Doria is well stocked with Vodka and Lysol
Frank got no sleep and Jim still didn't get laid! Po' po' Jim
The Mad Men DVDs are in Frank took 1 set others will be available to win.
The road woes of Trucker Robert continue
Frank shaved his chest and he can see sweat now. (We're assuming that he means see sweat roll into the folds as opposed to gathering in the fur like parched wool in a rain storm)
Celebrity news after the break and a plea for calls (He is out of material before the end of the first 30 minutes)
F&D are seeing the movie with "Ed" tonight .. Breakfast with Scott
Frank admits to absconding with Outfest passes the first year they covered them
Doria wore her 'hooligan' shirt today
Frank can't stop mentioning Target
Matt Damon has lost 'masturbation quality' for Frank ... Matt wept
You could hear the joy in Doria's voice as she said "drunk crowd"
OutQ sprang for a new "Hollywood Intro"
The Turtle Photo was mentioned see it here
Frank reads a story about Dane Cook not picking up after his dog ... we should offer a reward for a photo of Frank holding a bag of poop
All submissions to this blog considered
Doria-bot called for break
Papa Greg .. seed giver for our Mr Greg celebrates a birthday today!
Suzanne Westenhoefer to fill in for Doria ...
*End first hour*
*Hour Two* still waiting to laugh
Frank is thrilled with amputee porn but grossed out by holes in socks!
Tearoom: a movie Frank wants to see at Outfest
Doria got Collin a baby monitor for while she is away. Neighbors recruited to keep the pup safe and quiet
Frank has lost weight and maintained huge man boobage
Kimberly Yutani - Director of Programming for Outfest. Interviewed
Visit the Outfest web site for information and shows this year. Support the arts in our community
Frank threatens Doria with "spending lots and lots of time together"
Frank read some list that David Bowie was #20 on
Feltching was introduced to America on All in the Family according to Frank
Frank recreates his Turtle pose for Doria's commentary ... she admits that he has lost weight but the chins are still enormous
*End Hour Two* we giggled a little
( looks like this blog will hit 100 loads today! )
*Hour Three*
The "Tops intro" makes no sense as we all know that Frank is a power bottom
Frank reviewed the Beach Boys in the past and called them arthritic and he became the pariah of the town ...
Frank was on Queer Click at 4:30 this morning ... (not for show prep we're guessing)
Skidmark comment by Doria (referring to Female Trouble by John Waters) would make a great bot! She asks Frank if he gets skidmarks his reply "I only wear dark brown underwear. I don't know"
Before F&D had listeners Frank was waiting for the movie Troy to open. He spilled a vat of diet coke all over himself at the movie
Just because Frank spotted Witchiepoo at Target once he believes he'll see her there again
Frank finally saw "the Family Guy" and had already seen those episodes ... (our favorite character is Herbert the Pervert) ... He claims not to have enough time .... see above post about Queer Click
We find that the show may be hazardous to animals The Humane Society will investigate
Doria asks that listeners shield their pets from listening but encourages children.
"Pig Fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker" is still a hit with Frank and listeners alike
The Frank Decaro Show, Lethal to pets and old people is the new slogan
Frank Sr was mentioned without as much disdain today
Oh Christ another list!
To finish out the show Frank yammers on about the Dark Knight and his need to see it
*Another Show Ends* The dead animal count begins
17 comments:
I suggest we collect socks with holes from listeners and then deliver them to FRankin a huge box labeled "Rare Batman Action Figures" - my evil plot for the day!
Eric you are genius! Evil and witty ... why are you still single we want to know!!
=)
Please tell Doria to Lysol that chair!
d&c Doria Lysol's every inch of the studio before during and after Frank
What... David Lee Roth has a penis allergy?
Paul, you make it more interesting;)
OMFG... the FDS is the Angel of Death.
LOL d&c
Thanx
... someone needs to check on Herman.
Frank, if you're reading this -- Herman is on the roof...
d&c who are you?
We love you
David % Charles in Atlanta (SSQ Southern Suburban Queens)
Hey guys! (d&c) welcome email me
pte925@gmail.com
You're on our email list now. Will send one soon.
YAY! It's over!
I have a concept for the start of a mystery series that Frank can star in.
Frank DeCaro in:
"The Mystery of Pig Fucker Island"
With Doria Biddle as Inspector Hortense Wallingford and Tori in DC as the strange and mysterious Lady of the Castle.
I like it!
"The Mystery of Pig Fucker Island"
Death at a Lū‘au where the suckling pig wasn't the only thing spit roasted!
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