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Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)

Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'

Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)

Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)

Sly Stallone will star as Capt. Maria Von Trap in the upcoming Sound Of Music stage play ... (should rename it to Rocky 49 Nazi Knockout) ... "Dweezel Zappa Von Trappa" ... (Could this be the line of the day)

Calls

do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")

Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his doll action figure collection

Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures

Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section

Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"


*news*

(Wow that was fast)

Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered

Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro

Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle

Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"

"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man

Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall

Gossip with Lisa next!

Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL

Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian

"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle

(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )

Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"

Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine

List read .. movie reviews

Unscreened next hour!

They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews

Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle

Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special

Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!

804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)

"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)

Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)

Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it

CR has like 30 31 phone lines to use for UnScreened LOL

Break Bot

CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com

Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com

Pineapple Princess to close out the show

Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password

Frank-tabulous Friday

Hoping for hilarity willing to settle for filth .. It's Frank-tabulous Friday with F&D!!

Un-Fuckin-Screened Today!! ... (We Really miss the children 'yay' bot)

Show started on time today .. Doria mentions some 'hottie' she's booked for Frank
Then they yammered, in a friendly manner, a bit Doria must still have a buzz on from last night.


Frank gains control of the 'dinger' ... (Any Ding in his hands is dangerous)

Support Mama Mia .. Batman will make enough money on it's own ... (Everyone wants to see the dead guy play the villain don't say you don't)

Frank enjoyed his 35th birthday at a cranberry factory ... (It all comes down to food people) Frank wishes his ex-scumbag-boyfriend dead

Frank wishes that Jason Ellis would do awful nasty things to him on-air ... (We'd listen in horror but we'd listen)

Gerry's deli is where Frank found himself at 11:30 last night ... (Food people food)

Celeb Birthdays ... more dead than alive ... (Ok either dead or damn close to it)

Interview with Yair Hochner director of Antarctica the film promises Hot Guys and hotter sex scenes! antarctica the movie

Frank got 10 wrong answers on the "Batman Quiz" on AOL

Frank tried to make shit up about the Valley Girl Movie but a break saved us

the first hour ended ...

Frank put Colin in his pants ... "he's keeping my winkle warm" ... (Sick sick man .. no fear animal lovers there's plenty of room in his crotch)

Jack wrangler porn star Frank mentioned who is married to a woman. Doria is confused by this ... (It's the same reason Doria would marry the sexy Mr. Colucci) ... His movie titles here

Frank prefers sex by himself .. always has ... (The plot thins Eating is sex for Frank masturbation is killing time) Doria has wanted every sex partner she's been with ... (She really doesn't have enough sex IMO ... never having that "Jesus .... I went home with YOU!!!!" wake up seems sad somehow)

UnFuckinScreened next! 866-305-6887 ... they'll say the area code and you say what you want! (I'll be making some lunch)
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Celebrity news ... "Nichole Kidman sucked her baby fat out with a Dyson"
Frank is boycotting Ben & Jerry's because he can't get the Elton John Ice Cream

(We're excited to hear who the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer Award goes to)

Frank got snuck into an ABC event by Jim and saw Gale Harold who actually recognized him ... (Jim did not pay Mr Harold to do this) Then Frank ditched Gale for the co-creator for that damn cartoon he watches .. Fillmyass & Herb (I know that's not the name but it is funnier)


End hour 2

"Lights Camera Gift Bag" ... best so far
Photo by Brent Murray
A.O. Scott is the Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka, Pig Fucka of the Summer award winner! (She isn't the prettiest of critics now is she?)

Thea Gill from QAF & now Dante's Cove joins F&D to chat about her role in Mulligans ... (Her site is not up yet but promises 'coming soon')
Sally Kirkland never took Doria out for drinks as promised ... (We bet Doria would've put out for her)

Troy Tooner of Troy the Animated Cartoon end the show for the day.

