Pig Fucker Friday

The end of the week my pretty & pervies! ... Let's give Frank loads .... of calls that is

Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit

Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)

Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun

Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...

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Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)

Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle

Birthdays

Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him

Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)

break

Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...

Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)

Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro

*News*

Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!

Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table

Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)

A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike

Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"

Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night

Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)

3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)

Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen

Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'

*News*

Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...

Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!

"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro

Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes

More anniversary anxiety

Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest

Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter

Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating

Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)

Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!