Wild Wednesday

We have high hopes for Hump Day! ... (hopes that will be dashed)

Will it be another 'Frank's Late' day??? ... He made it and even sounds awake

Frank took the elevator with David (Kung Foo) Carradine

Bob Saget is going to be dirty on the show today!

Fun celebrities today, some dead, some funny and even the talented, sexy Jim Colucci

Doria is starting a new blog! ... It's top secret ... (much like her sex life and masturbatory habits)

Quick Birthdays

Margaret Cho interviewed about her new project "The Cho Show"

Frank actually 'bought' a disc set of SNL! .. bought ... SNL used to be great! Now not so much ... (No now not at fuckin' all) .. led to SNL chat and sales at Target ... (see hopes dashed above)

Bob Saget is interviewed .. (He's funny when he's dirty) ... Promoting his Roast on Comedy Central and a new show he has coming out on the WB "Surviving Suburbia" ... "Junket sounds like sweaty balls" Bob Saget

*News*

Frank comes back yammering .. he enjoyed Bob Saget

Lisa Lampanelli chat

Michael Phelps diet discussed, 12,000 calories a day... (See hopes dashed .. I told you)

PSA "Make sure they're in their 20's before you gawk at a hottie"

Painful Pic Doria found

Debora Weston and Paul Minx interviewed about her role as Jaqueline Suzanne

Mr Greg is still on vacation ... Frank fawns over Beasy

The Gilligan's Island S.S. Minnow to take another 3 hour tour

Adam West being considered for "Dancing with the Stars"

"We want clips of Woody Allen being banged by Scarlet Johansen wearing a strap on" F DeCaro

Mr Greg should be back tomorrow .. but he's flying so you never know

Ugly Girl's dream dashed "A Chinese official's decision to have a prettier girl lip-synch to another girl's voice at the Olympics was just plain ugly, New Yorkers said yesterday."

*News*
We have renewed hope for hour 3 ... Must Hear TV guy Jim Colucci is up this hour!

Frank pries to find out which gifts he's given Doria she "hasn't gotten rid of"

"I'm a Cocoa girl" Doria Biddle ... (gift ideas for suitor lesbians)

"Frank needs 31 fragrances to keep his stink on the run" Jim Colucci

Must Hear TV report .. if you miss it, need a recap or just didn't hear Jim because Frank interrupts so much visit Jim's blog at Must Hear TV

Visit FrankDeCaro.com & DoriaBiddle.com

Have fun and be Naughty!

Twisted Tuesday

Frank was late!

Caller 16 won shit off his desk

Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)

Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"

Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"

It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time

Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)

Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)

Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband

The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle

Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ

More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)

America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)

Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)

Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA

Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"

The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty

"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest

Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)

*News*

Frank's back on Michael Phelps

Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday

Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista

Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com

TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...

Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon

"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F

Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!

*News*

Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'

Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD

No fear I'll not shut down the porn

Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)

Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75

Burger King Employee Bathing Video

"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song

Ice snots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is

Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway

Parting shots & Pierre

Have fun & Be Naughty

WTF!?

I thought the fat man and surly lesbian were back today!

Frank & Doria will Live be in studio at 12:00 ...

Ok they showed up at noon!

Doria is tired .. Frank is, well Frank

Doria survived the earthquake ... (she really is quite durable for a woman)
We get Colin news ... (Have you added Colin to your friends list on MySpace?)

Birthdays! then on with the show ... (no topics even though Dear Doria did her work and got a run down written up)

Doria chats about her vacation ... the anti-Frank Decaro vacation .. but she kept thinking of Mr Greg ... Doria's father is now 72 ... Doria used to bring snakes home to horrify her mother ... (See how mean she really is)

do do doo doooo ... Breaking news ... Visit AfterEllen for the video "Walking Funny With Frank & Doria" ... Jenny calls Frank a 'boy' ... (we think that was sweet)

Doria reveals that her "bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt" is now Born Again ... (Jesus will obviously take anyone) ... She still remains Doria's favorite aunt

(Sneak Scoop! Franks Computer is dead ... he has no access to online porn at home! JDinSD commented "A new pc has got to be cheaper than a 40" flat screen")

*News*

hour 3 still live

The sexy, charming Jim Colucci will be up this hour

Chat about "Walking Funny With" (Link is above)

"You look kind of like a pumpkin" D Biddle to Frank about his choice of shirt for the video

