JD's Color Commentary Corner - July 9, 2008, the inagurarauaelel (who can say that word anyways?) the first edition!

The good, the bad and the "bottom" line...and every thing in between. (*sorry about the word bottom)


So far, only 2 callers in to the show today... this doesn't bode well for things to come. Is everyone listening to the Sirius ABBA Channel 3?

Trucker Robert calls in with some repair woes.

another Trucker (????) called in... sorry... leave a comment if it was you!!!

Finally Paul From Mass calls in and laments "Family Guy" tv show... "Herbert" the pedophile seems to hit a little close to home... yeaop! There is something to it! -- now go stir your soup!

And now...

"The day the pets died"
(feel free to sing these to "The day, the music died")

The Frank show was on a rampage... someone call CSI!

Robin in California called in... poor poor Robin... her feathered companion has passed on to The Rainbow Bridge... and he'll be sadly missed after 23 years. Bravo to Robin for taking good care of her pal Rambo!

Trucker Sue from Baltimore,
her kitten got killed during the show... apparently... mysteriously death by ????

(??Glen's??) hair dresser's puppy died...

Rick in Texas... cat dropped out of lady's truck... and a mack truck ran over it.

Scott in New Hampshire
Friday Jesse Helms died during the Frank show!
Bravo indeed!

Phil in NJ his pet hippo died... (from what? drowning?)

Brian in Toledo
How did Frank kill all these pets... his satellite frequencies... we thought it was from his shreeks of glee at the release of the latest "Batman" movie

Stanton in Austin
"only the fresh shows" can kill pets... his repeats gave his sea monkeys seizures... (don't feel bad Stanton... seems to have the same effect on most regular listeners as well!)

Tim in buffalo
Why did the dog listen to the frank decaro show? Cuz it was dead! (missing the "symbol chime here... ha ha!)

BA in KS
The public service... Jerry Falwell died as did the pope died during the show! (Greg shed a tear) --we ask... which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Richard in Canada
neighbors cat had chipmunk in his mouth! (there are better things one could have in their mouth ya know!)

Lou in Fla
Not the humor that killed them... they killed themselves..

Jeremiah in PA
Pig fucker pig fucker pig fucker!
And "We" agree!

John in Seattle
is tired of the dead pets... wants to talk "Mainstream gay movies / indie gay movies"... oh no! Not more art and current topics!!! Someone call in and make an obscure refernace to a 50's tv show!

(oops! Missed his name) didn't bury the root for Doria... we're sure she was relieved

If any of the animals listening today... we could say they died from listening to....(from laughing them selves to death???)

The Jokes ... they finally came!
Today's jokes were based on the condition of gynecomastia (always a hilarious topic!!!)

Take cover... here they were in all their gory glory...

If you have Al Hirschfeldcoming out of your breasts... you have
Lynogamastia

If you have birds coming out of your breasts... you have
Mynocomastia

If you have Antonio Bandaras and ?coming out of your breasts... you have
Nineocomastia

If you have Salty tasting breasts you have ...
Brine-ocomastia?

Obscure bob fossy musical
too obscure (unlike the others?)... withdrawn... and we agree

And last (we hope) but certainly not least...
Doria Biddle sprouts from your breasts...
Whino-camastia


Yeaop! Category
"Before Frank" vs "After Frank"
Can't reach ass vs. can reach ass.

Nearly as funny as it reads...but not quite. Category
"Reverend Feltcher... Fletcher... whatever... " yikes!

Oh dear god... here comes the "poop" portion of the show... we all knew it would happen eventually... it was only a matter of time...

Obscure reference to Ethel Rosenberg, and slagging on our dear Meryl Streep all in the same breath... we think this warrants 2 demerits off Frank's gay card.


Bots

• "Jim-bot/ tub full of poop... eh.. not the best choice...

• "Wookie-bot"... close... Frank...like usual... forgets he's not on the tv... he's on the radio, trying to get us to imagine him re-creating his now infamous "bean bag chair" photo.

• "Bullshit-bot"... huh?

• "Crash symbols" for the end of jokes... SHARP and VERY on time! Who in NY is actually listening carefully enough to get those! (a difficult job to be sure!!) Hit the mark every time, 100% bulls eyes!

• "I'm right here" Kitty Karlisle bot... froooom where??? We think left field.

• "Family Guy / Stewie bots"... we always love hearing them... but it didn't seem to fit as well as usual.

• "Frank you're a fucking diva!" bot... yeaop! couldn't agree more!

Commercials
Let me help you help me help you help me help you... help me from this commercial!

They want us to tune to Sirius 114 Doctor Radio ... DURING The Frank Decaro Show? Oh the NERVE! Not after today's comedy gold!!! (pets however may want to consider doing this asap!!!)

"Video vault" commercial! BRILLIANT!
Gamefly.com... indeed! (extra points for those of us that actually know where those game sounds are from!!!)