Wednesday, July 30, 2008

WTF!?

I thought the fat man and surly lesbian were back today!

Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...

Ok they showed up at noon!

Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank

Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)


Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)

Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ...
Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)

do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)

Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt

(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")

*News*

hour 3 still live

The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour

Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)

"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video

Frank's new crush Shane West

Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)

chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)

(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)

Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)

Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments

For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!

ciao

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frank and Greg are attending a company meeting in NY. We'll be live for the second and third hour of the show.

D&C said...

Must be about the Sirius & XM merger.

D&C said...

...oh Frank, you're such a girl.

D&C said...

Another reason Paul needs to be THE guest cohost... he can be Doria and keep FDeC in check.

D&C said...

FDeC is usually naked & ecstatic before cheeses.

Unknown said...

Jesus doesnt discriminate-just the people that supposedly act in Jesus's name discriminate--more biblical fairytales

Paul in MA said...

LOL you're all fuckin nutz

love ya

Unknown said...

Poor Colin-slinging mud on the plane-must have thought a presidentail candidate was on board.

D&C said...

Paul does't do tools -- poor FDeC, no chance of getting any from Paul. Paul -- PLEASE NO FeDeC nude photos!

D&C said...

YAY! NotFrankDeCaro.com debuts on August the 1st! Thanks Paul! We need nude photos of Mr. Greg! Don't wince, Greg.

Unknown said...

Paul does pink flesh colored tools

Unknown said...

exploding Dachshunds may give terrorists ideas.

Paul in MA said...

we'll start a write in campaign for Mr Greg Cheesecake

D&C said...

...arch your back and wet your lips!

Unknown said...

and some dulce le leche cheesecake photos of Sean Davenport

Unknown said...

now if Doria's relative was a cunnilingual mongoloid alcoholic WASP...........

Anonymous said...

lose the pink -- it's worse to try to read than frank trying to make rhymes funny...

duane said...

I missed the show...:(

Oh well. I'll listen tomorrow...:)