Kalli's last day as intern
Doria completed a 3 day juice fast ... (didn't do too much seeing that she's still single) ... pomegranate and cranberry juice was her favorite ... Doria found she is a good candidate for eating disorders ... (wonder if she feels 'closer' to Karen Carpenter)
Mama Greg sent lunch today ... Frank is thrilled ... (It'll be a WW be damned day)
Trucker Robert football report ... Frank hung up on him
Birthdays
Varla Jean Merman on the phone ... Celebrating 10 years in P-Town (watch porn, in our new improved adult area,while you listen at NFD) .. you can see Varla on "Project Runway" this Wednesday night ... visit her site for show dates and info ... Varla mentioned that tight bathing suits tend to 'ride up' ... (Frank knows riding up, he can't wear a moo moo without it riding up)
Calls ... well wishes for Jim & Frank's anniversary ... Listeners Albert & David are getting married tomorrow in LA ... (Doria wasn't invited)
Chit chat about Ellen's wedding ... (11:41 Frank has run out of show and is relying on the 'bots' to fill time) ... Page Six story chatted about 'violent closeted homosexual heartthrob snuck into exes apartment and raped him" ... (guesses abound) ...
"I screamed like a girl, when he won" Frank talking about Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal
*News*
Frank fucked up the news ... touching things he shouldn't
Barbra from Allentown called ... (damn she's too happy)
12th anniversary chat
Dennis Dermody up with the weekly DVD report .. you can read his weekly articles at papermag.com
Fast fun hour closes out with Marco Ferreri movies talk ... "bye bye monkey" ... Fat food chatter about Fudrucker's for 'turkey' burgers and all you can eat french fries ... "Friday was fat, fat, fat too" Frank DeCaro
Frank may grow a beard for Columbus Day
*News*
Kalli chat starts the last hour ... she learned how to get drinks and organize Frank's desk
Friday night Jim & Frank went to a cookout ... 6th floor walk up and Frank didn't bitch about the walk ... the rain didn't deter them they cooked on a George Foreman Grill ... Frank ate 7 'tiny' cupcakes ... (7=14 in cupcake math) ... Then they went to a party for Alec Mappa and spent time with Ben Rimaloa "Rim-me-lower" ... Wigs 'n' Water Pistols chat ... John's pizza on 43rd for pizza in NYC & Crumbs for cupcakes ..
chicken shit crank caller "cockmeat sandwich and a but but in the butt" ... 'what, what in the butt' is the correct term ... (we're so glad he called back to str8ten us out) ... it is a South Park thing
Allain Rochel's "Sissystrata" interview ... it opens Friday in LA .. Sissystrata blog
Banana Splits return to Cartoon Network
Mad Men chat
A call from "Carol Channing" .. and a new listener
"The show wasn't half as retarded as usual today" Frank DeCaro
Enjoy Dolls & Be Naughty
Monday, August 18, 2008
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Poor girl needs a donut.. Doria, too.
FDeC sees a "knob", touches it and comedy ensues.
In Honor of Frank & Jim's 12th Anniversary and the poop pen:
Poop
Poop
Poop on a stoop
Poop is brown goop
Not good in pea soup
If you ever took a scoop
of poop
out of a group
of seven chicken coops
let it linger let it droop
then scooped another group
of poop from a rock group,
Jazz group or rap group
it's probably good to snoop
through the 23rd girl scout troop
make sure you didn't get duped
into scooping up poop
cause if you did get duped
into scooping up poop
by the 23rd girl scout group
eating gum, playing hoola hoop
then wish on them croupe
take a moment, regroup
hop on a plane,
cause it to make a ground loop
maybe swoop down for some soup
But not the brown soup with poop
because you be right back where you started
scooping the brown goop we call poop
Frank should say he's in training for 2054 Olympics. It would sound much better than 'I floated.'
WTF is he typing today? It sounds like Sirius moved the secretarial pool in the studio with him.
Gay guys have soo much fun. I love to see guys in drag. It look like fun...:)
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