Monday Maddness

Show started on time

Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!

Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight

For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo

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Birthdays ..

Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...

Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat

Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)

Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)

The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash

Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head

*Now the News*

Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs

Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio

Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again

"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people like Dolls Action Figures

Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)

Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)

Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)

Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)

More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot

Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie

*News*

Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.

Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!

I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL

Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn

"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)

Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel

Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL

(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)

Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...

Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro

Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"

Fun show even the towel talk!

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