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Monday, August 25, 2008
Maudlin Monday
Frank was on time! No winners in the 'Frank's Late' pool
Doria attended 2 weddings this weekend ... (Lesbians are going to fuel the economy with nasty divorces ... mark my words)
Frank sent the "2008 Home Gong Show video of MeatAss" it's now posted on the Silly Shit blog @ NFD
Frank's disappointed they don't have "Down Deep Inside" in the system ... he "loves a good fisting song"
Karen Carpenter is still dead
Caller Chris enjoyed "Affinity" this weekend ... there's a twist
Birthdays
Doria has no internet today so she can't see 'MeatAss'
Celebrity news and gossip ... That fuckin' Cyrus girl again!? who cares??? ... Miley is having her birthday party early at Disneyland during 'Gay Days' ... (Run her down you silly Queens) ... "Wouldn't it be good if they had the 'Black Party' in Cinderella's castle while Miley's there! Theme it with all the Disney Villians" Frank DeCaro "Seven dwarfs naked in shackles! Snow White's revenge"
Still talking Disney
CR Called about Frank's long gone porn star days
Terri Hatcher's uncle died ... "He'd been serving a 14 year sentence for molestation" ... "He won't be making Miley's birthday party" Frank DeCaro
Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is "offensive to Asians and over the top racist" ... (some paper reports)
Break
Mad Men chat
*News*
Hour 2 ... (It'll either get better or worse)
Mad Men chat continues ... (You have to see the Season 1 dvds before trying to get into Season 2) ... It's a subtle show with many layers, like an onion
(I really am trying to find Lesbian Porn for the ladies who've joined NFD Pervs ... but damn it's a 'tough nut to crack' ... if you have any suggestions of where we can find some email us)
Dennis Dermody Cimemaniac Report ... see his articles at PaperMag.com ... Long segment today lots of fun stuff
Derek Hartley held a pool party this weekend and Frank's friend was so self-conscious he wouldn't take his shirt off or even sit down ... (Twinks are troublesome) ... Scale tales of Twinks weighing themselves ... (My that Derek knows how to throw a party)
*News*
Frank gets Sushi in an hour ... chat about the weekend and food eaten ... "Heirloom tomatoes off the vine. Pasta with fresh tomato and vegetables from the garden" ... "We had to go to Target ... I was so full from lunch but I really want a Hot Fudge Sundae" Frank DeCaro ...
Callers encourage Frank's fat behavior ... Breanne got hung up on ... Frank's man-boobs soak sweat through his shirts ... and for this he takes pride ... Frank is frisky but it won't last long enough for Jim to enjoy it
Fall Movie Previews "I like a dopey popcorn movie" Frank DeCaro ... Nick Cage ... whom we don't like ... has a new movie "Bangkok Dangerous" ... Tyler Perry's "The Family that Preys" ... "The Women" ... "Righteous" with Pacino & Deniro ... and other shit coming to a theater near you
Doria attended 2 weddings this weekend ... (Lesbians are going to fuel the economy with nasty divorces ... mark my words)
Frank sent the "2008 Home Gong Show video of MeatAss" it's now posted on the Silly Shit blog @ NFD
Frank's disappointed they don't have "Down Deep Inside" in the system ... he "loves a good fisting song"
Karen Carpenter is still dead
Caller Chris enjoyed "Affinity" this weekend ... there's a twist
Birthdays
Doria has no internet today so she can't see 'MeatAss'
Celebrity news and gossip ... That fuckin' Cyrus girl again!? who cares??? ... Miley is having her birthday party early at Disneyland during 'Gay Days' ... (Run her down you silly Queens) ... "Wouldn't it be good if they had the 'Black Party' in Cinderella's castle while Miley's there! Theme it with all the Disney Villians" Frank DeCaro "Seven dwarfs naked in shackles! Snow White's revenge"
Still talking Disney
CR Called about Frank's long gone porn star days
Terri Hatcher's uncle died ... "He'd been serving a 14 year sentence for molestation" ... "He won't be making Miley's birthday party" Frank DeCaro
Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is "offensive to Asians and over the top racist" ... (some paper reports)
Break
Mad Men chat
*News*
Hour 2 ... (It'll either get better or worse)
Mad Men chat continues ... (You have to see the Season 1 dvds before trying to get into Season 2) ... It's a subtle show with many layers, like an onion
(I really am trying to find Lesbian Porn for the ladies who've joined NFD Pervs ... but damn it's a 'tough nut to crack' ... if you have any suggestions of where we can find some email us)
Dennis Dermody Cimemaniac Report ... see his articles at PaperMag.com ... Long segment today lots of fun stuff
Derek Hartley held a pool party this weekend and Frank's friend was so self-conscious he wouldn't take his shirt off or even sit down ... (Twinks are troublesome) ... Scale tales of Twinks weighing themselves ... (My that Derek knows how to throw a party)
*News*
Frank gets Sushi in an hour ... chat about the weekend and food eaten ... "Heirloom tomatoes off the vine. Pasta with fresh tomato and vegetables from the garden" ... "We had to go to Target ... I was so full from lunch but I really want a Hot Fudge Sundae" Frank DeCaro ...
