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Flip-Flop Friday

Will it be Fabulous or Faulty?

"Ugly Friday on the subway today" starts out the show on a good note! ... Frank's thrill of the day "A lady with big knockers, huge boobs, was reaching across scratching her right shoulder so her arm was covering a boob ... well I thought she had a boob hanging out ... but it was an elbow no nipple. You don't see these things in a car or riding a bike"

Colin Biddle "looks like Sean Cassidy in his hay-day" according to one of Doria's friend's.

Unscreened today! ... If the calls make Frank laugh he'll sing "Pineapple Princess" ... (Unscreened rules to be posted later)

chit chat about Frank asking Sexy Jim Colucci "Are you alright?" constantly

Birthdays

Michael Levine PR Guru next ... phone interview ... The enchanting Tori called in to express her excitement over the interview and plug her charity "Trannies Without Trust Funds" ... (Just when we thought the show was leaning towards Flop)

Annie Lennox chat ... Mr Greg doesn't like her! and wants to shave her head ... (Mr Greg is also straight so his judgment is suspect anyway) ... Lily Tomlin pruning trees news photo contributed by Frank DeCaro "He's got a beaver and a hardhat .. what more could you ask for? Lesbians"

Sordid Lives talk promised ... maybe next hour??? .. (I got a promise of next hour from Frank)

CR calls and gets hung up on

Weight Watchers Update ..... "Still fat! but down another 1/2 pound ... almost 38 pounds lost so far" ... (he could've said almost 200#s lost so far ... almost is so vague)

*News*

Hour 2 ... 1 hour closer to Unscreened!

YES Sordid Lives chat! ... (this show needs to be longer) ... We're informed that F&D have a listener ship of as many as 24 now!

Lisa Arcella gossip ... Vegan Cake recipe ... (Yuck, I could never be vegan ... If it didn't have a face it ain't dinner!)

Frank's ultimate office

The link to the Wacky Races Frank was talking about .. Frank believes he & Doria are 3rd Gruesome Twosome

More Celeb gossip

Breaking News ... I sent a link to a story about a fish swimming up a boy's penis and they choose to do some Grange Queen thing?????


*News*

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Unscreened rules:
Call 866-305-6887
Turn your radio down!!!
They'll call out your area code
You say whatever you want ... just make it fun or funny ... (it's the best segment on the show)

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Munsters Porn chat again ... but now Frank is obsessed over new Munsters shit ...

Unscreened up next ... read the fuckin' rules please

Bill accused Frank of having a funny show once ... "Over produced" was also stated ... (If he let himself be produced at all it would be a start)

"Frank wakes up with pizza in his CPAP machine" Doria Biddle

Unscreened is NOW up next .... Frank threatens to sing if it's a good segment

Frank wants to sing now! ... Doria wins and the break ... (see overproduced)

Movie news ... (at least it was about current movies and not "Airport '77")

Crank call .. 'I have a cock that as big around as a pop can and over 12" long. When I stick it in ..." the call dropped =( ... Mike called back ... he named his cock 'Shrek' because it's so big ... "Should I reduce it or not" ... Doria's reply "Yes cut it off!" as she makes chainsaw noises

Watermelon fucker called in ... he's making a movie "Fucking Fruits"

Pierre from MO agreed with Doria ... (first time in years we believe)

Pineapple Princess to close the show ... Frank threatens to attend Derek's party this weekend

have a great weekend all and ... be naughty go watch some porn!

Pre-Repeat Thursday

Pottering in the morning on Thursdays. If you miss any of the show they repeat every night after Diana Cage and again on Saturday. 

On the Thursday's I make it back before the end of the show I may type something.

If you need to surf check out our porn or grab yourself .... sorry about 'grab yourself' ... a great shirt from our Goodies Shop

Here's a giggle for you.

We sent emails asking people "Who is Frank DeCaro?"

Suzanne Westenhoeffer replied: "Frank Decaro is the man who wishes he was Suzanne Westenhoefer." =) Thanks Suzanne

Oh fucking sure! The morning I take off some asshole calls in and talks about 'bad language' .. I hadn't even called yet! How bad could the language have been?! I ask you ... he's got to be one of those 'quiet lays' that whimpers a little while blowing a rancid load, then cries.

