Twisted Tuesday

Frank was late!

Caller 16 won shit off his desk

Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)

Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"

Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"

It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time

Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)

Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)

Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband

The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle

Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ

More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)

America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)

Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)

Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA

Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"

The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty

"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest

Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)

*News*

Frank's back on Michael Phelps

Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday

Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista

Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com

TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...

Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon

"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F

Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!

*News*

Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'

Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD

No fear I'll not shut down the porn

Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)

Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75

Burger King Employee Bathing Video

"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song

Ice snots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is

Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway

Parting shots & Pierre

Have fun & Be Naughty