Monday Musings

Frank & Doria are off today and tomorrow so 'best of's" are going to play in the time slot.

The Birthdays that will be missed today are:
Alexis Arquette 39 (Famous Tranny, bad Actress)
Sally Struthers 60 (and still battling Aretha for 'heavy weight' title)
Rick Write 63 (Pink Floyd keyboardest)
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 79 but dead
Beatrix Potter 142 dead writer

Here's a product that we feel Frank should spokesperson for:

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A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

DAVID DUCHOVNY embarrassed his six-year-old son KYD on late-night television in America on Thursday (25Jul08) by recalling a bee-sting incident.
The actor was promoting the new X-Files film on The Late Show with David Letterman when he recalled his son's painful sunbathing injury.
Kyd, he explained, was sunbathing nude two summers ago when he was stung on the penis by a bee.
Duchovny said, "We were by the pool. He was naked. I saw the bee land on his penis. I watched his hand go up. He whacked it and then started screaming."
The X-Files star admits his first aid skills left a lot to be desired: "I put a diaper on him and gave him a soda."
But the injury had an odd side-effect, which Kyd made the most of.
Duchovny adds, "It was swollen and he wouldn't stop going on about it. He went up to women and was telling them, `Look how big my penis is!'" (We want to know why David watched a bee land on his son's penis ... it's juts a bit strange ya think???)

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