JD's Color Commentary Corner July 11, 2008

The ups, the downs, and 69's of the day's show.

The Callers - (aka "The creamy filling" of the show)

Trucker Neil - Every time he hears Frank on Sirius, he's entertained... (are we talking about the same Frank Decaro?)... Yesterday Frank was on"Faction"... where gay hells angel bikers that listen to ABBA were discussed... we want to meet these guys! ... Frank thinks the "louder the bike, the smaller the penis" ...indeed... the sound of ones muffler is directly disproportional to the size of one's engine!

Trucker Robert from CA or CO... White water Rafting report... not bad... the beginner rapids... Frank wanted to do his "Norbert" impersonation "IM SLIDIN!" in the white water rafting ... Robert thought it might be like Disney... but with hot 20 something guys... Doria did not approve of the non-sequitur...quitter.

Jared ... Frank was crude and obnoxious on Faction (eh... what else is new???) ... but still his same old lovable self... (but at least was he funnier than when he's on his own show? )Isn't the "Greatest hits" the same as the sound track to Mamma Mia?

Jason... how do you hide a 10" in a transexual??? (We would just love to meet ANYONE with 10"!) (apparently he also thought the ABBA movie was "too gay"...looks like Greg's "prank -o- meter" is still calibrated perfectly!)

Mike in PA ... saw Dennis Hensley's movie... who has "Cinamax on Demand"? Mike does! He thought the story was short and sweet, and the actors were cute with hot asses!!... always the best part of any good gay movie!

Dave in PA... calling to say Frank is hilarious and loves him...but never listened to his show before... sounds about right... wanted to say "hi"... Frank reassures him that "gay" is not contagious...

Steve in Key West... how are you all? Loves the sound of Out Fest, wishes he could be there... wants Frank to come to key west "bone island bare it all"... frank enquires how much "boning" is going on... Steve tells of a "deck your balls" contest... Frank is elated! (we think this was the best segment of the show so far today!)

Lisa in Mass... did Frank used to be on the gossip show on E! Or was that The Daily Show? Lisa is confused by all of Franks multitude of television appearances.

Rich in Orlando... thinks Frank should be on "Ugly Betty"... frank thinks more "fatty Frank or Betty" (or some such clever title)... (we haven't seen this show yet... does anyone else know what Rich is talking about?)

Paul in Mass.... get some rest this weekend... gets his critiques / digs in while he can! (Doria plugs our web site... and we are flattered!)

Jeremiah... don't wear the c-pap machine durring the show... Frank admits he needs his filter on his brain... always!!!

CR... Frank had his foot in his mouth so many times he has athletes tongue ... click... dial tone...but... got the point across!



The Bots

• "aaahhh"... always appreciated! One never quite knows what Frank is leading up to!

• "Break" bot... On time as always !

• "Slurp bot"... Of of Frank's two favorite sounds!

• "Splat bot"... like a fine wine... needs to be used in it's time... and that was it!

• "Vagina"... making us all giggle a little!

• "Rim shot" on "dog a pult"... in reference to a "catapult"... hmmm... we thought "step away from the pun, and no one gets hurt!"

• Fart bot with the Monkey bot ... couldn't think of a better sound to epitomize The Frank Show!

The Jokes (if/when they come)

GLBTQ...Doria corrects Frank ... there is no "Q" in this years "gay-alphabet"...at Out Fest

Frank explains the "Q"... questioning... "Why am I here?"... "Why is he still fat if he's lost weight"
(this made us "LOL!")

"When I'm not listening to the new colored kids cd..." (movie review)... Richard Coalos movie critic. (milking his recent "fopah" on "The Black kids" musical group)

Movie reviews in all Frank's wonderfully fine tuned accents. <-- we actually thought these were quite clever and are worth catching on the repeats!)


The Commercials... what makes the world goes 'round!

Credit card debt elimination... Frank wants to know... do they help with "Target" credit cards?

Dr. Radio... we think that's a funny name for a doctor!