On the Thursday's I make it back before the end of the show I may type something.
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Here's a giggle for you.
We sent emails asking people "Who is Frank DeCaro?"
Suzanne Westenhoeffer replied: "Frank Decaro is the man who wishes he was Suzanne Westenhoefer." =) Thanks Suzanne
Oh fucking sure! The morning I take off some asshole calls in and talks about 'bad language' .. I hadn't even called yet! How bad could the language have been?! I ask you ... he's got to be one of those 'quiet lays' that whimpers a little while blowing a rancid load, then cries.
Herman had his check up yesterday at the Vet and got a clean bill of health! ... (great dog who also finds Frank's humor Dated!)
*News*
Kenny K our FGB is up this hour, with his broadway report
Elton's Recipe on FrankDeCaro.com ... (visit often we do) ... Keep Frank from suicide by buffet Sign his Guest Book today!
Political chatter .. because Frank was lost when Lady Bunny talked politics yesterday .. Callers voice their opinions ... Frank urges everyone to write in Angela Landsbury .. Mr Greg calls for Frank as the write in ... (we'd never go to war he'd be late for the meeting) ... Politics and history! That fucking 'clean talk' Nazi scrotum licker must be happy now
Lady Bunny's new song is not a hit as the 'presidential' theme for FDC
Friend f Doria T-Shirts now on sale at the NFD Goodies Shop
TV News ... 'hot lesbian zombies' got Mr Greg worked up ... he almost "quacked the maypo out of his phone pole"
Kenny Kleiber FGB's (fuckable ginger boy) segment
Promise of more fun in the next hour ... (we've heard that before)
*News*
Frank describes his culinary art of making Garlic Toast ... (see how much fun he delivers) ... Doria's neighbor complaints ... (Surly we told you) Although it is a phone sex talking fortune teller so Doria may have a point ... Frank talks about what he's seeing on CNN ... (riveting radio)
Robert Michael Morris interviewed about his new book "An American Scrapbook" ... chatted about his work on "The Comeback", "Will & Grace", "How I Met Your Mother" and other shows
Celebrity gossip ... Everybody loved John Travolta in "Grease" ... Mr Greg was in his HS version of "Grease" ... (Mr Greg makes for a better Italian we think) ... Ricky Martin is the 'father' of twin boys ... (Another gay breeding for accessories) ...
Breaking news! ... This Ain't the Munsters .. Hustler Video has come out with Munster Porn!
Have fun Dolls and be Naughty!
4 comments:
Welcome back, Sister Paul. That was too funny. You're so eloquent!
Thanks Pig Fuckers! I acn't believe anyone expects 'clean, intelligent or insightful' language on Frank's show! And a colon juice guzzeler at that!
=)
Truer words have never been blogged!
I like the FoD T-Shirt...:D
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