WTF Wednesday!

This is Frank's Thursday he better make it good!

He just made it in under the wire ... (scratched his ass a bit squeezing under it though)

Naught, Sexy, Talented, Hunky, Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci let Frank sleep in! But visit his new blog anyway and give him some hits.

Yammering over the NPR news and Frank's endless bitching about it ... (he is such a 12 year old girl)

The Mr Greg news segments coming to a show near you! ... Our Mr Greg is the spawn bred with a mixture of Hannity cum with O'Reilly loofah scrapings implanted into Coulter cootch ... (Watch out FOX News)

Doria ran down her show plans for Friday .. a lesbian is going to watch All My Children in Doc Martins as Dennis Hensley tries to stay gay

Frank gave business advice for networks to pay for Internet programming ... (c'mon the man has no clue just as American Express)

Mike someone and Alvin another name I can barely hear let alone spell ... one of them created the 'Get Smart' with Andy Dick will be on later

Frank really does want to get paid for being him! ... (If he were actually funny he'd have a better chance) ... then some babble about a doctor jerking him off or maybe it was a movie he saw on NotFrankDeCaro.com

Looks like Birthdays are going to be late even though Frank barely wasn't

"At least Osama always has a towel handy!" ... (I'm here 'til 2)

Birthdays finally show up at 11:27 ... Happy Birthday Lucy you dead funny gal!

Doctor office article about a pediatrician ... Frank turns into a want to start hand jobs at jury duty... (twisted but lovable) .. Doria reminds Frank his Ideal man is a stranger across the air duct ... Frank concedes ... his best times at sex clubs were getting a blow job and jerking someone off then going home ... (and eating while watching porn we suspect)

Please, please whack off in your cars so Frank can get a peek!

Call 866-305-6887 if you've dated a guy that can stir hot beverages with his dingle

Commercial and then more calls and filth

PSA ... any doctor who molests you during an office visit is probably not the best doctor for you

Frank wants to start a club with go-go boys who put new meaning in CoCktail ... (penises sterilized by the Vodka in a drink horrifies Doria .. it's abuse of Vodka)

Loads of funny inane humor this hour ... and some odd calls!

AOL had a paparazzi pic of Annette today ... the real Pineapple Princess

*News*

He's back and happy

"Duck Sex is Horrible" Tee Shirts will be available at notfrankdecaro.com Monday!

I am taking notes on tee shirt comments!

Michael DiGaetano & Albin E. Konopka authors of "The Gay No More Telethon" interviewed

Movie news ... Britney Spears to play a deranged lesbian stripper who kills

Phyllis's House of Swizzle goading of Doria again

Movie list read

Death march played of Annette ... (we're just thankful it was a still photo on aol .. oops that's parkinson's not ms our bad)

"Stoner genre is coming back" Doria Biddle

Gun and Bomb bots played with Pineapple Princess ... for laughs a plenty

Bad accents attempted by Frank .. his best accents are his bad ones

Dearest Doria blasted a shot-bot from the LA studio and Mr Greg pooped his pants a little

*News*
Pookums Jim Colucci is in studio waiting for a live mic ... (He waits dialy for a live mic being Frank's husband)

Frank found a healthy blueberry pie ... well the filling at least ... Doria isn't a fan of frosting ... (Surprise, surprise! We told you surly now do you believe us)

Sexy & Talented Jim Colucci up next with his "Must Hear TV" report ... (If you miss his report read about it at his blog by using the link)

Okay Frank tried to say that he .... He ... sat next to Nell Carter! Can you imagine ... post your comments now

Derek Hartley stopped by ... Frank sounds so butch next to him!

The beltway sniper .. Carol Channing closed out the show!

Charlie Fuckin' Sheen is the highest paid actor on TV! ... Frank laments

"This is the best of the worst. I think." Doria Biddle

Enjoy your day and watch more porn!!!