Herman had his check up yesterday at the Vet and got a clean bill of health! ... (great dog who also finds Frank's humor Dated!)

*News*

Kenny K our FGB is up this hour, with his broadway report

Elton's Recipe on FrankDeCaro.com ... (visit often we do) ... Keep Frank from suicide by buffet Sign his Guest Book today!

Political chatter .. because Frank was lost when Lady Bunny talked politics yesterday .. Callers voice their opinions ... Frank urges everyone to write in Angela Landsbury .. Mr Greg calls for Frank as the write in ... (we'd never go to war he'd be late for the meeting) ... Politics and history! That fucking 'clean talk' Nazi scrotum licker must be happy now

Lady Bunny's new song is not a hit as the 'presidential' theme for FDC

Friend f Doria T-Shirts now on sale at the NFD Goodies Shop  

TV News ... 'hot lesbian zombies' got Mr Greg worked up ... he almost "quacked the maypo out of his phone pole"

Kenny Kleiber FGB's (fuckable ginger boy) segment

Promise of more fun in the next hour ... (we've heard that before)

*News*

Frank describes his culinary art of making Garlic Toast ... (see how much fun he delivers) ... Doria's neighbor complaints ... (Surly we told you) Although it is a phone sex talking fortune teller so Doria may have a point ... Frank talks about what he's seeing on CNN ... (riveting radio)

Robert Michael Morris interviewed about his new book "An American Scrapbook" ... chatted about his work on "The Comeback", "Will & Grace", "How I Met Your Mother" and other shows

Celebrity gossip ... Everybody loved John Travolta in "Grease" ... Mr Greg was in his HS version of "Grease" ... (Mr Greg makes for a better Italian we think) ... Ricky Martin is the 'father' of twin boys ... (Another gay breeding for accessories) ... 

Breaking news! ... This Ain't the Munsters .. Hustler Video has come out with Munster Porn! 

Have fun Dolls and be Naughty!

Whack Off Wednesday

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Titty Twisting Tuesday

It may be fun but can often hurt ...

Jumbo is on time today ... Frank wanted to pick something up this morning for a 'give away' and Doria had told him "Like you'll be there early!" ... so he had a challenge that he met and still didn't get the shit he rushed in for

Frank wanted to write the 'hard hitting' book of James Cocoa's drug abuse as told by Doris Roberts ... it never happened ... (Sur-fuckin-prise)

Frank comes to the epiphany that he's wierd! ... (the world rejoyces) ... "It's going to be a cute show" F DeCaro making hollow promises once again

Po' po Trucker Robert missed out on the Frank's Late pool today!

Birthdays

Sara Waters Interview from London ... Speaking of reading Doria loves "Russian Historical Novels"  ... (EDIT: "I do not like "Russian Historical Novels". "Historical novel" implies a contemporary novel set in history. I tend to hate those, although Sarah Waters does them quite well.

I love 19th century Russian and English literature. Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, Lermentov, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev, Hardy, Austen, Eliot, etc" Doria) But we have it on good account that 18c English Literature was studied by her ... Geek Girls sign her guest book and woo her! 

Desperate Housewives Article on Must Hear TV blog ... go take a read and leave Sexy Jim a comment 

"Tipping the velvet is a victorian term for cunalingus" Doria Biddle ... (see 18c Lit studies above)

Card counting chat ... Trucker Sharon called in with 'Frank Tipping' suggestions, "Drop a cupcake on the ground then kick him over when he bends down to get it" 

"Julia Child killed Nazis while they munched her muff" F DeCaro ... (edited for humor by Paul)

11:51 Frank ran out of show and started rehashing yesterday's page six story ... Aaron Ekhart is the plausable 'homo-rapist' Frank reports

Send 'get well wishes' to Annie Lennox ... she had back surgery 

*News*

Frank came back out of breath from 'running' to get a give away dvd... (he says)

The copies of Affinity are in and will be given away today in this hour and the next

Michael Billy dropped off the dvds and stayed for a chat about Michael Phelps ... (MB was a great intern) .. played a 'sing song' game 

Pet Penthouse with Stephanie Shane from the Humane Society of the US vivit them at hsus.org

Affinity dvd Give Away this hour .... 866-305-6887 .. 19th caller David from Tampa won

Frank bitching ... Aqua Fresh changed their wording!! Eukanuba changed their labels! And he can't find the right bag while talking on a cell phone in the store ... (his life is so hard) ... Frank is rambling because he has to pee ... 

