F&D Friday!

Frank on time 3rd day running (well not running but you know)

Oh boy 3 hours of Mama Mia a movie we can't even see yet .... (jury is out)

A bit of Game Show Network IGAS chat ... (as far as we know Billy Beane is still single)

Frank was called "Svelte" by a listener last night ... (obviously a ploy for an internship)

Celebrity Birthdays ... ( this may qualify as a list .. but we enjoy it)

Dennis Hensley on Next! (Frank made him wait but we're sure that funny will show up with Dennis)

Dennis chatted about his new movie Reunion ... (even though our JDinSD doesn't care for Mr Hensley we realize that he's just a bitch without taste)

Frank would have Dennis marry his sister if Dennis were Straight and Frank had a sister ... (neither is possible)

Doria-bot had to call for break

"We should all be fucking as much as possible" Quote of the day from Dennis Hensley (we tend to agree)

Second hour starts with Frank on the wrong mic (it's nice to know he's a mess wherever he goes)

Frank talks about something with Rosie O'Donnell. Giggling and talking fast. Something about lesbians and weight loss. "Huge muscles and tiny peepees" ... so he asked Jim (hot boyfriend) if he could meet these people. He walked over to Matt Lucas and nearly shit. (Doria's comments were great)

Mad Men will be given away while Doria is away! (we know that the 22 is one of the days ... callers should try and flatter Frank now to win later)

Interview with Brian Pera for “The Way I See Things,” (The slight Underwater Echo you heard was Frank leaning away from the mic while talking to the guest .. it was not your radio) Brian Pera knew someone who died while fisting a hamster (We like him for adding humor to this hour)
Brian is also the author of Troublmaker & a smoker (Too bad Brian isn't single but Billy Beane is)

The book Briefly Told Lives by Bard Cole was mentioned Bard is also in "The Way I See Things"

Back to the nonsense we love ... cost of celeb baby pics

Talk about being on Jason Ellis .. Doria is stunned by Jason's crudeness ... Here's video of Pink punching Jason

Frank tried to "catch" a snack at a GSN function and went home starving

Final Hour Of the Week

Jane Lynch is going to be on! One of the funniest and earthiest lesbians of our time. They love her we love her everybody loves her .. (unlike that awful Romano guy who had that god awful shitcom)

Frank vowed to go right to bed last night, but decided to tour Trader Vics instead. He had Mai Tais and woke up to "i had the time of my life" and fell back to sleep. (Amazingly he was on time anyway) Frank only took the swizzle sticks (Today Sitcks tomorrow condiments from Dunkin Donuts) ... he didn't have his bag. (No wonder people stole his IPod !!! Karma)

Land of the giants mentioned ... (zzzz we needed the rest)

Donna Deitch: Desert Hearts had the most saliva in the movie (she said it I didn't) Donna won the highest honor the 12th annual Outfest Achievement Award

A listener wrote in to tell the "Old Coot" the new band he likes it The Black Kids not The Colored Kids

The show ended with callers so we get to start the weekend on an up note!

Frank looks forward to becoming homophobic in his old age (we thought he was already there)

Enjoy the weekend all! And watch more PORN