Thursday, July 31, 2008

JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 31, 2008

The Callers

Robin from (missed location)... doesn't want so many "best of's"... hmmm... good luck with that! And by the way... why not a "Pine apple princess" rendition?

Jay in PA... wants Frank's job... CLICK!

Mike in FL... is going to play Julie the Cruise director for Frank's trip to Fla.

Bill in San Antonio ... got depressed cuz of too many Best Of's... po' po' Bill...alas... we're doomed not only to repeat history, but hear it as well!

Lisa ...missed location... wants Keith ... cuz Keith doesn't have a life really... Doria explains technical s

Mike in Mass .... Mark Lund Could co-host.. skating with celebrities...

Shirly from Huston ... if Robin is so worked up, why doesn't she offer to co-host!?!?

Bob... what is Frank going to do in S. Fla... Frank is going to put out... he hopes... Bob wants him to get liquored up.

Chuck in Gurnville... saw another Frank "Decarro" sighting... he was so svelt! Eh.... must have been for a 70's fund raiser!

Trucker Sharon... what did Doria REALLY do on vacation??? Nothin but Amish! (Lesbian speak always confuses Frank!)


Jarrod in LA... talking about Rudda Lee... lives in Palm Springs... doing dinner theater or some such thing.

Joe from Arkansas... Burt Convey and Bobby Van... Rip Taylor ... but his question is how people won money on some game show?!?!

Brian in Pitts ... heads are going to roll... (you had to be there!)

Matt in Philli... there is a better way to get head on a long bus ride! (rim shot!)

Joe in AZ... Frank would scare the small towners in PA! How is that different than the people in Sub-urban America?

Brian in Toledo... suggesting who should be in the new rocky horror... Zack Effron as Brad... Marlyn Manson Dr. Frank... Bill Mosely could be Riff Raff... Frank said Doria would make a good Magenta! (we kinda agree tee-hee!)

Steve in....How is Frank doing on his diet? Doing ok... needs to be more strict still.






The Bots
  • The Rosie bot and Carol made their cameos! (oh, we love them so!)
  • I'm getting booored! Oh god! The bots are better and more interesting than most of the callers of late.
  • Haikutuuu! Does anyone get the point?
  • Zzzzzzzz!! Getting the hint yet?
PERFECT!!! We're glad it wasn't just us clawing our eyes out!



The Jokes
Kate Winslet and Doria look like Laurel and Hardy

Frank wants a "Be-zee, Banks and Biddle show"

"A bald eagle vs. a bald guy at The Eagle"... kinda made us chuckle a bit!

Frank wants to play catch with his dead father... Doria said "here he is! catch!"


The Commercials

Giving Frank a chance to pee!


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