Make sure to email Doria with your good wishes as she heads to Amish country for vacation.
Have a great weekend .. watch more porn

Hump Day Hilarity with F&D

Frank was late! Caller #5 gets shit off Frank's desk .. Mr Greg's choice it'll be good ... Brian was the winner (Hope we find out what he gets)

Frank's excuses fell flat ... (If only he committed to work like he does to flea marketing and porn)

Boobaliciuos Biddle will be vacationing in PA with her pappy ... (Beating Amish girls and stealing their jams we think)

Callers start their tirades on Frank for his ReRe-Tardiness ... (Mr Greg in a jock strap ... is it hot in here??)

Frank couldn't get onto XTube so he listened to a sports program

The ReRe had dinner with Marilou Henner last night and was 15 minutes Early .. (But for his paying listeners he has no qualms with being late ... Pig Fucker)

Doria teases Frank with Toilet news ahead ... Celeb. Birthdays finally escape the fat mans pie hole

The last thing Frank did before retiring to bed was ... go on the 'internets' and try and plan his day to see the new Batman Movie ... (He said he brushed his teeth also but we're betting he didn't wash that hole of his!)

"Whacking off and eating Sushi" ... (This is why we listen)

Doria brags that she can arm wrestle a baby and win ... (Cruel and obvious .. she is a goddess)

Doria is going to get a Penthouse Pet to molest Frank on his birthday ... (again ANY attention for Frank is attention and this will not bring the horror we'd like)

The squeaking chair is distracting ... (We're trying to get to the bottom of it for you)

After seeing Mama Mia Frank is a bottom for Meryl ... (in reality Frank only tops toilets and buffets)

Today is weigh in day ... (Will frank maintain his losses? How many scoops will he devour after the scales? Can he finally squeeze into a double X shirt? ... tune in tomorrow to find out)

ABBA news .. one of them forgets shit

Doria explains why Dolly is in her trunk .. Frank thinks he has a dachshund, one of the most aggressive dogs, in his pants

Al Reynolds still loves Star Jones ... (we think he misses the shoes most) (I will not give a link to the bitch I detest her) "While bent over and biting a pillow Al Reynolds said ..." F DeCaro Sirius OutQ 109

Upon returning at 3 minutes to the hour Frank will give us the low down on his dinner with Marilou ... (We say 'everybody peeeeeeee') He had Sushi (no distasteful fish jokes ... not because we don't like them just because they're too easy)

Show ran over news broke through .. (We still believe Michael Wengert is a screaming bottom)

*hour 2*

Frank was on time for the second hour! (Doria has chained him to the stool)

Jim Colucci will be on time for his segment today. He is already up and Frank suggesting he would over sleep is just mean ... (unlike his thoughtless husband he cares for the listeners)

Yammering about Frank's shopping ... (we realize that his wardrobe is dwarfed by even the poorest of orphan's that Sally used to schlep for so he needs clothes)

3waytv.tv up next with Jill Bennett & Cathy Shim
Mandy Musgrave threw up on Space Mountain at Disney World .. (According to Frank that is ... he brings such insight to every interview)
One of the cast members never flushes after 'laying pipe' in the studio ... (Again where else would we find this information)
Cathy offers to hit Frank ... but doesn't (she usually doesn't disappoint but a great smack would've been wonderful)
Jill has promised nudity if they get a second season ... (We hear that Biddle is ready to finance)

Doria thrills us with Frank torture ... playing with the volume on his headset .. calling for calls to torture him more or less 866-305-6887

John O'Brien's toilet gushed sewage yesterday morning while he was pooping ... (FDS is the only show on Sirius to cover this story we believe) ((I remember Frank once saying that he wanted to be reincarnated as Matt Damon's toilet seat))

The Romaine Patterson hit "Pooping in the Shower" was referenced ... (Romaine still thainks Frank is an ASS ... and Billy Beane is still single)

Hour 2 ended with Doria saying something

Sexy Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci will be on time! ... (we have it on authority that Frank was to wake him before he left and DID NOT .. Sexy Jim awoke on his own anyway)

*3rd Hour underway*

Colin Biddle was shrimping Frank at the top of the hour

Barry Manilow Chat ... (even better than ABBA chat)

Moviefone villain list read ... (to be fair it's been a few days since the last list)

Jim up next! ... (set your ears to sexy)

gotta dash to the studio but enjoy the last 40 minutes by listening

Tuesdays with F&D

Nobody's dying ... it just feels that way


Frank shows up barely on time ... he is doing nothing but whining and bitching! (we say Diva, DIva, DIVA!!!)

