The Key Lime Bunt Cake that is the Frank DeCaro show;
Without the Weight Watchers Points!
Without the Weight Watchers Points!
The Callers
Earl in San Diego - Wants to share his moment with the proctologist/ urologist... Got to listen to the sound track to the musical "Wicked"... talk about "defying gravity!" ... Earl's next step "colonoscopy"... and he wants Scorsese in charge!
Shirley from Huston calls in with ideas to get Frank back on tv... a cartoon version of Frank's life! (and we agree!)
Brain in Pitss... His doctor makes hose ... house calls...gives him a whole new meaning to "getting physical"
CR in PA ... had a 6 footer put in... and he calls himself a virgin! He got a little too close to the "VIP" area... and [CLICK]
Tim in MO... would pay to have his drink stired with a "special swizzle"...but then he wants to bring home the swizzle!
Matthew ... long time no hear... speaking of special... we're not sure if it's legit..but Frank and Doria take it all in stride, and let him check in for a minute with Frank. We think Frank finds a certain kinship in Matthew.
Greg in Mich... will only pay Frank for $100 to get the "special swizzle stick"...
Paul from Mass... calls to plug something other than the $3.00 hustler down the street... and gives us an insight of things to come on NFD.com! Paraphernalia galore! Stay Tuned!!!
Tori in DC ... is helping out "at the club" (you had to be there)... checking ID's, and notices Paul is making more money from Frank's career than Frank is.
Sir Defiable ... is Paul from Mass serious about the Tee's??? YEAOP!!! You bet ya! Count on it! Wants one for every day of the week!
Frank in Ark... wants to drive Frank's short bus.
Trucker Patty... wants to have a "Trans Tuesday"...
J.D. in West Va... wants Strap on Sundays, Motor Boat Mondays, and Tea Baging Thursdays.
Andrea on Long Island... is an EMT... wants to keep the Snapping Turtels at bay.
Ryan in Tex... Bloody Mary vagina nights... Frank declares October will have this!
TJ in Fla... desert recipe ... blueberries, raspberries, and apricots, and angel food cake, and brandy... and we love the brandy part!!!
((CALLERS TO JIM's MUST HEAR TV))
The Bots
(Making the show that much more listenable)
- Carol bots today! YEY!!!
- Doria's bot declares her stance on Duck Sex.
- The Beltway sniper is baaaaaaaack!! DUCK! (shots flinging across NYC to LA and back!)
- The "pigs" were a bit out of control... someone get out the deep fryer!
The Jokes
Frank will commit to watching all the seasons of Hawaiian Eye... but is too "commitmentphobic" to read for 30 minutes.
The Commercials
The attorney's at Nationwide will deal with the IRS... this guy that does the voice over... kinda scares us!!!
Sirius 60... New Country... huh? I guess...wha-eve-ah!
Fox and Friends on Sirius airing a promo on Out Q... ARE. THEY. SERIOUS?
Another 3 hours shot to hell...literally!
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On the topic of adverts. I'm convinced the creepy lady talking about depression and anxiety is secretly planting thoughts of depression and anxiety so we'll call for her "very special free TAPE" (wtf is this? 1991?) I'm tempted to call and see what her deal is, but:
A) I have no tape player, and...
B) Again with fear of brainwashing and thought hijacking.
About Matthew, I don't know if it's legit either, but I can see why Frank and Doria play it safe anyway, just in case.
Pretty good show today, the first hour had me cracking up.
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