"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"
Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.
Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)
chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly
Birthdays
Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)
Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news
photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)
CR calls and gets hung up on
Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)
*News*
Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!
YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!
Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)
Frank's ultimate office
The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome
More Celeb gossip
Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????
*News*
Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)
Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...
Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please
Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)
"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle
Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment
Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)
Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")
Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises
Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"
Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)
Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend
have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!
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Oops! Sorry Paul!
That was a dead-fuck interview. Just like everyone else agreed.
Thanks Doug!
It wasn't the comment at all. I just like posters with balls ;)
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