Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)
Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'
Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)
Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)
Sly Stallone will star as
Calls
do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")
Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his
Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures
Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section
Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"
*news*
(Wow that was fast)
Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered
Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro
Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle
Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"
"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man
Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall
Gossip with Lisa next!
Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL
Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian
"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle
(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )
Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"
Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine
List read .. movie reviews
They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews
Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle
Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special
Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!
804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)
"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)
Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)
Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it
CR has like
Break Bot
CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com
Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com
Pineapple Princess to close out the show
Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password
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7 comments:
We love Doria's child "abuse" rants.
It should be called Rambo-The Rise and Fall of the Third Dyke
its just like the PC people cleaning up cartoons like Tom and Jerry--they are getting bad with it.Dont want to offend anybody.
That's true... I think they digitized some dildoes where the guns were when the FBI agents were chasing those young boys in "ET".
...but I may be wrong.
What? Doria likes women who wear Depends?
Good job on the new website...:)
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