Frank was on time! No winners in the 'Frank's Late' pool
Doria attended 2 weddings this weekend ... (Lesbians are going to fuel the economy with nasty divorces ... mark my words)
Frank sent the "2008 Home Gong Show video of MeatAss" it's now posted on the Silly Shit blog @ NFD
Frank's disappointed they don't have "Down Deep Inside" in the system ... he "loves a good fisting song"
Karen Carpenter is still dead
Caller Chris enjoyed "Affinity" this weekend ... there's a twist
Birthdays
Doria has no internet today so she can't see 'MeatAss'
Celebrity news and gossip ... That fuckin' Cyrus girl again!? who cares??? ... Miley is having her birthday party early at Disneyland during 'Gay Days' ... (Run her down you silly Queens) ... "Wouldn't it be good if they had the 'Black Party' in Cinderella's castle while Miley's there! Theme it with all the Disney Villians" Frank DeCaro "Seven dwarfs naked in shackles! Snow White's revenge"
Still talking Disney
CR Called about Frank's long gone porn star days
Terri Hatcher's uncle died ... "He'd been serving a 14 year sentence for molestation" ... "He won't be making Miley's birthday party" Frank DeCaro
Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is "offensive to Asians and over the top racist" ... (some paper reports)
Break
Mad Men chat
*News*
Hour 2 ... (It'll either get better or worse)
Mad Men chat continues ... (You have to see the Season 1 dvds before trying to get into Season 2) ... It's a subtle show with many layers, like an onion
(I really am trying to find Lesbian Porn for the ladies who've joined NFD Pervs ... but damn it's a 'tough nut to crack' ... if you have any suggestions of where we can find some email us)
Dennis Dermody Cimemaniac Report ... see his articles at PaperMag.com ... Long segment today lots of fun stuff
Derek Hartley held a pool party this weekend and Frank's friend was so self-conscious he wouldn't take his shirt off or even sit down ... (Twinks are troublesome) ... Scale tales of Twinks weighing themselves ... (My that Derek knows how to throw a party)
*News*
Frank gets Sushi in an hour ... chat about the weekend and food eaten ... "Heirloom tomatoes off the vine. Pasta with fresh tomato and vegetables from the garden" ... "We had to go to Target ... I was so full from lunch but I really want a Hot Fudge Sundae" Frank DeCaro ...
Callers encourage Frank's fat behavior ... Breanne got hung up on ... Frank's man-boobs soak sweat through his shirts ... and for this he takes pride ... Frank is frisky but it won't last long enough for Jim to enjoy it
Fall Movie Previews "I like a dopey popcorn movie" Frank DeCaro ... Nick Cage ... whom we don't like ... has a new movie "Bangkok Dangerous" ... Tyler Perry's "The Family that Preys" ... "The Women" ... "Righteous" with Pacino & Deniro ... and other shit coming to a theater near you
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Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Flip-Flop Friday
Will it be Fabulous or Faulty?
"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"
Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.
Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)
chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly
Birthdays
Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)
Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news
photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"
Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)
CR calls and gets hung up on
Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)
*News*
Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!
YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!
Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)
Frank's ultimate office
The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome
More Celeb gossip
Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????
*News*
Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)
Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...
Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please
Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)
"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle
Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment
Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)
Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")
Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises
Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"
Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)
Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend
have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!
"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"
Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.
Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)
chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly
Birthdays
Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)
Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news
photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)
CR calls and gets hung up on
Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)
*News*
Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!
YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!
Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)
Frank's ultimate office
The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome
More Celeb gossip
Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????
*News*
Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)
Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...
Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please
Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)
"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle
Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment
Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)
Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")
Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises
Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"
Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)
Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend
have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!
Labels:
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Pre-Repeat Thursday
Pottering in the morning on Thursdays. If you miss any of the show they repeat every night after Diana Cage and again on Saturday.
On the Thursday's I make it back before the end of the show I may type something.
If you need to surf check out our porn or grab yourself .... sorry about 'grab yourself' ... a great shirt from our Goodies Shop
Here's a giggle for you.
We sent emails asking people "Who is Frank DeCaro?"
Suzanne Westenhoeffer replied: "Frank Decaro is the man who wishes he was Suzanne Westenhoefer." =) Thanks Suzanne
Oh fucking sure! The morning I take off some asshole calls in and talks about 'bad language' .. I hadn't even called yet! How bad could the language have been?! I ask you ... he's got to be one of those 'quiet lays' that whimpers a little while blowing a rancid load, then cries.
Herman had his check up yesterday at the Vet and got a clean bill of health! ... (great dog who also finds Frank's humor Dated!)
*News*
Kenny K our FGB is up this hour, with his broadway report
Elton's Recipe on FrankDeCaro.com ... (visit often we do) ... Keep Frank from suicide by buffet Sign his Guest Book today!
Political chatter .. because Frank was lost when Lady Bunny talked politics yesterday .. Callers voice their opinions ... Frank urges everyone to write in Angela Landsbury .. Mr Greg calls for Frank as the write in ... (we'd never go to war he'd be late for the meeting) ... Politics and history! That fucking 'clean talk' Nazi scrotum licker must be happy now
Lady Bunny's new song is not a hit as the 'presidential' theme for FDC
Friend f Doria T-Shirts now on sale at the NFD Goodies Shop 
TV News ... 'hot lesbian zombies' got Mr Greg worked up ... he almost "quacked the maypo out of his phone pole"
Kenny Kleiber FGB's (fuckable ginger boy) segment
Promise of more fun in the next hour ... (we've heard that before)
*News*
Frank describes his culinary art of making Garlic Toast ... (see how much fun he delivers) ... Doria's neighbor complaints ... (Surly we told you) Although it is a phone sex talking fortune teller so Doria may have a point ... Frank talks about what he's seeing on CNN ... (riveting radio)
Robert Michael Morris interviewed about his new book "An American Scrapbook" ... chatted about his work on "The Comeback", "Will & Grace", "How I Met Your Mother" and other shows
Celebrity gossip ... Everybody loved John Travolta in "Grease" ... Mr Greg was in his HS version of "Grease" ... (Mr Greg makes for a better Italian we think) ... Ricky Martin is the 'father' of twin boys ... (Another gay breeding for accessories) ...
