Trucker Sharon -- Suzzane! NOTH'n' BUT AMISH!!
Brian in Pitts -- nothing to do with what we're talk'n' about right now. What happened to Oliva Newton John's husband, the one that fell off the boat?!?!? (good question!!!)
Michelle in Hollywood -- Sanoma and Patron .... 'nuff said! (huh!?!?)... SOMEBODY has a secret!!
Trucker Robert -- Want's the "now who died time" lead ... Jason Taylor was traded to from the Dolphins (* (we talked about this ad nauseum yesterday) ... huh??? CLICK!(we applauded a little)
TJ in St Petersburg... get free fish to nibble on your whole body! (hmmm... ok... NOW we're... never mind...
Trucker Patty... amazing us with her illiterations! Is there a retirement pool for the fish??? If they can eat the whole foot... then they go on to feed the homeless...
Chris... i forget where from... his wifes favorite comedian... will she come to New orleans (other than for another event)... she's not... back to the fish... using them in a pool for seriouses... but will our HMO pay for this?
Edward... missed where from... is Suzanne in to self bondage? Seems she is! But only in front of an audience... oh the things we do for attention!
Mike in GA... free stuff!!! The Season 1 of Mad Men! Elation was in his voice... something else was in the background.
CR from PA... calls in with something that makes us snicker...leave it to us to get Frank blown in TJ
Paul from Mass... People aren't calling cuz ... is Billy Bean single or not??? Suzanne informs us... SINGLE! Paul has inside info on the size of his ex's member! He feels cheated cuz I'm better than him...
Blake in Atlanta... has been stalking Suzanne for some time now... and will she be near Atlanta any time soon? No ... she wants to come back... make a petition ya'll!
Joy in AZ... Suzanne is going to be in Tuson really soon... go to SuzzaneW.com.... Joy wants to show some love to Suzanne... has converted her friends... we're not sure if it was to lesbianism or to fans of Suzanne
Tammy in PA... got some brownie / girl friend points when she took her girl friend out to one of Suzanne's shows! (we're guessing she got some that night!)
George in San Fran... a call for Frank finally...but then he goes on to talk with Suzanne... wants to clarify Frank's schedule... Frank's dad is out of fruit... and has to get to the store...is Frank going to ComiCon? Nope... we're all a little sadder for it.
Jeremiah (location missed)... lost his appitite for Long John Silvers... the fish story turned him off... ... (hours ago apparently)... and what type of phone does Suzanne use? The original iPhone... one that was given to her by Steve Jobs! Cool! Now go sign another contract and get a new one!
Jim Colucci ... is the news true? Estelle Getty has passed!?!?!?! Frank wants Jim to start his new Golden Girls book.
The Bots
- Curse you Doria Biddle!!! --- hmmmm... a little over used... 'EVERY time Doria's name is mentioned... but still... kinda makes us chuckle!
- The jokes like that, that make me go home and drink... oh... what doesn't make us go home and drink?
- "Break"... ah... what else can we do to keep Frank focased??? We're thinking electic shock buzzers stragically placed!!
- Carol bots!!! "She was good!" "We did the bumps and the grinds!" (we LOVE the Carol bot!).. did she have sex with Suzanne W.??? Only 2 people know the truth for sure!
The Jokes
Ought to be in abundance today.
"Shrimping"... Fish pedicures... fish nibbling on your feet... gave Frank some new "Shrimping" material... laughs were had!!
What do you tell a lesbian with a bleeding neck? Nothing! (Suzanne's self inflicting injuries worry us!!)
"Getting to be the big cheese!" ... kinda like a sharp white cheddar... (was actually pretty chuckle worthy!)
Frank mentions that he watches porn in little spurts... oh-kay... now THAT was funny!!
Suzanne just learned how much she's getting paid for this gig!!! $0.00... the big goose egg! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!! (that was pretty funny!
Commercials:
They get in the way of the funny... but... yeah...
Why does the new "Legal zoom" commercial sound like a hot porno / personal sex encounters ad on late night tv??
The End of the show?!??
NOTH 'n' BUT AMISH!!!!
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It's about time the other half of the steno pool got back to work! Remember, it's a day off without pay.
Paul I am sure had inside information on his ex's member-or had his ex's member inside of him-in various orifices.
Hey! My Johns have been keeping me going late! What can I say? A girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do!
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