Monday, July 14, 2008

Monday still in LA

Frank was on time again. Still in LA at Outfest '08

Sounds almost happy to be there .. he was snitty last night so it's running into today. That bastard father is at it again!

"Hollywood smells like poop & bile" Doria says "That's why I moved back to WeHo" (She's so hip ain't she)

Drunken lesbian slurred to Doria "You know I'm madly in love with you! Secretly"

Listeners must stop emailing Frank with hunk comments about Jim! It upsets him... so to let Jim know you think he's hot check him out on jimcolucci.com and sign his guest book!

Frank feels that men are more attracted to him when he's 'dirty' ... (We think it's more that his brain when he's vile is so intoxicated with his stench that everything is skewed)

Fergie's hump has lumps .. biopsy came out ok .. Mr Greg was concerned.

Dennis Dermody Papermag.com will be on in the second hour

Jumbo shrimp is in a documentary .. Frank wants to make sure he isn't being plagiarized . (We're sure he isn't but will find a way to say he is)

David Bowie was gorgeous!

Frank sings of his 'lady lump'

Frank wore shorts! He was complimented on the crotchless look. Thank heavens he wore undies.

Chat about the movie Derek not Derek Hartley

"Rock Me Sexy Jesus" some song from some movie (we're slightly amused)

Trucker Sharon called but lumps nor humps were mentioned.

During down time watch the hot guy in swimsuits 2 posts down

Frank is going to work on links to movies on his web site. (It'll never happen)

Doria chats about the viewers favorites movie 3waytv.tv
The movie was fun but the party after was Lesbians Gone Wild! See Jill Bennett she's hot

45 minutes into the show and we've posted more info than Frank has given

The new improved version of The Times of Harvey Milk movie is better than the original

866-305-6887 call people call!

News of a flea market. Frank got up at 8:AM on a Sunday for crap but gods forbid he get up for work! pig fucker!! .. Jim, being the caring and wonderful husband, reminded Frank to get gas .. Frank ignored him yet again and almost ran out. He got some character glasses so it was worth the trip as he has so few glasses!

*End hour 1* (we're holding hope for Wednesday's show)
(Behind the scenes Kalli & Mr Greg have a big old ashtray in the studio)

1978 documentary about gay people mentioned at the top of the hour. (He either beats the name of something into the ground or hardly mentions it ... makes it tough the pig fucker)

yammers about some shit at the yard sale

Frank mentions Suzanne W. is a successful lesbian comedian (We think it's because she's on time for work)

Chatter about Dennis Hensley's Home Video Gong Show .. Frank did Paul Lynde as a fat man otherwise known as the preFamous Paul Lynde ... Meat Ass video sounds fun. It had porn stars! comments about Al Parker's 'whole hole' will not be published here .. (it's even too gross for us)

Frank had to 'wing it' doing Paul Lynde .. he only had 2 months to prepare and Xtube updates hourly

Dennis Dermody:
Hamlet 2 : Funny but just ok
Mama Mia: Dennis sees it tonight can't wait "yippee" (we're not convinced the yippee is sincere)
Inside Dave: he isn't seeing
Dark Knight: 'waiting for it"
The Bank Job: Really fun movie with Saffron Burrows who is an out lesbian
Voice (Korean movie) Great DVD box! Lesbian subplot .. music teacher much like "Whispering Corridors"

(phone call I had to take)

Read Dennis' article on papermag.com for all the reviews

(Today is the last day to vote in the poll in the top left)

Doria "Your hump has lumps" needs to be a bot (speaking of that wher is the "change your box" bot???)

Party at the Eagle Doria will not be wearing leather. Cool people will be there and Frank too

Read a page six review of Mama Mia that mentions Homosexuals LOL

"there are enormous holes in the plot of Mama Mia" Doria Biddle Sirius OutQ

( OMG it's only the end of the 2nd hour )

Gabriel Fleming "the Lost Coast" in the 3rd hour


Distasteful banter about suicide led to Frank's father enjoying upsetting Frank ... "You ARE your father Frank" .. may be the last we ever hear from Doria Biddle (For a not so unrelated comment August 28 will be the 1 year anniversary of the Owen Wilson suicide attempt)

Top of the 3rd Doria is still with us!

Interview with Gabriel Fleming coming up .. see above post for link

Chit chat about Frank's faux pas "the colored kids" emails read (Fun fun fun ... if you want to make sure Frank reads your email put PORN in the subject line but never expect a reply)

A shit article that I could not find a link too (Look to the post about whole hole instead)
Frank misses Romaine .. Romaine thinks Frank is an ass for not letting Mr Greg go on the cruise

Above mentioned interview (making some bacon & waffles to go with my fresh raspberries for lunch) Highlight of interview "straight guys taking it up the ass" and the 'Lucas' guy has a twin he liked "role playing with". (waffles & raspberries were fabulous, bacon crispy grease saved to make fried potatoes later)

Frank's thighs are wearing holes in his jeans! (New placement for leather patches we think)

New topic Dead Parents call 866-305-6887


Sure Frank visits MySpace to view Sean Davenports pics! But not even visit his fan site!!! Pig Fucker!!

Another show ends .. we're rating today at 74 cents towards the subscription



16 comments:

duane said...

What's up with Frank and his Lady Lumps?

Paul in MA said...

dunno ... mindless chatter .. all is normal for the FDS

D&C said...

He's probably finally realizing since he's loosing all this weight and NOT exercising that his boobage is going to make him look like a hairy Amanda Lepore. Sexy...

Paul in MA said...

He has lost just enough weight to differentiate Lumps from Bumps

D&C said...

...is the 1st hour over yet? Paul, please call the FDS and wake us up!

Paul in MA said...

1st hour almost done!

Wow it sure is Monday

=)

I have nothing to call about LOL

Paul in MA said...

YET

D&C said...

Great... "Cauliflower" references. Time for a salad.

Paul in MA said...

NO! A salad needs to be Tossed

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

D&C said...

Must be the 3rd hour... fecal humor.

Paul in MA said...

Shit, shat & Cr the perfect storm

Unknown said...

Dont forget the piss-hahahahahaha

D&C said...

Yes another vision... chaffing in FDeC's nether regions.

D&C said...

Finally... the highlight of the show Paul's call.

Paul in MA said...

Thanks all it's been a fun day

Love ya and watch more porn!

=)

Unknown said...

well his legs look like 2 overstffed sausages rubbing together that cook themselve due to the friction.