Breaking news! ... This Ain't the Munsters .. Hustler Video has come out with Munster Porn!
Have fun Dolls and be Naughty!
Labels:
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Frank Decaro,
Ken Kleiber,
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Whack Off Wednesday
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Titty Twisting Tuesday
It may be fun but can often hurt ...
Jumbo is on time today ... Frank wanted to pick something up this morning for a 'give away' and Doria had told him "Like you'll be there early!" ... so he had a challenge that he met and still didn't get the shit he rushed in for
Frank wanted to write the 'hard hitting' book of James Cocoa's drug abuse as told by Doris Roberts ... it never happened ... (Sur-fuckin-prise)
Frank comes to the epiphany that he's wierd! ... (the world rejoyces) ... "It's going to be a cute show" F DeCaro making hollow promises once again
Po' po Trucker Robert missed out on the Frank's Late pool today!
Birthdays
Sara Waters Interview from London ... Speaking of reading Doria loves "Russian Historical Novels" ... (EDIT: "I do not like "Russian Historical Novels". "Historical novel" implies a contemporary novel set in history. I tend to hate those, although Sarah Waters does them quite well.
I love 19th century Russian and English literature. Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, Lermentov, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev, Hardy, Austen, Eliot, etc" Doria) But we have it on good account that 18c English Literature was studied by her ... Geek Girls sign her guest book and woo her!
Desperate Housewives Article on Must Hear TV blog ... go take a read and leave Sexy Jim a comment
"Tipping the velvet is a victorian term for cunalingus" Doria Biddle ... (see 18c Lit studies above)
Card counting chat ... Trucker Sharon called in with 'Frank Tipping' suggestions, "Drop a cupcake on the ground then kick him over when he bends down to get it"
"Julia Child killed Nazis while they munched her muff" F DeCaro ... (edited for humor by Paul)
11:51 Frank ran out of show and started rehashing yesterday's page six story ... Aaron Ekhart is the plausable 'homo-rapist' Frank reports
Send 'get well wishes' to Annie Lennox ... she had back surgery
*News*
Frank came back out of breath from 'running' to get a give away dvd... (he says)
The copies of Affinity are in and will be given away today in this hour and the next
Michael Billy dropped off the dvds and stayed for a chat about Michael Phelps ... (MB was a great intern) .. played a 'sing song' game
Pet Penthouse with Stephanie Shane from the Humane Society of the US vivit them at hsus.org
Affinity dvd Give Away this hour .... 866-305-6887 .. 19th caller David from Tampa won
Frank bitching ... Aqua Fresh changed their wording!! Eukanuba changed their labels! And he can't find the right bag while talking on a cell phone in the store ... (his life is so hard) ... Frank is rambling because he has to pee ...
Call to Action .. Call 866-305-6887 in the next hour and tell Frank how stupid this shit is to get all riled up over!
Callers do their best to make Frank pee his pants ... (We'll make our own funny damn it)
Frank runs to pee
*News*
Frank 'drained the caterpillar' and "tapped it dry" ...
Celbrity news ... Daniel Radcliff has some brain disease that I can't even begin to spell ... "I'd like to untie Daniel's shoes with my teeth after he's peed on them" Frank DeCaro
Ben Lerman up ... Ben brought Frank a Nun's Habit to wear for the interview ... (and he was worried about Maddonna's thong!) ... Ben's songs are a stitch! check out his videos on his site
Call for the give away 26th caller ... Joe from Scranton won
Chit chat about Alex Rose
Calls from Duane in MO and Andrea in 'Dem-o-ine'
Caller suggests having many cum all over an Axel Rose pic and then sending it to him
Bye Dolls and be Naughty
Labels:
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Michale Billy,
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Friday, August 15, 2008
Pig Fucker Friday
The end of the week my pretty & pervies! ... Let's give Frank loads .... of calls that is
Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit
Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)
Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun
Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...
(videos are back and new porn is listed at the nfdnaughty.ning.com)
Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)
Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle
Birthdays
Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him
Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)
break
Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...
Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)
Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro
*News*
Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!
Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table
Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)
A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike
Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"
Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night
Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)
3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)
Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen
Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'
*News*
Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...
Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!
"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro
Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes
More anniversary anxiety
Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest
Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter
Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating
Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)
Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!
Frank was late! .. Caller 16 gets shit ... Jill in TX congrats on winning shit
Frank was pooping while on the phone with Doria ... (she couldn't be more horrified we're sure)
Unscreened!! Hour 2 ... When you Call they'll call out your area code and you talk ... Turn your damn radio down when you call ... and be fun
Mama Greg enjoyed Frank's poop stories! ... she is a Doll! ...
(videos are back and new porn is listed at the nfdnaughty.ning.com)
Call ... Frank thwarted a crank call ... (Caller had no idea how much 'poop chute' applies to Frank)
Devolved into Frank ramblings about facials and cramming things into places ... Titillate is one word! and "it is not pronounced Tit-Elate" Doria Biddle
Birthdays
Frank is thrilled the Halloween candy is out now ... Christmas can't come fast enough for him
Celeb news Rumor Willis doesn't like her name ... (it's got to be so hard to have ass loads of money and celebrity parents who are sane)
break
Ellen wedding news ... (if you're really interested watch her show) .. FRank mentions that his sexy man and he may tie the knot ... (we're advising Mr Coluuci to get a prenuptial first) ... Batman beating his mother news ...