Lets check out ABBA on Sirius 3 ... Frank isn't going to get it together until the end of the 3rd hour ( We're heading over to QueerClick for sexy guy pics)

Our septic tank needs work ... must be all the shit Frank pours into our house daily from 11-2

Frank wanted to tell Jason Stuart "To shut the fuck up!!" at the movies

The fat man is horrified at the thought of sharing with siblings

Finally Celeb Birthdays (almost 12 minutes late)

28 minutes in a break arrives to cheers and applause ... finally something is moving along

Jason Stuart "Making it to the Middle" arrives! Watch his YouTube
Frank does tell him that he "talks a lot during a movie!!" ... (not exactly "Shut The Fuck Up" is it) ...Frank giggled of course no one finds Frank's Humor funnier than Frank
Jason's Blog ... that he hasn't posted on since November 07 (We think we should email the hell out of him to get more posts)
Most of the fun happened off the air in commercial breaks

*End Hour 1*

Frank burps us into hour 2
Frank misses college radio ... ( we didn't realize he knew this wasN'T college radio)
the SR, not dead soon enough, DeCaro was mentioned threatening a hospital trip again

Frank will dine with the wonderfully glamorous and poop inspecting Marilou Henner tonight ... (We're confident that she will not be asking Frank for a sample)

FRANK of all people is miffed that Dennis Dermody hasn't emailed him back about Mama Mia! Frank can hardly ever find the reply button on an email ... (We think this is the lawn jockey calling the post stiff)

12:19 EDT Pet Penthouse next call 866-305-6887!!
Stephanie Shane of the Humane Society of the US

Frank flubbed his goodbye to Stephanie ... (His true comedy really is unintentional)

Frank ate Jim's lunch ... (Po' po' Jim) Then he demanded that Jim bring him more food! (WW Points be damned) Doria asks if Frank has cravings .. she does when she needs protein .. (Where's CR when you need him?) ... Turkey Jerky smells like farts

"Re Re" is Not "a little retarded" as Frank supposes .. it is Retarded Retard ... (He really is a Re-Re)

Doria starts vacation .. far far away from Frank .. after work today. Visit her and leave a nice note

*Hour 3* (There's hope for entertainment yet!)

Frank starts out upbeat about the schmoozing and movies ... (He just woke up and only 2 hours int the work day)

Celebrity gossip with Mr Greg ... lots of chat but Frank is obsessed with Whoppie Goldberg filling in on Broadway

Doria wants to stuff Dolly Parton into the trunk of her Miata and force her to do a live interview in the LA studio ... (We think this is a bad plan .. those tits stuffed into the Miata trunk spells trouble ... then again Doria will get to grab a boob that's not her own for the first time this year)

Interview with Howard Rosenman "Breakfast with Scott" ... Frank asking if Howard was on JDate is the best line of the day!

Jimmy & Sarah split ... Frank is saddened
more gossip none of it sexual so I lost interest

1:54 EDT Promise of more fun to come ... (We guess that 5 minutes of fun per show is par)

Frank doesn't fit in Doria's car .. (We think this was a selling point for our Biddle)

Doria is attending the gala tonight

Have a great day all and remember Watch More Porn!

Frank Worthy News

Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends

User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."

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Nicole Kidman chose the name 'Sunday Rose' to piss off Tom Cruise (Neat.)

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you're like me, you haven't been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that's how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) Anyway, friends of Nicole are saying the baby's name is a tiny slap across Tom Cruise's midget face, according to MSNBC:

“Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,” said the source. “She's still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby's name could be perceived as one last jab doesn't exactly upset her.”
Other names Nicole Kidman considered: Your Penis is the Size of a Gherkin Elizabeth Kidman Urban Madison I Hate Your Grinning Buttpirate Face Kidman Urban Olivia L. Ron Hubbard had a Vagina Taylor Kidman Urban Katie Holmes He's Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban

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