Wednesday, July 9, 2008

July 9

Frank was on time!!! His first day in LA
Doria is well stocked with Vodka and Lysol

Frank got no sleep and Jim still didn't get laid! Po' po' Jim

The Mad Men DVDs are in Frank took 1 set others will be available to win.

The road woes of Trucker Robert continue

Frank shaved his chest and he can see sweat now. (We're assuming that he means see sweat roll into the folds as opposed to gathering in the fur like parched wool in a rain storm)

Celebrity news after the break and a plea for calls (He is out of material before the end of the first 30 minutes)

F&D are seeing the movie with "Ed" tonight .. Breakfast with Scott


Frank admits to absconding with Outfest passes the first year they covered them

Doria wore her 'hooligan' shirt today

Frank can't stop mentioning Target

Matt Damon has lost 'masturbation quality' for Frank ... Matt wept

You could hear the joy in Doria's voice as she said "drunk crowd"

OutQ sprang for a new "Hollywood Intro"

The Turtle Photo was mentioned see it here

Frank reads a story about Dane Cook not picking up after his dog ... we should offer a reward for a photo of Frank holding a bag of poop

All submissions to this blog considered

Doria-bot called for break

Papa Greg .. seed giver for our Mr Greg celebrates a birthday today!

Suzanne Westenhoefer to fill in for Doria ... date to be announced July 22

*End first hour*

*Hour Two* still waiting to laugh

Frank is thrilled with amputee porn but grossed out by holes in socks!

Tearoom: a movie Frank wants to see at Outfest

Doria got Collin a baby monitor for while she is away. Neighbors recruited to keep the pup safe and quiet

Frank has lost weight and maintained huge man boobage

Kimberly Yutani - Director of Programming for Outfest. Interviewed

Visit the Outfest web site for information and shows this year. Support the arts in our community

Frank threatens Doria with "spending lots and lots of time together"

Frank read some list that David Bowie was #20 on

Feltching was introduced to America on All in the Family according to Frank

Frank recreates his Turtle pose for Doria's commentary ... she admits that he has lost weight but the chins are still enormous

*End Hour Two* we giggled a little

( looks like this blog will hit 100 loads today! )

*Hour Three*
The "Tops intro" makes no sense as we all know that Frank is a power bottom

Frank reviewed the Beach Boys in the past and called them arthritic and he became the pariah of the town ...

Frank was on Queer Click at 4:30 this morning ... (not for show prep we're guessing)

Skidmark comment by Doria (referring to Female Trouble by John Waters) would make a great bot! She asks Frank if he gets skidmarks his reply "I only wear dark brown underwear. I don't know"

Before F&D had listeners Frank was waiting for the movie Troy to open. He spilled a vat of diet coke all over himself at the movie

Just because Frank spotted Witchiepoo at Target once he believes he'll see her there again

Frank finally saw "the Family Guy" and had already seen those episodes ... (our favorite character is Herbert the Pervert) ... He claims not to have enough time .... see above post about Queer Click

We find that the show may be hazardous to animals The Humane Society will investigate
Doria asks that listeners shield their pets from listening but encourages children.

"Pig Fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker" is still a hit with Frank and listeners alike

The Frank Decaro Show, Lethal to pets and old people is the new slogan

Frank Sr was mentioned without as much disdain today

Oh Christ another list!

To finish out the show Frank yammers on about the Dark Knight and his need to see it

*Another Show Ends* The dead animal count begins

17 comments:

Eric_in_SF said...

I suggest we collect socks with holes from listeners and then deliver them to FRankin a huge box labeled "Rare Batman Action Figures" - my evil plot for the day!

Paul in MA said...

Eric you are genius! Evil and witty ... why are you still single we want to know!!

=)

D&C said...

Please tell Doria to Lysol that chair!

Paul in MA said...

d&c Doria Lysol's every inch of the studio before during and after Frank

D&C said...

What... David Lee Roth has a penis allergy?

D&C said...

Paul, you make it more interesting;)

D&C said...

OMFG... the FDS is the Angel of Death.

Paul in MA said...

LOL d&c

Thanx

D&C said...

... someone needs to check on Herman.

D&C said...

Frank, if you're reading this -- Herman is on the roof...

Paul in MA said...

d&c who are you?

We love you

D&C said...

David % Charles in Atlanta (SSQ Southern Suburban Queens)

Paul in MA said...

Hey guys! (d&c) welcome email me

pte925@gmail.com

D&C said...

You're on our email list now. Will send one soon.

D&C said...

YAY! It's over!

Anonymous said...

I have a concept for the start of a mystery series that Frank can star in.

Frank DeCaro in:

"The Mystery of Pig Fucker Island"

With Doria Biddle as Inspector Hortense Wallingford and Tori in DC as the strange and mysterious Lady of the Castle.

Paul in MA said...

I like it!


"The Mystery of Pig Fucker Island"

Death at a Lū‘au where the suckling pig wasn't the only thing spit roasted!