Thursday, July 24, 2008

Frank & Kenny Thursday

Kenny (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kleiber will cohost with Frank today ... (when he gets in ... he over slept an hour! Now Frank can see what it's like to have someone be late on him)

Mr Greg lives closer than Harlem but not in Flushing.

Doria keeps emailing and text messaging even though she is supposed to be on vacation ... (Ultimate control issues ... is this another reason Biddle is single?)

The show could suck if callers don't call 866-305-6887

Herman is home and didn't bite Jim! They took the old fuck out to dinner at Chili's the old fart had the 8oz sirloin, Frank had the guiltless grill chicken platter and Sexy Jim had the quesadilla ... (always a chain)

More Mad Men dvds to give away ... listen for the sounder ... (Mr Greg is awful chatty today)

Bonus hole discussion ... (where is it ... conclusion is the 'back door')

Birthdays

Break was on time

The fuckable ginger boy shows up at 11:30

Ang Ree yells at caller ... (Frank's funniest voice to date)

Barbra Walters: "Mewawee we woe awong"

Today's show is like overhearing 2 fading queens gossip at a bar

Keith Price from Comedy Daddy dot com (I wont mention his day job)

"Everybody pee" in chorus

Frank threatens callers on hold "Don't you dare hang up" ... Again Break was on time

*Hour 2*

2 things that Frank will not eat! Buggers and Glue

chatter .. nonsensical yammering

"Which Golden Girl is next to drop dead?" F. DeCaro

calls & bots a go go

Interview with Nick Marino from Paste Magazine House rabbits and music ... (These kids now a days are really twisted) "Where's the hot spot in the country?" ... "Atlanta is incredible with hip hop hit after hit ..." (Oh god kill me now Georgia is hip) Next issue will be out in September (We have definitive evidence that GA is NOT hip see link... d&c have said so)

Break on time

Kenny gives a great white way report ... Chyanne Jackson's ass cheeks ... (the only comment heard in the segment)

Break on time again ...

Peeing on Liza bot is hysterical

Round up of Kenny's report to close the hour

*News @ 1*

Amazing how much Doria actually keeps the show on track ... (We only notice when she isn't here)

A guest was promised ... (we didn't catch the name)

Mad Men Give Away to come after Joey Arias

Christian Bale chat ... C word tossed around like carp in a trailer park
"Last credit is best if you can't be first" F DeCaro

"Michael Jackson lost his nose in clam dip" F DeCaro

Joey Arias interviewed ... he's from North Carolina but came to NYC in 1976 ... his cell phone rang ... (the hardest working man in a dress) Arias with a Twist his new show ... Joey's been spit roasted on stage ... (Live sex shows are always worth the ticket price)








Mad Men Give Away caller 31

Kenny may move in with Frank & Jim ... (He has no idea what he would be getting into!)

Frank unbridled is fun

Fun show ... even if it was a bit of a jumbo jumble

Watch more porn to enjoy the rest of your day

13 comments:

D&C said...

The nattering has begun...

D&C said...

Love Keith... but the others on that OTHER show not so much.

Paul in MA said...

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't even say "other show"

LOL

Anonymous said...

All this and guests he can't remember too? It's overwhelming sometimes, isn't it?

Paul in MA said...

It's as over whelming as deciding on which cupcakes to make for a midnight snack

D&C said...

But FDeC WILL wear pasties.

D&C said...

FDeC's now taking bets on the GG death order? For us:
1. Bea
2. Rue
3. Betty

D&C said...

Is it just me or did the guy speaking on the "Debt Settlement" commercial sound like Elmer Fudd?

D&C said...

GA is hip? We live there and can tell you... so NOT true. Yes, GA the home of the "Redneck Olympics".

Unknown said...

Yes I have had something stuck in me and as a kid i thought I was going to get lead poisoning-notice I didnt go for the cheap laugh about having a pencil in my pocket.

D&C said...

If we can't have Jim, Kenny is second on the list. ReRe DeCaro, well, she's special in her own way.

D&C said...

CR you know FDeC likes anything to do with #2.

duane said...

I never heard of Joey Arias. It was so nice to hear a drag queen today. I wish doria would book more drag queens...:)