Monday for Mary's

Another week begins and Frank's on Time! ... (post your guesses on when Frank will be late on the NFD Calendar)

Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg

Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)

Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)

Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on

Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"

11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls

Birthdays

Call showering praises on Doria's show

Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)

Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)

"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro

Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...

Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."

Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!

Wet Doria
Chat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)

quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list

*News*

Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers

Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)

Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!

Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com

Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d

Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next

Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank

New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression

*News*

Kinky Kankle video posting soon!

Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)

Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC

Top rated movies this weekend list read

CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle

More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!

Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro

That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!