Far too many fart & smack bots ... but Frank enjoyed it ... ( he has no idea that his show is actually for the listeners and not him)
Fat boy's WW update ... + 2/10 of a pound! ... Frank blames Doria for making him retain 'poop' yesterday .. Frank had beer again yesterday! The fat, tardy, alcoholic is spiraling ... "the pizza & beer had nothing to do with my gaining weight" Frank DeCaro
*News*
Unscreened is up this hour! Follow the rules they're simple enough for Frank to understand!!
Mr Greg is wearing a sheer shirt and Frank is ogling ... Name dropping!!!! Cheyenne Jackson's boyfriend invited Frank & Jim out last night ... Frank had Vodka, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and 2 8 slice pizza pies ... (WW be damned) .. they sat at Whoopi's table
Frank encourages listener to not "give in to temptations" and stick to a diet ... (Do as I say ... yadda)
A wonderful caller Mike plugged the hell out of us here! ... "Who has that kind of time?" I do!! .. Thanks Mike
Unscreened! 419 my favorite call "aw fuck it" .. he tried so hard to get the Doria 'Tea bagging" quote aired .. valiant effort .. runner-up 210 "your Biddle is in my Decaro"
Frank harasses Mr Greg ... and welcomes him back ... (Frank is having a hard time resisting the tan) ... Some woman dressed like Barbra Bush was seen in NYC last night
Reads stories he's found online ... "residents complain of thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities" ... "Im not a fan of screamed obscenities but I love loud moaning" Frank DeCaro ... It's amazing what passes as content on this show! ... (We so love it)
3 Wise men joke explained ... (it was funnier when I thought that 'came' referred to ejaculation)
Some broad died .. she was tall so Frank thought it was worth mentioning .. Sandy Allen
Doria isn't turned on by 'tall'
*News*
Chit chat about a guest to come .. that may have canceled several times before ... Frank is being annoying to Doria, who will have a visitor from 'out of town' ...
Jim & Frank's anniversary is this weekend and Frank has planned nothing! ... "he seems to be expecting something" Frank DeCaro ... (hell if Frank just scrubbed his ass, Jim would be thrilled) ... (We hope that they enjoy many more years of bliss before they settle into their old age of 'Are you still here!?!" years) ... Frank was right ... take heart singles if he & I can get husbands there's hope for anyone!
"An hour and 37 minutes until my facial" Frank DeCaro
Calls and CR mentions he owns Hazel's eyes
More anniversary anxiety
Doria takes calls as Frank gets the guest
Jessica Kirson interviewed along with her main squeeze Susan Powter
Parting shots are quick and fun ... "You're on the lesbian grapevine! Where donuts are bumping you know about it." Frank to Doria about Jessica & Susan dating
Doria read the listener suggestions to Frank for his anniversary ... (good ideas but he'll never do it)
Wow another week ends .. Frank's desk will be a bit tidier due to his tardiness and we've all chuckled a bit, on Wednesday and today at least! Enjoy your weekend, catch the replays and watch more porn!
Labels:
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Mr. Greg,
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Wild Wednesday
We have high hopes for Hump Day! ... (hopes that will be dashed)
Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake
Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine
Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!
Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci
Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)
Quick Birthdays
Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"
Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)
Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget
*News*
Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget
Lisa Lampanelli chat
Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)
PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"
Painful Pic Doria found
Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne
Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy
The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour
Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"
"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro
Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know
Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."
*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!
Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"
"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)
"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci
Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV
Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com
Have fun and be Naughty!
Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake
Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine
Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!
Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci
Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)
Quick Birthdays
Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"
Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)
Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget
*News*
Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget
Lisa Lampanelli chat
Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)
PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"
Painful Pic Doria found
Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne
Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy
The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour
Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"
"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro
Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know
Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."
*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!
Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"
"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)
"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci
Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV
Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com
Have fun and be Naughty!
Labels:
Doria Biddle,
Frank Decaro,
Jim Colucci,
OutQ
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Twisted Tuesday
Frank was late!
Caller 16 won shit off his desk
Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)
Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"
Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"
It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time
Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)
Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)
Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband
The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle
Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ
More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)
America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)
Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)
Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA
Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"
The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty
"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest
Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)
*News*
Frank's back on Michael Phelps
Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday
Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista
Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com
TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...
Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon
"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F
Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!
*News*
Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'
Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD
No fear I'll not shut down the porn
Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)
Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75
Burger King Employee Bathing Video
"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song
Icesnots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is
Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway
Parting shots & Pierre
Have fun & Be Naughty
Caller 16 won shit off his desk
Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)
Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"
Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"
It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time
Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)
Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)
Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband
The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle
Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ
More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)
America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)
Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)
Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA
Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"
The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty
"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest
Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)
*News*
Frank's back on Michael Phelps
Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday
Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista
Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com
TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...
Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon
"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F
Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!
*News*
Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'
Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD
No fear I'll not shut down the porn
Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)
Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75
Burger King Employee Bathing Video
"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song
Ice
Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway
Parting shots & Pierre
Have fun & Be Naughty
Labels:
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Monday for Mary's
Another week begins and Frank's on Time! ... (post your guesses on when Frank will be late on the NFD Calendar)
Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg
Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)
Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)
Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on
Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"
11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls
Birthdays
Call showering praises on Doria's show
Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)
Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)
"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro
Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...
Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."
Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!
Wet Doria
Chat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)
quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list
*News*
Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers
Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)
Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!
Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com
Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d
Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next
Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank
New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression
*News*
Kinky Kankle video posting soon!
Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)
Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC
Top rated movies this weekend list read
CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle
More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!
Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro
That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!
Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg
Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)
Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)
Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on
Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"
11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls
Birthdays
Call showering praises on Doria's show
Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)
Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)
"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro
Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...
Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."
Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!
Wet DoriaChat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)
quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list
*News*
Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers
Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)
Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!
Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com
Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d
Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next
Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank
New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression
*News*
Kinky Kankle video posting soon!
Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)
Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC
Top rated movies this weekend list read
CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle
More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!
Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro
That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!
Labels:
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Thursday, August 7, 2008
Thursday [Frank's Friday] Show
Mr Greg asks that listeners not stalk him in Vegas.
Beasie the wonderintern Catholic will be filling in for Mr Greg
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
Beasie the wonder
We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!
Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)
Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'
Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow
Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)
Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!
Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above
We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL
Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though
Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle
Chit chat
*News*
Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)
Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)
Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)
"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro
Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual
Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)
Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)
Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...
You must see the Bus ad that was pulled
Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly
Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!
Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny
CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL
Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!
*News*
Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out
Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"
More Biddle rack chat
Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down
Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned
Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed
Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'
"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...
26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope
That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com
PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!
Labels:
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
WTF Wednesday!
This is Frank's Thursday he better make it good!
He just made it in under the wire ... (scratched his ass a bit squeezing under it though)
Naught, Sexy, Talented, Hunky, Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci let Frank sleep in! But visit his new blog anyway and give him some hits.
Yammering over the NPR news and Frank's endless bitching about it ... (he is such a 12 year old girl)
The Mr Greg news segments coming to a show near you! ... Our Mr Greg is the spawn bred with a mixture of Hannity cum with O'Reilly loofah scrapings implanted into Coulter cootch ... (Watch out FOX News)
Doria ran down her show plans for Friday .. a lesbian is going to watch All My Children in Doc Martins as Dennis Hensley tries to stay gay
Frank gave business advice for networks to pay for Internet programming ... (c'mon the man has no clue just as American Express)
Mike someone and Alvin another name I can barely hear let alone spell ... one of them created the 'Get Smart' with Andy Dick will be on later
Frank really does want to get paid for being him! ... (If he were actually funny he'd have a better chance) ... then some babble about a doctor jerking him off or maybe it was a movie he saw on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Looks like Birthdays are going to be late even though Frank barely wasn't
"At least Osama always has a towel handy!" ... (I'm here 'til 2)
Birthdays finally show up at 11:27 ... Happy Birthday Lucy you dead funny gal!
Doctor office article about a pediatrician ... Frank turns into a want to start hand jobs at jury duty... (twisted but lovable) .. Doria reminds Frank his Ideal man is a stranger across the air duct ... Frank concedes ... his best times at sex clubs were getting a blow job and jerking someone off then going home ... (and eating while watching porn we suspect)
Please, please whack off in your cars so Frank can get a peek!
Call 866-305-6887 if you've dated a guy that can stir hot beverages with his dingle
Commercial and then more calls and filth
PSA ... any doctor who molests you during an office visit is probably not the best doctor for you
Frank wants to start a club with go-go boys who put new meaning in CoCktail ... (penises sterilized by the Vodka in a drink horrifies Doria .. it's abuse of Vodka)
Loads of funny inane humor this hour ... and some odd calls!
AOL had a paparazzi pic of Annette today ... the real Pineapple Princess
*News*
He's back and happy
"Duck Sex is Horrible" Tee Shirts will be available at notfrankdecaro.com Monday!
I am taking notes on tee shirt comments!
Michael DiGaetano & Albin E. Konopka authors of "The Gay No More Telethon" interviewed
Movie news ... Britney Spears to play a deranged lesbian stripper who kills
Phyllis's House of Swizzle goading of Doria again
Movie list read
Death march played of Annette ... (we're just thankful it was a still photo on aol .. oops that's parkinson's not ms our bad)
"Stoner genre is coming back" Doria Biddle
Gun and Bomb bots played with Pineapple Princess ... for laughs a plenty
Bad accents attempted by Frank .. his best accents are his bad ones
Dearest Doria blasted a shot-bot from the LA studio and Mr Greg pooped his pants a little
*News*
Pookums Jim Colucci is in studio waiting for a live mic ... (He waits dialy for a live mic being Frank's husband)
Frank found a healthy blueberry pie ... well the filling at least ... Doria isn't a fan of frosting ... (Surprise, surprise! We told you surly now do you believe us)
Sexy & Talented Jim Colucci up next with his "Must Hear TV" report ... (If you miss his report read about it at his blog by using the link)
Okay Frank tried to say that he .... He ... sat next to Nell Carter! Can you imagine ... post your comments now
Derek Hartley stopped by ... Frank sounds so butch next to him!
The beltway sniper .. Carol Channing closed out the show!
Charlie Fuckin' Sheen is the highest paid actor on TV! ... Frank laments
"This is the best of the worst. I think." Doria Biddle
Enjoy your day and watch more porn!!!
He just made it in under the wire ... (scratched his ass a bit squeezing under it though)
Naught, Sexy, Talented, Hunky, Must Hear TV Guy Jim Colucci let Frank sleep in! But visit his new blog anyway and give him some hits.
