Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Titty Twisting Tuesday

It may be fun but can often hurt ...

Jumbo is on time today ... Frank wanted to pick something up this morning for a 'give away' and Doria had told him "Like you'll be there early!" ... so he had a challenge that he met and still didn't get the shit he rushed in for

Frank wanted to write the 'hard hitting' book of James Cocoa's drug abuse as told by Doris Roberts ... it never happened ... (Sur-fuckin-prise)

Frank comes to the epiphany that he's wierd! ... (the world rejoyces) ... "It's going to be a cute show" F DeCaro making hollow promises once again

Po' po Trucker Robert missed out on the Frank's Late pool today!

Birthdays

Sara Waters Interview from London ... Speaking of reading Doria loves "Russian Historical Novels"  ... (EDIT: "I do not like "Russian Historical Novels". "Historical novel" implies a contemporary novel set in history. I tend to hate those, although Sarah Waters does them quite well.

I love 19th century Russian and English literature. Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, Lermentov, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev, Hardy, Austen, Eliot, etc" Doria
) But we have it on good account that 18c English Literature was studied by her ... Geek Girls sign her guest book and woo her! 

Desperate Housewives Article on Must Hear TV blog ... go take a read and leave Sexy Jim a comment 

"Tipping the velvet is a victorian term for cunalingus" Doria Biddle ... (see 18c Lit studies above)

Card counting chat ... Trucker Sharon called in with 'Frank Tipping' suggestions, "Drop a cupcake on the ground then kick him over when he bends down to get it" 

"Julia Child killed Nazis while they munched her muff" F DeCaro ... (edited for humor by Paul)

11:51 Frank ran out of show and started rehashing yesterday's page six story ... Aaron Ekhart is the plausable 'homo-rapist' Frank reports

Send 'get well wishes' to Annie Lennox ... she had back surgery 

*News*

Frank came back out of breath from 'running' to get a give away dvd... (he says)

The copies of Affinity are in and will be given away today in this hour and the next

Michael Billy dropped off the dvds and stayed for a chat about Michael Phelps ... (MB was a great intern) .. played a 'sing song' game 

Pet Penthouse with Stephanie Shane from the Humane Society of the US vivit them at hsus.org

Affinity dvd Give Away this hour .... 866-305-6887 .. 19th caller David from Tampa won

Frank bitching ... Aqua Fresh changed their wording!! Eukanuba changed their labels! And he can't find the right bag while talking on a cell phone in the store ... (his life is so hard) ... Frank is rambling because he has to pee ... 

Call to Action .. Call 866-305-6887 in the next hour and tell Frank how stupid this shit is to get all riled up over!

Callers do their best to make Frank pee his pants ... (We'll make our own funny damn it

Frank runs to pee

*News*

Frank 'drained the caterpillar' and "tapped it dry" ... 

Celbrity news ... Daniel Radcliff has some brain disease that I can't even begin to spell ... "I'd like to untie Daniel's shoes with my teeth after he's peed on them" Frank DeCaro 

Ben Lerman up ... Ben brought Frank a Nun's Habit to wear for the interview ... (and he was worried about Maddonna's thong!) ... Ben's songs are a stitch! check out his videos on his site

Call for the give away 26th caller ... Joe from Scranton won

Chit chat about Alex Rose 

Calls from Duane in MO and Andrea in 'Dem-o-ine'

Caller suggests having many cum all over an Axel Rose pic and then sending it to him

Bye Dolls and be Naughty

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh geez....next time let him go pee! Look what we get- that damned underwear story of his! My ears! My ears!

D&C said...

Yeah he tapped his pee-pee but did he wash his hands? I think not.

Anonymous said...

I do not like "Russian Historical Novels". "Historical novel" implies a contemporary novel set in history. I tend to hate those, although Sarah Waters does them quite well.

I love 19th century Russian and English literature. Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, Lermentov, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev, Hardy, Austen, Eliot, etc.