Callers encourage Frank's fat behavior ... Breanne got hung up on ... Frank's man-boobs soak sweat through his shirts ... and for this he takes pride ... Frank is frisky but it won't last long enough for Jim to enjoy it
Fall Movie Previews "I like a dopey popcorn movie" Frank DeCaro ... Nick Cage ... whom we don't like ... has a new movie "Bangkok Dangerous" ... Tyler Perry's "The Family that Preys" ... "The Women" ... "Righteous" with Pacino & Deniro ... and other shit coming to a theater near you
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Friday, August 22, 2008
Flip-Flop Friday
Will it be Fabulous or Faulty?
"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"
Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.
Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)
chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly
Birthdays
Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)
Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news
photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"
Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)
CR calls and gets hung up on
Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)
*News*
Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!
YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!
Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)
Frank's ultimate office
The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome
More Celeb gossip
Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????
*News*
Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)
Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...
Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please
Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)
"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle
Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment
Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)
Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")
Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises
Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"
Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)
Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend
have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!
"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"
Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.
Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)
chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly
Birthdays
Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)
Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news
photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)
CR calls and gets hung up on
Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)
*News*
Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!
YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!
Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)
Frank's ultimate office
The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome
More Celeb gossip
Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????
*News*
Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)
Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...
Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please
Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)
"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle
Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment
Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)
Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")
Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises
Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"
Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)
Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend
have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!
Labels:
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Pre-Repeat Thursday
Pottering in the morning on Thursdays. If you miss any of the show they repeat every night after Diana Cage and again on Saturday.
On the Thursday's I make it back before the end of the show I may type something.
If you need to surf check out our porn or grab yourself .... sorry about 'grab yourself' ... a great shirt from our Goodies Shop
Here's a giggle for you.
We sent emails asking people "Who is Frank DeCaro?"
Suzanne Westenhoeffer replied: "Frank Decaro is the man who wishes he was Suzanne Westenhoefer." =) Thanks Suzanne
Oh fucking sure! The morning I take off some asshole calls in and talks about 'bad language' .. I hadn't even called yet! How bad could the language have been?! I ask you ... he's got to be one of those 'quiet lays' that whimpers a little while blowing a rancid load, then cries.
Herman had his check up yesterday at the Vet and got a clean bill of health! ... (great dog who also finds Frank's humor Dated!)
*News*
Kenny K our FGB is up this hour, with his broadway report
Elton's Recipe on FrankDeCaro.com ... (visit often we do) ... Keep Frank from suicide by buffet Sign his Guest Book today!
