JD's Color Commentary Corner July 14, 2008

The Calorie Free, Cholesterol free, Salt free, Fat free parts of the show...

all the show's creamy goodness, with none of the bad stuff!

The Callers
The real stars of The Frank Show!

One caller came and went... to declare their love for Doria in a sober moment... the caller, not Doria. (duh!) ... but alas... was not meant to be, as the call was lost... like two ships in the night...well... you get the picture

Trucker Sharon... She has figured out the secrete of relationships... "play possum" ... and is always seeking out the fabulous movies seen at film festivals... Maybe Frank could link an Amazon.com list... Frank wanted another project!... dial tones were involved... feelings were hurt, things were said that we all regret.

Trucker Robert ... he will take Rose Marie to block... (referencing Frank's "impersonation" of Paul Lynde), and he is still searching Amazon.com for Greg's sex tape... Greg was not ammused... Frank thought it would have been great to see Vern Troyer sex tape instead... Robert is all aflutter with thoughts of Greg and Vern Troyer being together... hmmm... feathers were ruffled...

Brain in Toledo ... a Dennis Dermondy regular... other movies have benefited from additional footage? Dennis responds... Dozens of versions of Blade Runner, too numerous to count ... especially "extended / unrated versions"... Aliens... Touch of Evil... A Star is Born- Judy Garland version;

Micheal in PA... Land of the lost is a live action movie... Frank wants to know who is playing "Wesley"... we want to know will Will Farrell ruin yet another perfectly good movie?

CR called in finally!! Who knew CR would be the one to NOT get "CR'ed!"

John from Seattle... a sex worker (and we approve!)... his clients are mostly "bi"... the gay guys not so much... who woulda thunk it?

Rob in Atlanta ... Parents death... hilarity ensued... a jewish catholic wake... it's a party... and pours a 6 pack of beer on his fathers grave... giving frank ideas... why wait!?!?!

Chris from Pitts... sugestion on what to do with holes in shorts... Under armor shorts...built for the hefty gal

Paul from Mass... last but not least... wants to IM porn to Frank... laments the hours and hours and hours and hours... and hours... and hours... spent on today's show... plugs our site away! "Masterbation advice to Frank... as if Frank needed more of that!

The Bots
Carol and Liza and the gang always making their rounds!

"Vagina"--- Lumps show up in the most unusual places!
"Thunder clapping" --- God did not approve of Jesus inspired movies at the OutFest.
"Ew, that doesn't look very appetizing!" --- we are after all talking about The Frank Show!
"Yes I love it!" --- Was Kate the one that was declaring her love for Doria on the phone earlier?

"Fart-bot" --- well... Frank did mention the word "ass" after all!

Cork screw out ... things popping out of sphincters left and right!

"Aaaahhhh!!!!"--- NOW we know what Frank was talking about... except... not realllly....

"She's also not too fond of cunt!"... depends on which of these we're talking about!

"Urine/water running" ... can't comment... have to go to the bath room... brb!

More Thunder...God is not amused with today's show!
"Charo: I got diarrhea!" ... poop stories inspired bots

"Charo: Bullshit"... see above!
"Romaine: Watch me on the toilet" ... see above above!

"Carol bot"... that's the truth Frank! Yey! Carol clocked in!

Bea Arther --"Oh shit!"

"Jim -bot" "you're just fat!" / Jim bot -- I hate this!... you had me at "fat"

"You fat fuck!"

SIDE NOTE: ((we think we spotted a new Doria bot!!!!)) DORIA: All over her sphincter!

The Jokes
So what do you want for $12.95?


The Commercials
Things that make you go "hmmmm"...now go buy them!

John Caumouta (how do you spell / say that?) ... "Cell phone ringing sound"... I'm going to throw that damned phone out the window!