Frank's excuses fell flat ... (If only he committed to work like he does to flea marketing and porn)
Boobaliciuos Biddle will be vacationing in PA with her pappy ... (Beating Amish girls and stealing their jams we think)
Callers start their tirades on Frank for his ReRe-Tardiness
... (Mr Greg in a jock strap ... is it hot in here??)Frank couldn't get onto XTube so he listened to a sports program
The ReRe had dinner with Marilou Henner last night and was 15 minutes Early .. (But for his paying listeners he has no qualms with being late ... Pig Fucker)
Doria teases Frank with Toilet news ahead ... Celeb. Birthdays finally escape the fat mans pie hole
The last thing Frank did before retiring to bed was ... go on the 'internets' and try and plan his day to see the new Batman Movie ... (He said he brushed his teeth also but we're betting he didn't wash that hole of his!)
"Whacking off and eating Sushi" ... (This is why we listen)
Doria brags that she can arm wrestle a baby and win ... (Cruel and obvious .. she is a goddess)
Doria is going to get a Penthouse Pet to molest Frank on his birthday ... (again ANY attention for Frank is attention and this will not bring the horror we'd like)
The squeaking chair is distracting ... (We're trying to get to the bottom of it for you)
After seeing Mama Mia Frank is a bottom for Meryl ... (in reality Frank only tops toilets and buffets)
Today is weigh in day ... (Will frank maintain his losses? How many scoops will he devour after the scales? Can he finally squeeze into a double X shirt? ... tune in tomorrow to find out)
ABBA news .. one of them forgets shit
Doria explains why Dolly is in her trunk .. Frank thinks he has a dachshund, one of the most aggressive dogs, in his pants
Al Reynolds still loves Star Jones ... (we think he misses the shoes most) (I will not give a link to the bitch I detest her) "While bent over and biting a pillow Al Reynolds said ..." F DeCaro Sirius OutQ 109
Upon returning at 3 minutes to the hour Frank will give us the low down on his dinner with Marilou ... (We say 'everybody peeeeeeee') He had Sushi (no distasteful fish jokes ... not because we don't like them just because they're too easy)
Show ran over news broke through .. (We still believe Michael Wengert is a screaming bottom)
*hour 2*
Frank was on time for the second hour! (Doria has chained him to the stool)
Jim Colucci will be on time for his segment today. He is already up and Frank suggesting he would over sleep is just mean ... (unlike his thoughtless husband he cares for the listeners)
Yammering about Frank's shopping ... (we realize that his wardrobe is dwarfed by even the poorest of orphan's that Sally used to schlep for so he needs clothes)
3waytv.tv up next with Jill Bennett & Cathy Shim
Mandy Musgrave threw up on Space Mountain at Disney World .. (According to Frank that is ... he brings such insight to every interview)
One of the cast members never flushes after 'laying pipe' in the studio ... (Again where else would we find this information)
Cathy offers to hit Frank ... but doesn't (she usually doesn't disappoint but a great smack would've been wonderful)
Jill has promised nudity if they get a second season ... (We hear that Biddle is ready to finance)
Doria thrills us with Frank torture ... playing with the volume on his headset .. calling for calls to torture him more or less 866-305-6887
John O'Brien's toilet gushed sewage yesterday morning while he was pooping ... (FDS is the only show on Sirius to cover this story we believe) ((I remember Frank once saying that he wanted to be reincarnated as Matt Damon's toilet seat))
The Romaine Patterson hit "Pooping in the Shower" was referenced ... (Romaine still thainks Frank is an ASS ... and Billy Beane is still single)
Hour 2 ended with Doria saying something
Sexy Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci will be on time! ... (we have it on authority that Frank was to wake him before he left and DID NOT .. Sexy Jim awoke on his own anyway)
*3rd Hour underway*
Colin Biddle was shrimping Frank at the top of the hour
Barry Manilow Chat ... (even better than ABBA chat)
Moviefone villain list read ... (to be fair it's been a few days since the last list)
Jim up next! ... (set your ears to sexy)
gotta dash to the studio but enjoy the last 40 minutes by listening
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My first thought was this- Doria beat him into a coma yesterday. It's a relief he's lazy today, isn't it?
Re Re DeCaro had a butch moment -- listening to a sports program.
Lazy TODAY?!? LOL
Lazy every moment of every day
Who's chair is making that noise? I keep hearing squeaking, straining noise. Possibly Rere DeCaro"? That's what he gets for eating Jim's lunch!
...for the record I HATED the stage musical "Mama Mia" when we saw it.
d&c ... we are forbidden to hate anything featuring ABBA ... make a note for the future
I like ABBA just not "that".
Violence towards FDeC -- love it!
Call for more torture
866-305-6887
3rd hour... time for another list.
Happy Birthday, Mamma Greg!
Whacking off and eating sushi? I want nothing to do with that tartar sauce-if there are pieces of green pickle in Frank's love juice-he better get to a doctore cause weight isnt his biggest problem
...gherkin seepage. Tartar sauce on sushi?
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