Political chatter .. because Frank was lost when Lady Bunny talked politics yesterday .. Callers voice their opinions ... Frank urges everyone to write in Angela Landsbury .. Mr Greg calls for Frank as the write in ... (we'd never go to war he'd be late for the meeting) ... Politics and history! That fucking 'clean talk' Nazi scrotum licker must be happy now
Lady Bunny's new song is not a hit as the 'presidential' theme for FDC
Friend f Doria T-Shirts now on sale at the NFD Goodies Shop 
TV News ... 'hot lesbian zombies' got Mr Greg worked up ... he almost "quacked the maypo out of his phone pole"
Kenny Kleiber FGB's (fuckable ginger boy) segment
Promise of more fun in the next hour ... (we've heard that before)
*News*
Frank describes his culinary art of making Garlic Toast ... (see how much fun he delivers) ... Doria's neighbor complaints ... (Surly we told you) Although it is a phone sex talking fortune teller so Doria may have a point ... Frank talks about what he's seeing on CNN ... (riveting radio)
Robert Michael Morris interviewed about his new book "An American Scrapbook" ... chatted about his work on "The Comeback", "Will & Grace", "How I Met Your Mother" and other shows
Celebrity gossip ... Everybody loved John Travolta in "Grease" ... Mr Greg was in his HS version of "Grease" ... (Mr Greg makes for a better Italian we think) ... Ricky Martin is the 'father' of twin boys ... (Another gay breeding for accessories) ...
Breaking news! ... This Ain't the Munsters .. Hustler Video has come out with Munster Porn!
Have fun Dolls and be Naughty!
Labels:
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Ken Kleiber,
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Whack Off Wednesday
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Titty Twisting Tuesday
It may be fun but can often hurt ...
Jumbo is on time today ... Frank wanted to pick something up this morning for a 'give away' and Doria had told him "Like you'll be there early!" ... so he had a challenge that he met and still didn't get the shit he rushed in for
Frank wanted to write the 'hard hitting' book of James Cocoa's drug abuse as told by Doris Roberts ... it never happened ... (Sur-fuckin-prise)
Frank comes to the epiphany that he's wierd! ... (the world rejoyces) ... "It's going to be a cute show" F DeCaro making hollow promises once again
Po' po Trucker Robert missed out on the Frank's Late pool today!
Birthdays
Sara Waters Interview from London ... Speaking of reading Doria loves "Russian Historical Novels" ... (EDIT: "I do not like "Russian Historical Novels". "Historical novel" implies a contemporary novel set in history. I tend to hate those, although Sarah Waters does them quite well.
I love 19th century Russian and English literature. Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, Lermentov, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev, Hardy, Austen, Eliot, etc" Doria) But we have it on good account that 18c English Literature was studied by her ... Geek Girls sign her guest book and woo her!
Desperate Housewives Article on Must Hear TV blog ... go take a read and leave Sexy Jim a comment
"Tipping the velvet is a victorian term for cunalingus" Doria Biddle ... (see 18c Lit studies above)
Card counting chat ... Trucker Sharon called in with 'Frank Tipping' suggestions, "Drop a cupcake on the ground then kick him over when he bends down to get it"
"Julia Child killed Nazis while they munched her muff" F DeCaro ... (edited for humor by Paul)
11:51 Frank ran out of show and started rehashing yesterday's page six story ... Aaron Ekhart is the plausable 'homo-rapist' Frank reports
Send 'get well wishes' to Annie Lennox ... she had back surgery
*News*
Frank came back out of breath from 'running' to get a give away dvd... (he says)
The copies of Affinity are in and will be given away today in this hour and the next
Michael Billy dropped off the dvds and stayed for a chat about Michael Phelps ... (MB was a great intern) .. played a 'sing song' game
Pet Penthouse with Stephanie Shane from the Humane Society of the US vivit them at hsus.org
Affinity dvd Give Away this hour .... 866-305-6887 .. 19th caller David from Tampa won
Frank bitching ... Aqua Fresh changed their wording!! Eukanuba changed their labels! And he can't find the right bag while talking on a cell phone in the store ... (his life is so hard) ... Frank is rambling because he has to pee ...
Call to Action .. Call 866-305-6887 in the next hour and tell Frank how stupid this shit is to get all riled up over!
Callers do their best to make Frank pee his pants ... (We'll make our own funny damn it)
Frank runs to pee
*News*
Frank 'drained the caterpillar' and "tapped it dry" ...
