Dirty Girl!" --- for Frank being a "dick reader" (as in palm reader)... don't be so jealous!

• "Random woman scream" --- for "breed specific deaths"... hmmm... we weren't screaming yesterday! We were laughing!

• "Rodney Dangerfield: --- Hey everybody! We're going to get laid!" ... IF ONLY!!!!

• "Break" bot... keeping the gang on their toes as always!... but the show continued anyways... Celebrity birthdays!!! The part of the show we ALL live for!!
  

• "Zzzzz"... bot... indeed!!... "Iron man t-shirt diatribes are NOT for the faint of heart!"

• Kids rejoice"... oh yey! Frank is down 37 pounds from Weight Watchers!... now he's just "fat"... instead of "faaaaaaaaaat!!!!"

• "You gotta gay up everything!" --- (for the Mamma Mia movie)... Yeaop! Mamma Mia + ABBA = VERY gay!

The commercials
Barracuda network manager... keeping porno at bay... why would they want to block Frank's show prep?

The only thing gayer than Out Q 109... Abba channel 3! (can't get enough of it!)

Credit card debt... something Frank is INTIMATELY familiar with!

Identity theft... the only way Frank is going to be (mis)taken for a celebrity!

Worry yourself sick, beat yourself up? Put your self down?... naw... Frank's not doing that! That's Doria's job! (ha! ha!)

Mamma Mia...mamma mia we do love this movie!

App River... no junk mail??? What will Frank do? that's the only mail Frank gets!

Something about "get rich quick"... hmmm... after today's show material... Frank may want to check in to some of these!

Credit card relief... what about comedy relief??

Diana Cage's breast are like the giving tree! Ohh... I'm pretty sure most lesbians would only agree!

Work from home... oh sure! That's ALL Frank needs to hear! So he can be even lazier and do even less work than he did before!


The End --- ? ---

Live Blog 'til About Noon

Pottery classes start again today =)

Frank's Bowl that the post office broke! Those bastards

Day 2 of Outfest

Show starts with Frank chewing! If you missed it congrats

Frank had been 'sleep emailing' at 4:10AM this morning

Laurie Lynd the director of Breakfast with Scott will be interviewed later on in the hour
you can watch part 1 of the movie free here

Doria reveals that Billy Beane is back on the market after 13 years with a long schlong boyfriend

"Our listeners are all sick fucks" Frank says .. "but I love them"

Frank wants to write 36 Hours in Pittsburgh; The Gay Version ... it took him 5 day to experience and will take 5 years to write

Celebrity Birthdays were read

I need to note for myself that I must ask Mr Greg about the "Stain old men get"

Frank is horrified that Doria isn't a camera whore like he is! *inaudible noises with the word caftan popping up*

Frank talks about surfing escalators ... yes shopping without exorcise is his talent

Again Frank is obsessing on going to Target ... they have stores nationwide and Frank wants to hit every one before he dies

No Kentertainment today .. we wept

Frank speaks of the 'lady part' of his brain .. all of them are very old or long dead

The call goes out for a toupee ... correction a Paul Lynde toupee ... (since Frank doesn't have the Paul Lynde Waistline!)

Tonight they see an early screening of Mama Mia!!

Tomorrow Dennis Hensley!!!!

If I get a chance to listen to the replay Saturday I'll add more ....

Until tomorrow

Watch more PORN!!!!

Silver Shoe Update!

It took some digging but I knew Frank had mentioned a quest for silver shoes, way back when the number of listeners broke a dozen. (that's 12 who actually tuned in for Frank and not stragglers left over from McMullen)

Here is the article he wrote for the NY Times (yes the real one he did graduate college) in March 1998 Tied Up in Knots In the Race For A Shoe

"WHEN you have spent countless hours calling Kissimmee, Fla., Dry Ridge, Ky., and Pigeon Forge, Tenn., in search of silver shoes, you are most definitely a fashion obsessive." ...