Call to Action .. Call 866-305-6887 in the next hour and tell Frank how stupid this shit is to get all riled up over!

Callers do their best to make Frank pee his pants ... (We'll make our own funny damn it) 

Frank runs to pee

*News*

Frank 'drained the caterpillar' and "tapped it dry" ... 

Celbrity news ... Daniel Radcliff has some brain disease that I can't even begin to spell ... "I'd like to untie Daniel's shoes with my teeth after he's peed on them" Frank DeCaro 

Ben Lerman up ... Ben brought Frank a Nun's Habit to wear for the interview ... (and he was worried about Maddonna's thong!) ... Ben's songs are a stitch! check out his videos on his site

Call for the give away 26th caller ... Joe from Scranton won

Chit chat about Alex Rose 

Calls from Duane in MO and Andrea in 'Dem-o-ine'

Caller suggests having many cum all over an Axel Rose pic and then sending it to him

Bye Dolls and be Naughty

Ciao Kalli Monday

Kalli's last day as intern

Doria completed a 3 day juice fast ... (didn't do too much seeing that she's still single) ... pomegranate and cranberry juice was her favorite ... Doria found she is a good candidate for eating disorders ... (wonder if she feels 'closer' to Karen Carpenter)

Mama Greg sent lunch today ... Frank is thrilled ... (It'll be a WW be damned day)

Trucker Robert football report ... Frank hung up on him

Birthdays

Varla Jean Merman on the phone ... Celebrating 10 years in P-Town (watch porn, in our new improved adult area,while you listen at NFD) .. you can see Varla on "Project Runway" this Wednesday night ... visit her site for show dates and info ... Varla mentioned that tight bathing suits tend to 'ride up' ... (Frank knows riding up, he can't wear a moo moo without it riding up)

Calls ... well wishes for Jim & Frank's anniversary ... Listeners Albert & David are getting married tomorrow in LA ... (Doria wasn't invited)

Chit chat about Ellen's wedding ... (11:41 Frank has run out of show and is relying on the 'bots' to fill time) ... Page Six story chatted about 'violent closeted homosexual heartthrob snuck into exes apartment and raped him" ... (guesses abound) ...

"I screamed like a girl, when he won" Frank talking about Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal

*News*

Frank fucked up the news ... touching things he shouldn't

Barbra from Allentown called ... (damn she's too happy)

12th anniversary chat

Dennis Dermody up with the weekly DVD report .. you can read his weekly articles at papermag.com

Fast fun hour closes out with Marco Ferreri movies talk ... "bye bye monkey" ... Fat food chatter about Fudrucker's for 'turkey' burgers and all you can eat french fries ... "Friday was fat, fat, fat too" Frank DeCaro

Frank may grow a beard for Columbus Day

*News*

Kalli chat starts the last hour ... she learned how to get drinks and organize Frank's desk

Friday night Jim & Frank went to a cookout ... 6th floor walk up and Frank didn't bitch about the walk ... the rain didn't deter them they cooked on a George Foreman Grill ... Frank ate 7 'tiny' cupcakes ... (7=14 in cupcake math) ... Then they went to a party for Alec Mappa and spent time with Ben Rimaloa "Rim-me-lower" ... Wigs 'n' Water Pistols chat ... John's pizza on 43rd for pizza in NYC & Crumbs for cupcakes ..

chicken shit crank caller "cockmeat sandwich and a but but in the butt" ... 'what, what in the butt' is the correct term ... (we're so glad he called back to str8ten us out) ... it is a South Park thing

Allain Rochel's "Sissystrata" interview ... it opens Friday in LA .. Sissystrata blog

Banana Splits return to Cartoon Network

Mad Men chat

A call from "Carol Channing" .. and a new listener

"The show wasn't half as retarded as usual today" Frank DeCaro

Enjoy Dolls & Be Naughty