Celbrity news ... Daniel Radcliff has some brain disease that I can't even begin to spell ... "I'd like to untie Daniel's shoes with my teeth after he's peed on them" Frank DeCaro
Ben Lerman up ... Ben brought Frank a Nun's Habit to wear for the interview ... (and he was worried about Maddonna's thong!) ... Ben's songs are a stitch! check out his videos on his site
Call for the give away 26th caller ... Joe from Scranton won
Chit chat about Alex Rose
Calls from Duane in MO and Andrea in 'Dem-o-ine'
Caller suggests having many cum all over an Axel Rose pic and then sending it to him
Bye Dolls and be Naughty
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Monday, August 18, 2008
Ciao Kalli Monday
Kalli's last day as intern
Doria completed a 3 day juice fast ... (didn't do too much seeing that she's still single) ... pomegranate and cranberry juice was her favorite ... Doria found she is a good candidate for eating disorders ... (wonder if she feels 'closer' to Karen Carpenter)
Mama Greg sent lunch today ... Frank is thrilled ... (It'll be a WW be damned day)
Trucker Robert football report ... Frank hung up on him
Birthdays
Varla Jean Merman on the phone ... Celebrating 10 years in P-Town (watch porn, in our new improved adult area,while you listen at NFD) .. you can see Varla on "Project Runway" this Wednesday night ... visit her site for show dates and info ... Varla mentioned that tight bathing suits tend to 'ride up' ... (Frank knows riding up, he can't wear a moo moo without it riding up)
Calls ... well wishes for Jim & Frank's anniversary ... Listeners Albert & David are getting married tomorrow in LA ... (Doria wasn't invited)
Chit chat about Ellen's wedding ... (11:41 Frank has run out of show and is relying on the 'bots' to fill time) ... Page Six story chatted about 'violent closeted homosexual heartthrob snuck into exes apartment and raped him" ... (guesses abound) ...
"I screamed like a girl, when he won" Frank talking about Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal
*News*
Frank fucked up the news ... touching things he shouldn't
Barbra from Allentown called ... (damn she's too happy)
12th anniversary chat
Dennis Dermody up with the weekly DVD report .. you can read his weekly articles at papermag.com
Fast fun hour closes out with Marco Ferreri movies talk ... "bye bye monkey" ... Fat food chatter about Fudrucker's for 'turkey' burgers and all you can eat french fries ... "Friday was fat, fat, fat too" Frank DeCaro
Frank may grow a beard for Columbus Day
*News*
Kalli chat starts the last hour ... she learned how to get drinks and organize Frank's desk
Friday night Jim & Frank went to a cookout ... 6th floor walk up and Frank didn't bitch about the walk ... the rain didn't deter them they cooked on a George Foreman Grill ... Frank ate 7 'tiny' cupcakes ... (7=14 in cupcake math) ... Then they went to a party for Alec Mappa and spent time with Ben Rimaloa "Rim-me-lower" ... Wigs 'n' Water Pistols chat ... John's pizza on 43rd for pizza in NYC & Crumbs for cupcakes ..
chicken shit crank caller "cockmeat sandwich and a but but in the butt" ... 'what, what in the butt' is the correct term ... (we're so glad he called back to str8ten us out) ... it is a South Park thing
Allain Rochel's "Sissystrata" interview ... it opens Friday in LA .. Sissystrata blog
Banana Splits return to Cartoon Network
Mad Men chat
A call from "Carol Channing" .. and a new listener
"The show wasn't half as retarded as usual today" Frank DeCaro
Enjoy Dolls & Be Naughty
Doria completed a 3 day juice fast ... (didn't do too much seeing that she's still single) ... pomegranate and cranberry juice was her favorite ... Doria found she is a good candidate for eating disorders ... (wonder if she feels 'closer' to Karen Carpenter)
Mama Greg sent lunch today ... Frank is thrilled ... (It'll be a WW be damned day)
Trucker Robert football report ... Frank hung up on him
Birthdays
Varla Jean Merman on the phone ... Celebrating 10 years in P-Town (watch porn, in our new improved adult area,while you listen at NFD) .. you can see Varla on "Project Runway" this Wednesday night ... visit her site for show dates and info ... Varla mentioned that tight bathing suits tend to 'ride up' ... (Frank knows riding up, he can't wear a moo moo without it riding up)
Calls ... well wishes for Jim & Frank's anniversary ... Listeners Albert & David are getting married tomorrow in LA ... (Doria wasn't invited)
Chit chat about Ellen's wedding ... (11:41 Frank has run out of show and is relying on the 'bots' to fill time) ... Page Six story chatted about 'violent closeted homosexual heartthrob snuck into exes apartment and raped him" ... (guesses abound) ...