Yammering over the NPR news and Frank's endless bitching about it ... (he is such a 12 year old girl)
The Mr Greg news segments coming to a show near you! ... Our Mr Greg is the spawn bred with a mixture of Hannity cum with O'Reilly loofah scrapings implanted into Coulter cootch ... (Watch out FOX News)
Doria ran down her show plans for Friday .. a lesbian is going to watch All My Children in Doc Martins as Dennis Hensley tries to stay gay
Frank gave business advice for networks to pay for Internet programming ... (c'mon the man has no clue just as American Express)
Mike someone and Alvin another name I can barely hear let alone spell ... one of them created the 'Get Smart' with Andy Dick will be on later
Frank really does want to get paid for being him! ... (If he were actually funny he'd have a better chance) ... then some babble about a doctor jerking him off or maybe it was a movie he saw on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Looks like Birthdays are going to be late even though Frank barely wasn't
"At least Osama always has a towel handy!" ... (I'm here 'til 2)
Birthdays finally show up at 11:27 ... Happy Birthday Lucy you dead funny gal!
Doctor office article about a pediatrician ... Frank turns into a want to start hand jobs at jury duty... (twisted but lovable) .. Doria reminds Frank his Ideal man is a stranger across the air duct ... Frank concedes ... his best times at sex clubs were getting a blow job and jerking someone off then going home ... (and eating while watching porn we suspect)
Please, please whack off in your cars so Frank can get a peek!
Call 866-305-6887 if you've dated a guy that can stir hot beverages with his dingle
Commercial and then more calls and filth
PSA ... any doctor who molests you during an office visit is probably not the best doctor for you
Frank wants to start a club with go-go boys who put new meaning in CoCktail ... (penises sterilized by the Vodka in a drink horrifies Doria .. it's abuse of Vodka)
Loads of funny inane humor this hour ... and some odd calls!
AOL had a paparazzi pic of Annette today ... the real Pineapple Princess
*News*
He's back and happy
"Duck Sex is Horrible" Tee Shirts will be available at notfrankdecaro.com Monday!
I am taking notes on tee shirt comments!
Michael DiGaetano & Albin E. Konopka authors of "The Gay No More Telethon" interviewed
Movie news ... Britney Spears to play a deranged lesbian stripper who kills
Phyllis's House of Swizzle goading of Doria again
Movie list read
Death march played of Annette ... (we're just thankful it was a still photo on aol .. oops that's parkinson's not ms our bad)
"Stoner genre is coming back" Doria Biddle
Gun and Bomb bots played with Pineapple Princess ... for laughs a plenty
Bad accents attempted by Frank .. his best accents are his bad ones
Dearest Doria blasted a shot-bot from the LA studio and Mr Greg pooped his pants a little
*News*
Pookums Jim Colucci is in studio waiting for a live mic ... (He waits dialy for a live mic being Frank's husband)
Frank found a healthy blueberry pie ... well the filling at least ... Doria isn't a fan of frosting ... (Surprise, surprise! We told you surly now do you believe us)
Sexy & Talented Jim Colucci up next with his "Must Hear TV" report ... (If you miss his report read about it at his blog by using the link)
Okay Frank tried to say that he .... He ... sat next to Nell Carter! Can you imagine ... post your comments now
Derek Hartley stopped by ... Frank sounds so butch next to him!
The beltway sniper .. Carol Channing closed out the show!
Charlie Fuckin' Sheen is the highest paid actor on TV! ... Frank laments
"This is the best of the worst. I think." Doria Biddle
Enjoy your day and watch more porn!!!
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Tuesday's Show Blogging
Ok so they were on time again today and Frank started out with a whine! ...(Yeay he's funny when he's whiny)
Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night
Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)
Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today
Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series onCourt True TV 'til Death Do Us Part
Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)
Frank simply can't pick between hot guys
"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)
Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)
Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today
(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)
Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)
Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!
The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)
The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read
Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')
Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)
Pet Penthouse next hour
*News*
Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot
Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous
Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)
Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)
Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)
Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)
Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)
"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.
OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)
Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC
*News*
Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!
Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)
Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again
Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won
"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel
(hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair
"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaro
Back to actual show content
"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro
Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)
Time for a nap ... be naughty!
Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night
Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)
Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today
Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series on
Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)
Frank simply can't pick between hot guys
"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com
Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)
Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)
Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today
(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)
Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)
Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!
The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)
The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read
Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')
Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)
Pet Penthouse next hour
*News*
Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot
Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous
Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)
Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)
Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)
Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)
Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)
"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.
OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)
Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC
*News*
Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!
Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)
Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again
Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won
"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel
(hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair
"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaroBack to actual show content
"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro
Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)
Time for a nap ... be naughty!
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Monday Maddness
Show started on time
Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!
Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight
For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo
Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us
New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .
Birthdays ..
Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...
Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat
Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)
Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)
The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash
Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head
*Now the News*
Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs
Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio
Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again
"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people likeDolls Action Figures
Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)
Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)
Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)
Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)
More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot
Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie
*News*
Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.
Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!
I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL
Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn
"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)
Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel
Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL
(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)
Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...
Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro
Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"
Fun show even the towel talk!
Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!
Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!
Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight
For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo
Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us
New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .
Birthdays ..
Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...
Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat
Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)
Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)
The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash
Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head
*Now the News*
Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs
Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio
Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again
"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people like
Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)
Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)
Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)
Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)
More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot
Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie
*News*
Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.
Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!
I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL
Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn
"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)
Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel
Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL
(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)
Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...
Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro
Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"
Fun show even the towel talk!
Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!
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Friday, August 1, 2008
NFD Friday... oh and the show shit too
We give you links when Frank doesn't bother too!
Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)
Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'
Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)
Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)
Sly Stallone will star asCapt. Maria Von Trap in the upcoming Sound Of Music stage play ... (should rename it to Rocky 49 Nazi Knockout) ... "Dweezel Zappa Von Trappa" ... (Could this be the line of the day)
Calls
do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")
Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his doll action figure collection
Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures
Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section
Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"
*news*
(Wow that was fast)
Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered
Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro
Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle
Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"
"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man
Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall
Gossip with Lisa next!
Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL
Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian
"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle
(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )
Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"
Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine
List read .. movie reviews
They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews
Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle
Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special
Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!
804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)
"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)
Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)
Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it
CR has like30 31 phone lines to use for UnScreened LOL
Break Bot
CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com
Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com
Pineapple Princess to close out the show
Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password
Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)
Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'
Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)
Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)
Sly Stallone will star as
Calls
do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")
Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his
Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures
Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section
Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"
*news*
(Wow that was fast)
Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered
Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro
Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle
Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"
"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man
Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall
Gossip with Lisa next!
Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL
Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian
"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle
(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )
Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"
Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine
List read .. movie reviews
They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews
Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle
Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special
Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!
804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)
"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)
Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)
Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it
CR has like
Break Bot
CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com
Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com
Pineapple Princess to close out the show
Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
End of July Show
Nothing special today just the normal crap wrapped up in nonsensical fluff.
Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)
Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887
Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)
People called JD will report
Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)
Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy
Photo Courtesy of d&c
Doria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)
Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way
Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)
Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"
nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream
Back on time!
Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)
Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire whichDolls Action Figures he needed! ... Daddy Biddle buys useless shit at auction. Bells, Schools etc
Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!
Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)
FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view
Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...
Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)
Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left
Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"
Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)
Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news
Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887
Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c
Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)
DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...
Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks
Broken Penis news
"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...
Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)
(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see
Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?
Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments
Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... ()
Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)
Up next. Parting shots!
Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)
Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas
Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!
Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)
Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887
Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)
People called JD will report
Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)
Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy
Photo Courtesy of d&cDoria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)
Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way
Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)
Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"
nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream
Back on time!
Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)
Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire which
Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!
Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)
FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view
Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)
Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left
Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"
Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)
Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news
Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887
Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c
Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)
DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...
Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks
Broken Penis news
"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...
Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)
(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see
Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?
Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments
Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... ()
Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)
Up next. Parting shots!
Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)
Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas
Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!
Labels:
Doria Biddle,
Frank Decaro,
Kenny Kleiber,
OutQ
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
WTF!?
I thought the fat man and surly lesbian were back today!
Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...
Ok they showed up at noon!
Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank
Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)
Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)
Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ... Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)
do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)
Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt
(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")
*News*
hour 3 still live
The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour
Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)
"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video
Frank's new crush Shane West
Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)
chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)
(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)
Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)
Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments
For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!
ciao
Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...
Ok they showed up at noon!
Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank
Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)
Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)
Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ... Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)
do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)
Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt
(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")
*News*
hour 3 still live
The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour
Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)
"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video
Frank's new crush Shane West
Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)
chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)
(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)
Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)
Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments
For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!
ciao
Labels:
Doria Biddle,
Frank Decaro,
Jim Colucci,
OutQ
Friday, July 25, 2008
Fab Friday Show Blogging
Lisa Arcella InTouch Magazine will cohost when she can get into the studio ... (Frank has told all the guest cohost the show starts at 11:30 so they would be late and make it seem difficult to get in on time) She rolled in at 16 after the hour
Yes Frank did eat like a hoover before Weight Watchers ... (Now he's streamlined into a DustBuster)
Birthdays ... Estelle is still dead
Jamie Farr and Anita Gillette are the first guests and a quasi 'dial an icon' ... Flamingo Court is what they're promoting ... (Not a peep out of Lisa she could've taken her time! Maybe she's just doing what Doria would do) .. Lisa had a question! ... (such a sweet voice really 'mom' like) ... Jamie Farr still has all his marbles. He called Frank fat! ... (Klinger we love you for that)
Dirty, dirty Frank update He has still not opened the email I sent him with 'tinkle porn' ... (he's either too busy or has sworn off hot boys pissing)
Take a moment to fill out the listener survey link at the top of this page!
First hour coming to an end with chit chat ... searching guest birth dates on IMDB
Frank says they'll have Jamie & Anita back ... (He says that a lot and they never return)
Lisa became a gossip guru by "never keeping a secret" ... (Why hasn't Frank become a paid gossip guru???)
Frank would like a gift wrapping room ... he says Jim would like a gift wrapping room ... (We think Jim would just like a room he could feel safe in)
*News*
Celebrity gossip promised this hour
"The only thing wrong with Jim is his bank book" F DeCaro
Liberace chat ... what it means to be a star ... how suck today's stars are ... We all love Dolly! ... Doria likes her family, 'disgusting'
Lisa's report next ... Celebrity trash intro is best!
Frank is embracing his 'chickenhawkdom' and wants Harry Potter naked and silent ... (he is 19 & fair game)
Lots of background chat overheard ... (Kalli isn't using her 'inside' voice)
Loads of praise for Joan Rivers ... Madonna has old hands ... Angelina Jolie could suck a lemon from here to the Beverly Wilshire
Break was 3 minutes late ... (Callers seem to be quiet today ... is anyone listening ... we may never know)
Bit more yammering about Mad Men season 2 .. Frank's see the first 2 episodes and has to brag about it
We were nervous about the "Jungle Delivery" but it wasn't that bad after all ...
27th caller gets the DVD set of Mad Men ... (Lets see how long it takes to get 27 callers {insert Jeopardy music} only 2 minutes! Jill in Tampa won)
Wrapping up hour 2 with a call from CR! (He mentioned our blog we love that virgin in PA)
*News*
Side note: Doria wears a sports bra to 'keep her huge rack off the board at work' is the most popular answer so far on our poll .
To see Frank on his knees in Pittsburgh check out his gallery page
Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men ... (sweet girl!)
Frank will have a 4 day weekend .. will he put out? .