Decaro Chatter

We're not the only ones talking about Frank.

We're just the meanest
Bear Talk
The Smoking Cocktail

Frank Worthy News

Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends

User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."

Check back often for more penis related postings

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Nicole Kidman chose the name 'Sunday Rose' to piss off Tom Cruise (Neat.)

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you're like me, you haven't been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that's how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) Anyway, friends of Nicole are saying the baby's name is a tiny slap across Tom Cruise's midget face, according to MSNBC:

“Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,” said the source. “She's still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby's name could be perceived as one last jab doesn't exactly upset her.”
Other names Nicole Kidman considered: Your Penis is the Size of a Gherkin Elizabeth Kidman Urban Madison I Hate Your Grinning Buttpirate Face Kidman Urban Olivia L. Ron Hubbard had a Vagina Taylor Kidman Urban Katie Holmes He's Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban

Mercredi 09 Juillet 2008


XXX !!!!Not Work Safe!!!! XXX

Visconti Gay Porn Triplets (this link is not Doria Apporved)

Best Family Guy Ever

Turtle Photo for all to see

North American Italian Sea Turtle

JD's Color Commentary Corner - July 9, 2008, the inagurarauaelel (who can say that word anyways?) the first edition!

The good, the bad and the "bottom" line...and every thing in between. (*sorry about the word bottom)


So far, only 2 callers in to the show today... this doesn't bode well for things to come. Is everyone listening to the Sirius ABBA Channel 3?

Trucker Robert calls in with some repair woes.

another Trucker (????) called in... sorry... leave a comment if it was you!!!

Finally Paul From Mass calls in and laments "Family Guy" tv show... "Herbert" the pedophile seems to hit a little close to home... yeaop! There is something to it! -- now go stir your soup!

And now...

"The day the pets died"
(feel free to sing these to "The day, the music died")

The Frank show was on a rampage... someone call CSI!

Robin in California called in... poor poor Robin... her feathered companion has passed on to The Rainbow Bridge... and he'll be sadly missed after 23 years. Bravo to Robin for taking good care of her pal Rambo!

Trucker Sue from Baltimore,
her kitten got killed during the show... apparently... mysteriously death by ????

(??Glen's??) hair dresser's puppy died...

Rick in Texas... cat dropped out of lady's truck... and a mack truck ran over it.

Scott in New Hampshire
Friday Jesse Helms died during the Frank show!
Bravo indeed!

Phil in NJ his pet hippo died... (from what? drowning?)

Brian in Toledo
How did Frank kill all these pets... his satellite frequencies... we thought it was from his shreeks of glee at the release of the latest "Batman" movie

Stanton in Austin
"only the fresh shows" can kill pets... his repeats gave his sea monkeys seizures... (don't feel bad Stanton... seems to have the same effect on most regular listeners as well!)

Tim in buffalo
Why did the dog listen to the frank decaro show? Cuz it was dead! (missing the "symbol chime here... ha ha!)

BA in KS
The public service... Jerry Falwell died as did the pope died during the show! (Greg shed a tear) --we ask... which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Richard in Canada
neighbors cat had chipmunk in his mouth! (there are better things one could have in their mouth ya know!)

Lou in Fla
Not the humor that killed them... they killed themselves..

Jeremiah in PA
Pig fucker pig fucker pig fucker!
And "We" agree!

John in Seattle
is tired of the dead pets... wants to talk "Mainstream gay movies / indie gay movies"... oh no! Not more art and current topics!!! Someone call in and make an obscure refernace to a 50's tv show!

(oops! Missed his name) didn't bury the root for Doria... we're sure she was relieved

If any of the animals listening today... we could say they died from listening to....(from laughing them selves to death???)

The Jokes ... they finally came!
Today's jokes were based on the condition of gynecomastia (always a hilarious topic!!!)

Take cover... here they were in all their gory glory...