"I screamed like a girl, when he won" Frank talking about Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal
*News*
Frank fucked up the news ... touching things he shouldn't
Barbra from Allentown called ... (damn she's too happy)
12th anniversary chat
Dennis Dermody up with the weekly DVD report .. you can read his weekly articles at papermag.com
Fast fun hour closes out with Marco Ferreri movies talk ... "bye bye monkey" ... Fat food chatter about Fudrucker's for 'turkey' burgers and all you can eat french fries ... "Friday was fat, fat, fat too" Frank DeCaro
Frank may grow a beard for Columbus Day
*News*
Kalli chat starts the last hour ... she learned how to get drinks and organize Frank's desk
Friday night Jim & Frank went to a cookout ... 6th floor walk up and Frank didn't bitch about the walk ... the rain didn't deter them they cooked on a George Foreman Grill ... Frank ate 7 'tiny' cupcakes ... (7=14 in cupcake math) ... Then they went to a party for Alec Mappa and spent time with Ben Rimaloa "Rim-me-lower" ... Wigs 'n' Water Pistols chat ... John's pizza on 43rd for pizza in NYC & Crumbs for cupcakes ..
chicken shit crank caller "cockmeat sandwich and a but but in the butt" ... 'what, what in the butt' is the correct term ... (we're so glad he called back to str8ten us out) ... it is a South Park thing
Allain Rochel's "Sissystrata" interview ... it opens Friday in LA .. Sissystrata blog
Banana Splits return to Cartoon Network
Mad Men chat
A call from "Carol Channing" .. and a new listener
"The show wasn't half as retarded as usual today" Frank DeCaro
Enjoy Dolls & Be Naughty
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Friday, August 15, 2008
Pig Fucker Friday
The end of the week my pretty & pervies! ... Let's give Frank loads .... of calls that is
Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit
Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)
Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun
Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...
(videos are back and new porn is listed at the nfdnaughty.ning.com)
Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)
Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle
Birthdays
Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him
Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)
break
Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...
Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)
Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro
*News*
Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!
Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table
Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)
A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike
Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"
Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night
Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)
3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)
Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen
Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'
*News*
Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...
Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!
"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro
Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes
More anniversary anxiety
Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest
Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter
Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating
Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)
Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!
Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit
Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)
Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun
Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...
(videos are back and new porn is listed at the nfdnaughty.ning.com)
Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)
Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle
Birthdays
Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him
Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)
break
Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...
Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)
Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro
*News*
Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!
Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table
Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)
A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike
Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"
Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night
Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)
3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)
Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen
Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'
*News*
Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...
Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!
"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro
Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes
More anniversary anxiety
Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest
Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter
Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating
Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)
Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
WB Greg Thursday
Mr Greg is back! ... that's all we need for a great Thursday show
Chit chat about Vegas and Internet porn *stars*
Birthdays
Ernest Borgnine news .. he likes water sports! ... he visited whore houses for a little as $2 in his navy days
Technical difficulties ... be back as soon as I can
(ok back having trouble with the new adult area of the site so the nfdnaughty.ning is not playing videos for now .. we'll get it fixed though no fears you can still use the 'old' porn pages)
"Sordid Lives" chat .. best show on Logo by far
Wa-hooo a crank call
Soap Opera chat with Michael Fairman
Michael Phelp's dog in an ad is named Herman .. Frank is giddy .. caller mentions Phelp's shoe size and lack of body hair
Frank can't get off ... sorry about 'get off' ... the stump porn on NFD
(Sorry about the shoddy blogging ... this shit is actually taking thinking which can be difficult for me)
*news*
Tomorrow is Kalli's last day .. Frank yammers about Frank stuff ...
