Ciao Kalli Monday

Kalli's last day as intern

Doria completed a 3 day juice fast ... (didn't do too much seeing that she's still single) ... pomegranate and cranberry juice was her favorite ... Doria found she is a good candidate for eating disorders ... (wonder if she feels 'closer' to Karen Carpenter)

Mama Greg sent lunch today ... Frank is thrilled ... (It'll be a WW be damned day)

Trucker Robert football report ... Frank hung up on him

Birthdays

Varla Jean Merman on the phone ... Celebrating 10 years in P-Town (watch porn, in our new improved adult area,while you listen at NFD) .. you can see Varla on "Project Runway" this Wednesday night ... visit her site for show dates and info ... Varla mentioned that tight bathing suits tend to 'ride up' ... (Frank knows riding up, he can't wear a moo moo without it riding up)

Calls ... well wishes for Jim & Frank's anniversary ... Listeners Albert & David are getting married tomorrow in LA ... (Doria wasn't invited)

Chit chat about Ellen's wedding ... (11:41 Frank has run out of show and is relying on the 'bots' to fill time) ... Page Six story chatted about 'violent closeted homosexual heartthrob snuck into exes apartment and raped him" ... (guesses abound) ...

"I screamed like a girl, when he won" Frank talking about Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal

*News*

Frank fucked up the news ... touching things he shouldn't

Barbra from Allentown called ... (damn she's too happy)

12th anniversary chat

Dennis Dermody up with the weekly DVD report .. you can read his weekly articles at papermag.com

Fast fun hour closes out with Marco Ferreri movies talk ... "bye bye monkey" ... Fat food chatter about Fudrucker's for 'turkey' burgers and all you can eat french fries ... "Friday was fat, fat, fat too" Frank DeCaro

Frank may grow a beard for Columbus Day

*News*

Kalli chat starts the last hour ... she learned how to get drinks and organize Frank's desk

Friday night Jim & Frank went to a cookout ... 6th floor walk up and Frank didn't bitch about the walk ... the rain didn't deter them they cooked on a George Foreman Grill ... Frank ate 7 'tiny' cupcakes ... (7=14 in cupcake math) ... Then they went to a party for Alec Mappa and spent time with Ben Rimaloa "Rim-me-lower" ... Wigs 'n' Water Pistols chat ... John's pizza on 43rd for pizza in NYC & Crumbs for cupcakes ..

chicken shit crank caller "cockmeat sandwich and a but but in the butt" ... 'what, what in the butt' is the correct term ... (we're so glad he called back to str8ten us out) ... it is a South Park thing

Allain Rochel's "Sissystrata" interview ... it opens Friday in LA .. Sissystrata blog

Banana Splits return to Cartoon Network

Mad Men chat

A call from "Carol Channing" .. and a new listener

"The show wasn't half as retarded as usual today" Frank DeCaro

Enjoy Dolls & Be Naughty

WB Greg Thursday

Mr Greg is back! ... that's all we need for a great Thursday show
Chit chat about Vegas and Internet porn *stars*

Birthdays

Ernest Borgnine news .. he likes water sports! ... he visited whore houses for a little as $2 in his navy days

Technical difficulties ... be back as soon as I can

(ok back having trouble with the new adult area of the site so the nfdnaughty.ning is not playing videos for now .. we'll get it fixed though no fears you can still use the 'old' porn pages)

"Sordid Lives" chat .. best show on Logo by far

Wa-hooo a crank call

Soap Opera chat with Michael Fairman

Michael Phelp's dog in an ad is named Herman .. Frank is giddy .. caller mentions Phelp's shoe size and lack of body hair

Frank can't get off ... sorry about 'get off' ... the stump porn on NFD

(Sorry about the shoddy blogging ... this shit is actually taking thinking which can be difficult for me)

*news*

Tomorrow is Kalli's last day .. Frank yammers about Frank stuff ...

beaslyuncut caller suggested smut

French Canadian diver bulges

Mr Greg was pooping and the 'unscreened caller' had their radio turned up so Frank hung up on them ... (Bad, bad caller)

(Ok the blogging sucked today but you can hear the show again tonight after Diana or on Saturday)

Kalli brought the show back without music or any intro at all .. (very upsetting)

Celebrity news ... Penelope Cruz chatter ... (didn't she used to cram things up Tom's ass) ... Clowns Yes or No 866-305-6887 .. Doria frequented a clown themed strip club ... (we're guessing not for the buffet) ... Frank could never get Clowns or Priests to touch him .. lots of No Clowns calls .. Frank pushes Clown Porn ... (of course)

Wrestling team member arrested ... 16 year old High School Student .. he tea bagged a pinned wrestler!! ... See the Gay Porn Wrestlers story below

Callers will close the show ... and as much as Frank wishes it were the week's end it ain't

Frank is obsessed with all things Batman.
Here is the first prototype of a Penguin Phyllis Action Figure, being
considered for the next feature film in the series yet to be titled.

Any suggestions??

original idea and unedited pic sent in by d&c in Atlanta

Video Wanted

Frank was a "judge" on this short lived game show on the Style Network in 2005.
We've searched high and low throughout the web for the slightest of clips of this tragic show.
The infamous pink jacket was prominently featured in several episodes.
If by chance you happen upon a video please contact this blog so we can share it here.