If you have Al Hirschfeldcoming out of your breasts... you have
Lynogamastia

If you have birds coming out of your breasts... you have
Mynocomastia

If you have Antonio Bandaras and ?coming out of your breasts... you have
Nineocomastia

If you have Salty tasting breasts you have ...
Brine-ocomastia?

Obscure bob fossy musical
too obscure (unlike the others?)... withdrawn... and we agree

And last (we hope) but certainly not least...
Doria Biddle sprouts from your breasts...
Whino-camastia


Yeaop! Category
"Before Frank" vs "After Frank"
Can't reach ass vs. can reach ass.

Nearly as funny as it reads...but not quite. Category
"Reverend Feltcher... Fletcher... whatever... " yikes!

Oh dear god... here comes the "poop" portion of the show... we all knew it would happen eventually... it was only a matter of time...

Obscure reference to Ethel Rosenberg, and slagging on our dear Meryl Streep all in the same breath... we think this warrants 2 demerits off Frank's gay card.


Bots

• "Jim-bot/ tub full of poop... eh.. not the best choice...

• "Wookie-bot"... close... Frank...like usual... forgets he's not on the tv... he's on the radio, trying to get us to imagine him re-creating his now infamous "bean bag chair" photo.

• "Bullshit-bot"... huh?

• "Crash symbols" for the end of jokes... SHARP and VERY on time! Who in NY is actually listening carefully enough to get those! (a difficult job to be sure!!) Hit the mark every time, 100% bulls eyes!

• "I'm right here" Kitty Karlisle bot... froooom where??? We think left field.

• "Family Guy / Stewie bots"... we always love hearing them... but it didn't seem to fit as well as usual.

• "Frank you're a fucking diva!" bot... yeaop! couldn't agree more!

Commercials
Let me help you help me help you help me help you... help me from this commercial!

They want us to tune to Sirius 114 Doctor Radio ... DURING The Frank Decaro Show? Oh the NERVE! Not after today's comedy gold!!! (pets however may want to consider doing this asap!!!)

"Video vault" commercial! BRILLIANT!
Gamefly.com... indeed! (extra points for those of us that actually know where those game sounds are from!!!)

July 9

Frank was on time!!! His first day in LA
Doria is well stocked with Vodka and Lysol

Frank got no sleep and Jim still didn't get laid! Po' po' Jim

The Mad Men DVDs are in Frank took 1 set others will be available to win.

The road woes of Trucker Robert continue

Frank shaved his chest and he can see sweat now. (We're assuming that he means see sweat roll into the folds as opposed to gathering in the fur like parched wool in a rain storm)

Celebrity news after the break and a plea for calls (He is out of material before the end of the first 30 minutes)

F&D are seeing the movie with "Ed" tonight .. Breakfast with Scott


Frank admits to absconding with Outfest passes the first year they covered them

Doria wore her 'hooligan' shirt today

Frank can't stop mentioning Target

Matt Damon has lost 'masturbation quality' for Frank ... Matt wept

You could hear the joy in Doria's voice as she said "drunk crowd"

OutQ sprang for a new "Hollywood Intro"

The Turtle Photo was mentioned see it here

Frank reads a story about Dane Cook not picking up after his dog ... we should offer a reward for a photo of Frank holding a bag of poop

All submissions to this blog considered

Doria-bot called for break

Papa Greg .. seed giver for our Mr Greg celebrates a birthday today!

Suzanne Westenhoefer to fill in for Doria ... date to be announced July 22

*End first hour*

*Hour Two* still waiting to laugh

Frank is thrilled with amputee porn but grossed out by holes in socks!