beaslyuncut caller suggested smut
French Canadian diver bulges
Mr Greg was pooping and the 'unscreened caller' had their radio turned up so Frank hung up on them ... (Bad, bad caller)
(Ok the blogging sucked today but you can hear the show again tonight after Diana or on Saturday)
Kalli brought the show back without music or any intro at all .. (very upsetting)
Celebrity news ... Penelope Cruz chatter ... (didn't she used to cram things up Tom's ass) ... Clowns Yes or No 866-305-6887 .. Doria frequented a clown themed strip club ... (we're guessing not for the buffet) ... Frank could never get Clowns or Priests to touch him .. lots of No Clowns calls .. Frank pushes Clown Porn ... (of course)
Wrestling team member arrested ... 16 year old High School Student .. he tea bagged a pinned wrestler!! ... See the Gay Porn Wrestlers story below
Callers will close the show ... and as much as Frank wishes it were the week's end it ain't
Chit chat about Vegas and Internet porn *stars*
Birthdays
Ernest Borgnine news .. he likes water sports! ... he visited whore houses for a little as $2 in his navy days
Technical difficulties ... be back as soon as I can
(ok back having trouble with the new adult area of the site so the nfdnaughty.ning is not playing videos for now .. we'll get it fixed though no fears you can still use the 'old' porn pages)
"Sordid Lives" chat .. best show on Logo by far
Wa-hooo a crank call
Soap Opera chat with Michael Fairman
Michael Phelp's dog in an ad is named Herman .. Frank is giddy .. caller mentions Phelp's shoe size and lack of body hair
Frank can't get off ... sorry about 'get off' ... the stump porn on NFD
(Sorry about the shoddy blogging ... this shit is actually taking thinking which can be difficult for me)
*news*
Tomorrow is Kalli's last day .. Frank yammers about Frank stuff ...
beaslyuncut caller suggested smut
French Canadian diver bulges
Mr Greg was pooping and the 'unscreened caller' had their radio turned up so Frank hung up on them ... (Bad, bad caller)
(Ok the blogging sucked today but you can hear the show again tonight after Diana or on Saturday)
Kalli brought the show back without music or any intro at all .. (very upsetting)
Celebrity news ... Penelope Cruz chatter ... (didn't she used to cram things up Tom's ass) ... Clowns Yes or No 866-305-6887 .. Doria frequented a clown themed strip club ... (we're guessing not for the buffet) ... Frank could never get Clowns or Priests to touch him .. lots of No Clowns calls .. Frank pushes Clown Porn ... (of course)
Wrestling team member arrested ... 16 year old High School Student .. he tea bagged a pinned wrestler!! ... See the Gay Porn Wrestlers story below
Callers will close the show ... and as much as Frank wishes it were the week's end it ain't
Labels:
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Wild Wednesday
We have high hopes for Hump Day! ... (hopes that will be dashed)
Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake
Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine
Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!
Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci
Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)
Quick Birthdays
Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"
Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)
Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget
*News*
Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget
Lisa Lampanelli chat
Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)
PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"
Painful Pic Doria found
Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne
Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy
The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour
Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"
"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro
Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know
Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."
*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!
Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"
"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)
"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci
Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV
Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com
Have fun and be Naughty!
Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake
Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine
Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!
Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci
Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)
Quick Birthdays
Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"
Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)
Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget
*News*
Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget
Lisa Lampanelli chat
Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)
PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"
Painful Pic Doria found
Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne
Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy
The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour
Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"
"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro
Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know
Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."
*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!
Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"
"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)
"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci
Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV
Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com
Have fun and be Naughty!
Labels:
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Twisted Tuesday
Frank was late!
Caller 16 won shit off his desk
Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)
Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"
Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"
It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time
Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)
Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)
Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband
The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle
Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ
More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)
America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)
Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)
Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA
Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"
The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty
"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest
Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)
*News*
Frank's back on Michael Phelps
Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday
Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista
Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com
TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...
Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon
"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F
Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!
*News*
Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'
Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD
No fear I'll not shut down the porn
Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)
Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75
Burger King Employee Bathing Video
"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song
Icesnots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is
Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway
Parting shots & Pierre
Have fun & Be Naughty
Caller 16 won shit off his desk
Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)
Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"
Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"
It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time
Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)
Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)
Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband
The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle
Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ
More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)
America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)
Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)
Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA
Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"
The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty
"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest
Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)
*News*
Frank's back on Michael Phelps
Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday
Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista
Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com
TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...
Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon
"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F
Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!
*News*
Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'
Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD
No fear I'll not shut down the porn
Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)
Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75
Burger King Employee Bathing Video
"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song
Ice
Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway
Parting shots & Pierre
Have fun & Be Naughty
Labels:
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Wrestling Hotties Bare All
College wrestlers on gay porn site
Giving new meaning to Big Red, a campus website that covers the University of Nebraska has discovered that two of the university’s wrestlers have strutted their stuff on a gay porn site, including an NCAA champion.