Frank's new crush Shane West

Head banger music played ... (So Frank can pretend to be 'groovy') ... then the Andrews Sisters ... (Who's lyrics Frank knew)

chit chat ... (I miss 80's porn... Billy Beane is still single)

(2 days to the public unveiling of notfrankdecaro.com)

Jim is in studio ... yes the sexy, hot, charming, intelligent Jim ... Jim does show naked ... it's confirmed ... (Not with pictures though)

Now Jim Colucci has a BLOG! Visit his blog and leave comments

For a short live show today was fun! Now go find some free porn until we get notfrankdecaro.com up and running!!

ciao

Sexy Colucci Hump Day! w/ Frank too

The sexy, charming, witty and did I say sexy ... Jim Colucci entertains us today ... oh and Frank will be there also.

Will the fat man be on time his first day back??? Yes!! He made it!!!

Whining about how difficult it was to get the show on ... Left Po' po' Jim to fend for himself because Frank couldn't be 'rushed in the bathroom' ... (at least he's on time)

Lot's of Dr Doofenshmirtz voices

Explanation of Frank's Flight via Rochester LOL ... (He could've spent the night on the couch and Jim could've had the guest bed)

Talk, talk, talk ... some Mad Men chatter .. Talk, talk, talk ... (Nothing was said but space was filled)

Super Hot Sexy Jim Colucci shows up! ... (wearing his Pittsburgh Tee Shirt)

Callers feel the need to call and express their love for Jim ... (We really do have some fabulous callers )

Celeb Birthdays ... (yep a list)

Doofenshmirtz sounder ... (we're going to be hearing a lot of this character)

"Smuggle a sandwich in your pants" ... J Colucci (Sexy Quizno's guy)

Jim enjoyed the waiter at the diner ... Rat ran across path Jim screamed like girl ... Frank missed the smell of pee and garbage while in LA

The boys spent $65 shipping their free swag home ... (That's Frank's ice cream budget for Sunday)

The First Class Light bulb story

Locking a 2 year old in the car to see the new Batman movie ... (If it had been the trunk he would've seen the end of the movie)

Frank is thrilled he can now talk over the intros ... (in LA the delay prevents most of his fun ... no porn and Doria is there)

*Hour 2*

Chat .. Jim will do his TV report ... Caller 30 get Mad Men DVD season 1 dvd set.

wow ...just wow ... (nonsensical yammering is what he does best)

Spelling Mansion chat ... Frank complains about his 700sq ft apartment yet still ships shit home for $65 ...

Jim has to marry Candy Spelling because Frank's a bottom

DORIA, Frank has been hitting the breaks on time!!!!

Jim's TV report next

Inside scoop from the TV Critics thingy Jim was at ... Be sure to check out Jim's articles in CBS Watch. july is on the stands now. september issue will be out at labor day or posted on his site

"The group of TV critics make ComiCon look hot! .. not you Jim but the rest whooooooooo Ugggggggggglieeeeeeeeeeeeee" F DeCaro OutQ 109

They were up until 3:40 AM and are doing a fine job of reminding us of it. =)

Sordid Lives chat ... It airs on LOGO tonight 10:PM (Behind the scenes at Logo online)

American Little Britain ... (Can't wait for this!!! I'm resubing to HBO just for this show)

Jim admits to being passive aggressive ... (But still sexy as all get out)

Still to come Estelle Getty's special farewell

4400 gone forever! (Shit I liked that show)

Jim's aunt ended up on stage at a showing of Cats ... looking for a bathroom

Top of the next hour Jim gives his tribute to Estelle Getty

*news*

They're back with dusty old jokes ... (It's nice to have the show back on track)

Estelle's tribute lovingly presented by Jim

Interview of Funny Gay Males ... Bob Smith, Jaffe Cohen and Danny McWilliams and Patrick Ryan interloper

Tasteless jokes about 'A Still Getty' ... (Too soon? Never it's done with love)

Finally humor delivered on the Frank Decaro show

The 'c' word is not hate speech!

Watch more porn and see you all here tomorrow

Today 's Cast & a Note From Doria

One of the Silver Shoes

A silver shoe and handsome husband!

The landlord is pissed but Frank got his shoes! LOL

Disclaimer: Frank's ankle is wet but not from pee ... this time