Tearoom: a movie Frank wants to see at Outfest

Doria got Collin a baby monitor for while she is away. Neighbors recruited to keep the pup safe and quiet

Frank has lost weight and maintained huge man boobage

Kimberly Yutani - Director of Programming for Outfest. Interviewed

Visit the Outfest web site for information and shows this year. Support the arts in our community

Frank threatens Doria with "spending lots and lots of time together"

Frank read some list that David Bowie was #20 on

Feltching was introduced to America on All in the Family according to Frank

Frank recreates his Turtle pose for Doria's commentary ... she admits that he has lost weight but the chins are still enormous

*End Hour Two* we giggled a little

( looks like this blog will hit 100 loads today! )

*Hour Three*
The "Tops intro" makes no sense as we all know that Frank is a power bottom

Frank reviewed the Beach Boys in the past and called them arthritic and he became the pariah of the town ...

Frank was on Queer Click at 4:30 this morning ... (not for show prep we're guessing)

Skidmark comment by Doria (referring to Female Trouble by John Waters) would make a great bot! She asks Frank if he gets skidmarks his reply "I only wear dark brown underwear. I don't know"

Before F&D had listeners Frank was waiting for the movie Troy to open. He spilled a vat of diet coke all over himself at the movie

Just because Frank spotted Witchiepoo at Target once he believes he'll see her there again

Frank finally saw "the Family Guy" and had already seen those episodes ... (our favorite character is Herbert the Pervert) ... He claims not to have enough time .... see above post about Queer Click

We find that the show may be hazardous to animals The Humane Society will investigate
Doria asks that listeners shield their pets from listening but encourages children.

"Pig Fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker" is still a hit with Frank and listeners alike

The Frank Decaro Show, Lethal to pets and old people is the new slogan

Frank Sr was mentioned without as much disdain today

Oh Christ another list!

To finish out the show Frank yammers on about the Dark Knight and his need to see it

*Another Show Ends* The dead animal count begins

July 8

Frank Decaro apologizes for a suck show on Monday and 3 hours of complaining about his father.

Frank sings a short ditty about his love of pooping.

Interview with John Flynn & Lennon Parham from Showgirls: The Best Movie Ever Made. Ever! More info @ All Things Flynn or UCB Theater LA

Ended the hour with the usual useless chatter and a mention of Pet Penthouse in the next hour. Doria tried to focus Frank but we all know what happened.

Hour 2

Frank is thrilled with extra attention on this blog! Notices that he was fatter in the video clips of days gone by.

Visit Doria's delish puppy Collin on Myspace

Eric in SF called and added humor that Frank couldn't

Pet Penthouse with Stephanie Shane of the HSUS.org

intro muffed at 12:46 LOL

TV News: Frank stood in Neil Patrick Harris' parking spot photo on his site link on the left. Robert Duvall dressed as Jamie Lynn Siegler. Michal J Fox jokes ... more nonsense we love or loath

Frank had to pee really bad! Doria reminds him he has to wait for the top of the hour

Mr Greg plays "Shake your groove thing" to honor Michael J Fox

More Frank Sr bashing

If Frank had 3 years to live he'd eat constantly (we find it hard to find a difference now) and get gangbanged. He's never been gangbanged and realizes he would have to pay for it after eating without abandon LOL

Elder Porn starts out the 3rd hour! Frank is thrilled

In the movie "In the Realm of the Senses" a penis is cut off at the end. Frank remembers fondly (twisted queen)

Cracking down on public sex in P-Town. Frank is opposed to the crackdown "it's what you do when your boyfriend is getting some sun"

Actress Molly Reagan starring in August Osage County on Broadway interviewed


Newsroom Cafe receives a "C" rating Frank may still eat there anyway because their C is cleaner than any restaurant in NYC

Yes Paul Started it

Doria emailed Frank a Mini Me Link quote "It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.{mean bitch}
"On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."

Trucker Robert bashing lol


Today's show was acceptable =)


California braces for more natural disaster ... Frank arrives to attend OUTFEST tonight! Email for flight info LOL no not really
more to come...

One of the Silver Shoes

A silver shoe and handsome husband!

The landlord is pissed but Frank got his shoes! LOL

Disclaimer: Frank's ankle is wet but not from pee ... this time

New Photos Posted Finally!

Check out Franks photos from LA & Pittsburgh Pride on Frank Decaro.com