See the naughty naked boys here
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Monday for Mary's
Another week begins and Frank's on Time! ... (post your guesses on when Frank will be late on the NFD Calendar)
Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg
Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)
Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)
Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on
Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"
11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls
Birthdays
Call showering praises on Doria's show
Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)
Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)
"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro
Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...
Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."
Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!
Wet Doria
Chat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)
quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list
*News*
Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers
Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)
Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!
Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com
Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d
Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next
Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank
New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression
*News*
Kinky Kankle video posting soon!
Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)
Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC
Top rated movies this weekend list read
CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle
More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!
Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro
That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!
Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg
Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)
Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)
Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on
Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"
11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls
Birthdays
Call showering praises on Doria's show
Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)
Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)
"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro
Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...
Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."
Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!
Wet DoriaChat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)
quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list
*News*
Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers
Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)
Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!
Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com
Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d
Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next
Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank
New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression
*News*
Kinky Kankle video posting soon!
Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)
Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC
Top rated movies this weekend list read
CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle
More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!
Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro
That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!
Labels:
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Friday, August 8, 2008
The Doria Biddle Show
With Dennis Hensley bringing the queer
Frank is sleeping in before heading out to Philly! ... Beasy is guest boarding-oping
Friendly chit chat with not a single fart joke
Frank called ... (just to make sure that we all knew it was still his show) ... chatted about going to Hair last night had a great time looking at cocks n balls .. he is on his way to Philly with Sexy Jim & Herman !!
Got a phone call I have to take .. listen for a change LOL I'll be back ... Exciting news for NFD enthusiasts coming soon!
Mormon Rape story .. Mormons & cloned dogs and rape oh my!
*News*
We want the "meat ass" video! Dennis creates the funniest game show parodies.
Lisa Arcella is up next
Celebrity Gossip ... insights that Lisa actually has to make the calls to celebrities about stories "they don't like" ... (Imagine trying to talk down enough to converse with Britney)
In Touch (Gay Masturbation Magazine) is not affiliated with InTouch Weekly ... OMG Doria got football talk into celebrity gossip!! ... (I suppose some of the players are celebrity in a sense)
Parker Foster Aiken ... spawn of oh so gay Clay was birthed ... (gays can have kids too ... something to walk in the park if you don't have a foo foo dog)
We love the music choices today! .. so serene
Mentioned the talented, sexy Jim Colucci and his segments that you can get the recaps at Must Hear TV blog
Dennis interviewed Christina Hendricks "Joan of Mad Men" for a Canadian magazine .. led to Mad Men calls ... (it is a great show I just can't get into you would think that with all the smoking I would) ... insider tip from Dennis the actors time their lines around the herbal cigarettes because they could only get 3 lines in between a drag before it goes out.
Andre' from Long Island enjoyed his daughters "Bloody Mary's the best" ... (preteens do make great bartenders no sense of measuring)
Break just under the wire ... (see Doria cuts it close too)
The sultry "da da da dada" brought us back
Mad Men chat
*News*
Tony Tripoli joins Doria and Dennis
Doria saw the 'pee fetish' guy from "Sex in the City" now on Mad Men ... while she was at the canyon .. while at the canyon Doria sticks to the paved path (this info is for entertainment not stalking)
Mama Mia chat .. a Straight man called who really enjoyed it ... (how straight can he be)
Tony & Dennis give their 'take' on Mama Mia ... Tony can actually do accents! ... (unlike Frank)
PSA ... "Mama Mia" is a fucking movie ... not a documentary just a silly fun movie built around ABBA ... Yuo want to know "why?" anything about it repeat with me ... Because it's a Fucking Movie.
Turn your volume down on blue tooth when calling ... (Yes that is how you sound Doria Surly and Sultry)
Fun show ... (we're hoping they get back to the broad that clones dogs and rapes Mormons chained to the heater)
Sexy Talented Jim Colucci called! ... (doesn't get that it was just a fucking movie)
Calls ... Doria gets reports on her being mentioned on other OutQ programs
Doria encourages Dinah lesbians to keep drinking and stay away from drugs
Rosie 'new show in the works' gossip ... wanting Rosie to use "So You Think You Can Dance" contestants
Dennis is pitching his "Screening Party" short ... (can't wait to see it)
CR calls .... (Will he get it all out) ... He made it!