It's pick on Madonna day
Joan Rivers & Charo interviews part of the 'best of' for Monday ... (We think Frank should give up days off to make up for his constant tardiness)
Make sure you visit DoriaBiddle.com and sign her guest book
Eric in SF sucks up to Frank ... (We think he's paid and we can't be bought ... cheaply at least)
He agrees that Lisa has a lovely voice ... (Eric is single and fun so go get him boys ... unless you're holding out for Billy Beane)
Frank plugs Jamie Farr being on Derek & Romaine ...
Frank enjoys being on radio so he can be 'so unPC' ... (We're not sure he goes back to PC off air ... remember the Olive Garden)
Frank begs Lisa to get him a copy of the mini-me sex tape ... (I so want to see it too)
Colin Farrell's sex tape girl's vagigi looks like a toothless angry Hitler ... (It's more than just the 'stache' IMO)
Mike & Laura listeners in studio ... Frank probes for Doria bashing and gets it! ... Mike records FDS with his stiletto because he can't listen at work ... But he does his best not to let his dog hear the show because 'pets do die from listening'
Joey from Brooklyn ... the hottie with the flower shop ... He had customers asking about the vagigi comment! ... (Sell them daisies and ignore customers like every other florist)
Larry from Hawaii calls and says that he can get Sirius reception ... "Larry is confined to a mental institution"
break bot should be showing up soon ... no break bot Frank got the signal from Mr Greg ... Parting shots next up
Porn call .. amaturestraightguys.com
Opening movie reviews ... (Yeop a list)
Enjoy your weekend dolls! Watch more porn
Yes Frank did eat like a hoover before Weight Watchers ... (Now he's streamlined into a DustBuster)
Birthdays ... Estelle is still dead
Jamie Farr and Anita Gillette are the first guests and a quasi 'dial an icon' ... Flamingo Court is what they're promoting ... (Not a peep out of Lisa she could've taken her time! Maybe she's just doing what Doria would do) .. Lisa had a question! ... (such a sweet voice really 'mom' like) ... Jamie Farr still has all his marbles. He called Frank fat! ... (Klinger we love you for that)
Dirty, dirty Frank update He has still not opened the email I sent him with 'tinkle porn' ... (he's either too busy or has sworn off hot boys pissing)
Take a moment to fill out the listener survey link at the top of this page!
First hour coming to an end with chit chat ... searching guest birth dates on IMDB
Frank says they'll have Jamie & Anita back ... (He says that a lot and they never return)
Lisa became a gossip guru by "never keeping a secret" ... (Why hasn't Frank become a paid gossip guru???)
Frank would like a gift wrapping room ... he says Jim would like a gift wrapping room ... (We think Jim would just like a room he could feel safe in)
*News*
Celebrity gossip promised this hour
"The only thing wrong with Jim is his bank book" F DeCaro
Liberace chat ... what it means to be a star ... how suck today's stars are ... We all love Dolly! ... Doria likes her family, 'disgusting'
Lisa's report next ... Celebrity trash intro is best!
Frank is embracing his 'chickenhawkdom' and wants Harry Potter naked and silent ... (he is 19 & fair game)
Lots of background chat overheard ... (Kalli isn't using her 'inside' voice)
Loads of praise for Joan Rivers ... Madonna has old hands ... Angelina Jolie could suck a lemon from here to the Beverly Wilshire
Break was 3 minutes late ... (Callers seem to be quiet today ... is anyone listening ... we may never know)
Bit more yammering about Mad Men season 2 .. Frank's see the first 2 episodes and has to brag about it
We were nervous about the "Jungle Delivery" but it wasn't that bad after all ...
27th caller gets the DVD set of Mad Men ... (Lets see how long it takes to get 27 callers {insert Jeopardy music} only 2 minutes! Jill in Tampa won)
Wrapping up hour 2 with a call from CR! (He mentioned our blog we love that virgin in PA)
*News*
Side note: Doria wears a sports bra to 'keep her huge rack off the board at work' is the most popular answer so far on our poll .
To see Frank on his knees in Pittsburgh check out his gallery page
Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men ... (sweet girl!)
Frank will have a 4 day weekend .. will he put out? .
It's pick on Madonna day
Joan Rivers & Charo interviews part of the 'best of' for Monday ... (We think Frank should give up days off to make up for his constant tardiness)
Make sure you visit DoriaBiddle.com and sign her guest book
Eric in SF sucks up to Frank ... (We think he's paid and we can't be bought ... cheaply at least)
He agrees that Lisa has a lovely voice ... (Eric is single and fun so go get him boys ... unless you're holding out for Billy Beane)
Frank plugs Jamie Farr being on Derek & Romaine ...
Frank enjoys being on radio so he can be 'so unPC' ... (We're not sure he goes back to PC off air ... remember the Olive Garden)
Frank begs Lisa to get him a copy of the mini-me sex tape ... (I so want to see it too)
Colin Farrell's sex tape girl's vagigi looks like a toothless angry Hitler ... (It's more than just the 'stache' IMO)
Mike & Laura listeners in studio ... Frank probes for Doria bashing and gets it! ... Mike records FDS with his stiletto because he can't listen at work ... But he does his best not to let his dog hear the show because 'pets do die from listening'
Joey from Brooklyn ... the hottie with the flower shop ... He had customers asking about the vagigi comment! ... (Sell them daisies and ignore customers like every other florist)
Larry from Hawaii calls and says that he can get Sirius reception ... "Larry is confined to a mental institution"
break bot should be showing up soon ... no break bot Frank got the signal from Mr Greg ... Parting shots next up
Porn call .. amaturestraightguys.com
Opening movie reviews ... (Yeop a list)
Enjoy your weekend dolls! Watch more porn
Labels:
Frank Decaro,
Lisa Arcella,
OutQ
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Frank & Kenny Thursday
Kenny (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kleiber will cohost with Frank today ... (when he gets in ... he over slept an hour! Now Frank can see what it's like to have someone be late on him)
Mr Greg lives closer than Harlem but not in Flushing.
