Suzanne W Tuesday with Frank

Attention fans! Frank was early into the studio today!! This has been verified and is true. There may be hope for a fun show yet

Original theme music is back ... 'curse you Doria Biddle' bot works overtime each time the dreaded DB name is uttered ... (loyal's d&c feel the new bot is already annoying ... we're sure that's Frank's goal)

Chit chat about a long canceled show on GSN ... Suzanne West-hot-heffer (via trucker patty) is fact finding Billy Bean's breakup ... (Finally a productive lesbian)

"nothin' but Amish" and other calls .. something about a now who died time football player ... (wow is all we have)

Frank's catholic upbringing rears it's head "I feel sorry for the pedophiles on DateLine"

Celeb Birthdays .... (Frank has no schedule at ll he's just winging it and seeing if everything will fit ... much like his approach to buffets)

(We see that the little fucker JDinSD is back from Lala and blogging as she should be)

Fish pedicures ... topic of fun and splendor ... Hungry carp nibble your dead skin off of your raunchy misshapen feet ... (It doesn't surprise us at all that this is in Virginia ... what ever happened to that Senator Allen guy?? LOL)

Frank made the 11:42 break ontime! ... (We're wondering if he's been replaced with a CIA clone)

Frank marries his stalkers ... Jodie Foster is Suzanne's alter ego .. (it puts the lotion in the basket)

Frank has hit the breaks on time every time this hour! ... (Yay Frankie)

Working up to the last moments of the first hour Frank asks Suzanne "When was the last time you injured yourself?" ... (Her explanation was going to go over so we'll hear next hour)

*Hour 2*

Suzanne talks about her slippery neck covered in sunblock ... Her own hand slipped and she sliced herself open with a nail ... (manicure's are for lesbians too)

Frank repeats his Carol Channing comment about earrings ... (He doesn't care about his listeners now does he)

Again "Lots more fun" implies there has been fun

Suzanne poked herself in the eye with a brush and poked her contact out ... (Many more injuries to follow)

24 minutes to get 27 callers for the win of the Mad Men DVD set ... Mike in GA

Tomorrow the uber sexy Jim Colucci is guesting with Frank and Thursday the fuckable ginger boy will cohost

Suzanne will be in Harrisburg PA at Stallion's ... (her Mom is only 20 minutes from Harrisburg)

"Lets redo all classic stories but in a gay way" ... (will they actually do this??)

Again break on time ... (He can do more than crap and make cupcakes)

Frank had bullshit in his box this morning ... (It must've smelled funkier than ever) Enough with the Prada Shoes!!!!! ... (We are so over them)

I wish Frank Sr would call in ...

Break Bot needed at 12:53

Frank flies back to NYC tonight ... (JetBlue flight number .... LOL I wouldn't tell you)

*News at 1*
Last hour starts with Frank sounding upbeat ... (must be thinking about lunch in 60 minutes)

Scintillating toothpaste chat! ... Mostly about Aries vs Scorpio

Billy Beane has separated from his big dicked boyfriend of many years .. (we are sad to hear this .. but he's single boys!)

Frank does read this blog! ... (He can spell check but god forbid he comment! Pig Fucker)

Suzanne got bored with Comic Con talk ... (We adore her)

Estelle Getty died today ... (She lives on in reruns and our hearts)

Mad Men chat ... (Great show I just can't watch)

Biddle banter ... 866-305-6887

Suzanne likes boy/boy porn too!

"Jim has a lovely penis" F DeCaro 1:43PM

Break Bot

Nattering is spelled correctly on this blog! ...

Breaking news ... Jim left $20 for the maid ... (Frank will not reimburse him we just know it) ... Frank does his best to kepp Jim working writing a new Golden Girls book.

Parting shots! .. Suzanne does her Smurf voice ... Doria predicted that they would just talk for 3 hours! ... (Biddle knows) Frank demands that Suzanne get Doria laid when she returns from vacation ... (We hope it happens)

Our thanks to Suzanne for her charity work in doing Frank's show for free!