Chat about Tony working on E for "Soup" and the Style Network ... has to dress well even as a writer "it is the Style network" Tony
Dennis "I barely wiped my ass before I got here" [talking about the LA Sirius studio]
All around fun show even with Frank's call
Enjoy the weekend and watch more porn!
Frank is sleeping in before heading out to Philly! ... Beasy is guest boarding-oping
Friendly chit chat with not a single fart joke
Frank called ... (just to make sure that we all knew it was still his show) ... chatted about going to Hair last night had a great time looking at cocks n balls .. he is on his way to Philly with Sexy Jim & Herman !!
Got a phone call I have to take .. listen for a change LOL I'll be back ... Exciting news for NFD enthusiasts coming soon!
Mormon Rape story .. Mormons & cloned dogs and rape oh my!
*News*
We want the "meat ass" video! Dennis creates the funniest game show parodies.
Lisa Arcella is up next
Celebrity Gossip ... insights that Lisa actually has to make the calls to celebrities about stories "they don't like" ... (Imagine trying to talk down enough to converse with Britney)
In Touch (Gay Masturbation Magazine) is not affiliated with InTouch Weekly ... OMG Doria got football talk into celebrity gossip!! ... (I suppose some of the players are celebrity in a sense)
Parker Foster Aiken ... spawn of oh so gay Clay was birthed ... (gays can have kids too ... something to walk in the park if you don't have a foo foo dog)
We love the music choices today! .. so serene
Mentioned the talented, sexy Jim Colucci and his segments that you can get the recaps at Must Hear TV blog
Dennis interviewed Christina Hendricks "Joan of Mad Men" for a Canadian magazine .. led to Mad Men calls ... (it is a great show I just can't get into you would think that with all the smoking I would) ... insider tip from Dennis the actors time their lines around the herbal cigarettes because they could only get 3 lines in between a drag before it goes out.
Andre' from Long Island enjoyed his daughters "Bloody Mary's the best" ... (preteens do make great bartenders no sense of measuring)
Break just under the wire ... (see Doria cuts it close too)
The sultry "da da da dada" brought us back
Mad Men chat
*News*
Tony Tripoli joins Doria and Dennis
Doria saw the 'pee fetish' guy from "Sex in the City" now on Mad Men ... while she was at the canyon .. while at the canyon Doria sticks to the paved path (this info is for entertainment not stalking)
Mama Mia chat .. a Straight man called who really enjoyed it ... (how straight can he be)
Tony & Dennis give their 'take' on Mama Mia ... Tony can actually do accents! ... (unlike Frank)
PSA ... "Mama Mia" is a fucking movie ... not a documentary just a silly fun movie built around ABBA ... Yuo want to know "why?" anything about it repeat with me ... Because it's a Fucking Movie.
Turn your volume down on blue tooth when calling ... (Yes that is how you sound Doria Surly and Sultry)
Fun show ... (we're hoping they get back to the broad that clones dogs and rapes Mormons chained to the heater)
Sexy Talented Jim Colucci called! ... (doesn't get that it was just a fucking movie)
Calls ... Doria gets reports on her being mentioned on other OutQ programs
Doria encourages Dinah lesbians to keep drinking and stay away from drugs
Rosie 'new show in the works' gossip ... wanting Rosie to use "So You Think You Can Dance" contestants
Dennis is pitching his "Screening Party" short ... (can't wait to see it)
CR calls .... (Will he get it all out) ... He made it!
Chat about Tony working on E for "Soup" and the Style Network ... has to dress well even as a writer "it is the Style network" Tony
Dennis "I barely wiped my ass before I got here" [talking about the LA Sirius studio]
All around fun show even with Frank's call
Enjoy the weekend and watch more porn!
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Thursday, August 7, 2008
Thursday [Frank's Friday] Show
Mr Greg asks that listeners not stalk him in Vegas.
Beasie the wonderintern Catholic will be filling in for Mr Greg
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
Beasie the wonder
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
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