Tuesday, August 26, 2008

We've Moved

To try and keep everything together we've moved the blog!
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Monday, August 25, 2008

Maudlin Monday

Frank was on time! No winners in the 'Frank's Late' pool

Doria attended 2 weddings this weekend ... (Lesbians are going to fuel the economy with nasty divorces ... mark my words)

Frank sent the "2008 Home Gong Show video of MeatAss" it's now posted on the Silly Shit blog @ NFD

Frank's disappointed they don't have "Down Deep Inside" in the system ... he "loves a good fisting song"

Karen Carpenter is still dead

Caller Chris enjoyed "Affinity" this weekend ... there's a twist

Birthdays

Doria has no internet today so she can't see 'MeatAss'

Celebrity news and gossip ... That fuckin' Cyrus girl again!? who cares??? ... Miley is having her birthday party early at Disneyland during 'Gay Days' ... (Run her down you silly Queens) ... "Wouldn't it be good if they had the 'Black Party' in Cinderella's castle while Miley's there! Theme it with all the Disney Villians" Frank DeCaro "Seven dwarfs naked in shackles! Snow White's revenge"

Still talking Disney

CR Called about Frank's long gone porn star days

Terri Hatcher's uncle died ... "He'd been serving a 14 year sentence for molestation" ... "He won't be making Miley's birthday party" Frank DeCaro

Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is "offensive to Asians and over the top racist" ... (some paper reports)

Break

Mad Men chat

*News*

Hour 2 ... (It'll either get better or worse)

Mad Men chat continues ... (You have to see the Season 1 dvds before trying to get into Season 2) ... It's a subtle show with many layers, like an onion

(I really am trying to find Lesbian Porn for the ladies who've joined NFD Pervs ... but damn it's a 'tough nut to crack' ... if you have any suggestions of where we can find some email us)

Dennis Dermody Cimemaniac Report ... see his articles at PaperMag.com ... Long segment today lots of fun stuff

Derek Hartley held a pool party this weekend and Frank's friend was so self-conscious he wouldn't take his shirt off or even sit down ... (Twinks are troublesome) ... Scale tales of Twinks weighing themselves ... (My that Derek knows how to throw a party)

*News*

Frank gets Sushi in an hour ... chat about the weekend and food eaten ... "Heirloom tomatoes off the vine. Pasta with fresh tomato and vegetables from the garden" ... "We had to go to Target ... I was so full from lunch but I really want a Hot Fudge Sundae" Frank DeCaro ...

Callers encourage Frank's fat behavior ... Breanne got hung up on ... Frank's man-boobs soak sweat through his shirts ... and for this he takes pride ... Frank is frisky but it won't last long enough for Jim to enjoy it

Fall Movie Previews "I like a dopey popcorn movie" Frank DeCaro ... Nick Cage ... whom we don't like ... has a new movie "Bangkok Dangerous" ... Tyler Perry's "The Family that Preys" ... "The Women" ... "Righteous" with Pacino & Deniro ... and other shit coming to a theater near you