Thursday, August 7, 2008

Thursday [Frank's Friday] Show

Mr Greg asks that listeners not stalk him in Vegas.
Beasie the wonder intern Catholic will be filling in for Mr Greg

We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!

Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)

Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'

Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow

Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)

Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!

Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above

We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL

Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though

Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle

Chit chat

*News*

Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)

Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)

Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)

"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro

Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual


Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)

Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)

Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...

You must see the Bus ad that was pulled

Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly

Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!

Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny

CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL

Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!

*News*

Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out

Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"

More Biddle rack chat

Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down

Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned

Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed

Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'


"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...

26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope

That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com

PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!

5 comments:

D&C said...

FDeC sounds bored with the football talk. Look at football my way -- tight pants, piles of guys on top and ass slaps! FUN!

Anonymous said...

Greg doesn't play enough of the Susie Essman bot. My favorite is, "YOU FAT FUCK!"

Anonymous said...

Greyhound ad:

http://consumerist.com/5034018/greyhound-pulls-bus-rage-ad-after-passenger-beheaded-cannibalized


Not funny, not funny, not funny...

Paul in MA said...

Thanks Jules I added the link to the post!

So not funny but I have to keep people informed LOL

duane said...

I haven't been able to watch Mad Men cuz I'm out on the road. It was nice to hear Bryan Batt on the show today talking about it...:)