Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)
Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887
Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)
People called JD will report
Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)
Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy
Photo Courtesy of d&cDoria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)
Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way
Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)
Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"
nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream
Back on time!
Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)
Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire which
Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!
Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)
FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view
Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)
Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left
Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"
Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)
Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news
Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887
Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c
Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)
DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...
Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks
Broken Penis news
"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...
Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)
(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see
Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?
Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments
Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... ()
Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)
Up next. Parting shots!
Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)
Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas
Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!
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