Doria keeps emailing and text messaging even though she is supposed to be on vacation ... (Ultimate control issues ... is this another reason Biddle is single?)
The show could suck if callers don't call 866-305-6887
Herman is home and didn't bite Jim! They took the old fuck out to dinner at Chili's the old fart had the 8oz sirloin, Frank had the guiltless grill chicken platter and Sexy Jim had the quesadilla ... (always a chain)
More Mad Men dvds to give away ... listen for the sounder ... (Mr Greg is awful chatty today)
Bonus hole discussion ... (where is it ... conclusion is the 'back door')
Birthdays
Break was on time
The fuckable ginger boy shows up at 11:30
Ang Ree yells at caller ... (Frank's funniest voice to date)
Barbra Walters: "Mewawee we woe awong"
Today's show is like overhearing 2 fading queens gossip at a bar
Keith Price from Comedy Daddy dot com (I wont mention his day job)
"Everybody pee" in chorus
Frank threatens callers on hold "Don't you dare hang up" ... Again Break was on time
*Hour 2*
2 things that Frank will not eat! Buggers and Glue
chatter .. nonsensical yammering
"Which Golden Girl is next to drop dead?" F. DeCaro
calls & bots a go go
Interview with Nick Marino from Paste Magazine House rabbits and music ... (These kids now a days are really twisted) "Where's the hot spot in the country?" ... "Atlanta is incredible with hip hop hit after hit ..." (Oh god kill me now Georgia is hip) Next issue will be out in September (We have definitive evidence that GA is NOT hip see link... d&c have said so)
Break on time
Kenny gives a great white way report ... Chyanne Jackson's ass cheeks ... (the only comment heard in the segment)
Break on time again ...
Peeing on Liza bot is hysterical
Round up of Kenny's report to close the hour
*News @ 1*
Amazing how much Doria actually keeps the show on track ... (We only notice when she isn't here)
A guest was promised ... (we didn't catch the name)
Mad Men Give Away to come after Joey Arias
Christian Bale chat ... C word tossed around like carp in a trailer park
"Last credit is best if you can't be first" F DeCaro
"Michael Jackson lost his nose in clam dip" F DeCaro
Joey Arias interviewed ... he's from North Carolina but came to NYC in 1976 ... his cell phone rang ... (the hardest working man in a dress) Arias with a Twist his new show ... Joey's been spit roasted on stage ... (Live sex shows are always worth the ticket price)
Mad Men Give Away caller 31
Kenny may move in with Frank & Jim ... (He has no idea what he would be getting into!)
Frank unbridled is fun
Fun show ... even if it was a bit of a jumbo jumble
Watch more porn to enjoy the rest of your day
Mr Greg lives closer than Harlem but not in Flushing.
Doria keeps emailing and text messaging even though she is supposed to be on vacation ... (Ultimate control issues ... is this another reason Biddle is single?)
The show could suck if callers don't call 866-305-6887
Herman is home and didn't bite Jim! They took the old fuck out to dinner at Chili's the old fart had the 8oz sirloin, Frank had the guiltless grill chicken platter and Sexy Jim had the quesadilla ... (always a chain)
More Mad Men dvds to give away ... listen for the sounder ... (Mr Greg is awful chatty today)
Bonus hole discussion ... (where is it ... conclusion is the 'back door')
Birthdays
Break was on time
The fuckable ginger boy shows up at 11:30
Ang Ree yells at caller ... (Frank's funniest voice to date)
Barbra Walters: "Mewawee we woe awong"
Today's show is like overhearing 2 fading queens gossip at a bar
Keith Price from Comedy Daddy dot com (I wont mention his day job)
"Everybody pee" in chorus
Frank threatens callers on hold "Don't you dare hang up" ... Again Break was on time
*Hour 2*
2 things that Frank will not eat! Buggers and Glue
chatter .. nonsensical yammering
"Which Golden Girl is next to drop dead?" F. DeCaro
calls & bots a go go
Interview with Nick Marino from Paste Magazine House rabbits and music ... (These kids now a days are really twisted) "Where's the hot spot in the country?" ... "Atlanta is incredible with hip hop hit after hit ..." (Oh god kill me now Georgia is hip) Next issue will be out in September (We have definitive evidence that GA is NOT hip see link... d&c have said so)
Break on time
Kenny gives a great white way report ... Chyanne Jackson's ass cheeks ... (the only comment heard in the segment)
Break on time again ...
Peeing on Liza bot is hysterical
Round up of Kenny's report to close the hour
*News @ 1*
Amazing how much Doria actually keeps the show on track ... (We only notice when she isn't here)
A guest was promised ... (we didn't catch the name)
Mad Men Give Away to come after Joey Arias
Christian Bale chat ... C word tossed around like carp in a trailer park
"Last credit is best if you can't be first" F DeCaro
"Michael Jackson lost his nose in clam dip" F DeCaro
Joey Arias interviewed ... he's from North Carolina but came to NYC in 1976 ... his cell phone rang ... (the hardest working man in a dress) Arias with a Twist his new show ... Joey's been spit roasted on stage ... (Live sex shows are always worth the ticket price)Mad Men Give Away caller 31
Kenny may move in with Frank & Jim ... (He has no idea what he would be getting into!)
Frank unbridled is fun
Fun show ... even if it was a bit of a jumbo jumble
Watch more porn to enjoy the rest of your day
Labels:
Bonus Hole,
Frank Decaro,
Kenny Kleiber
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