Tuesday's Show Blogging

Ok so they were on time again today and Frank started out with a whine! ...(Yeay he's funny when he's whiny)

Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night

Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)

Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today

Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series on Court True TV 'til Death Do Us Part

Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)

Frank simply can't pick between hot guys

"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com

Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)

Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)

Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today

(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)

Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)

Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!

The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)

The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read

Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')

Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)

Pet Penthouse next hour

*News*

Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot

Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous

Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)

Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)

Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)

Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)

Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)

"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.

OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)

Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC

*News*

Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!

Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)

Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again

Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won

"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel (hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair

"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaro

Back to actual show content

"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro

Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)

Time for a nap ... be naughty!