JD's Color Commentary Corner - Aug 4, 2008

The Frank's "Limited Edition" collection edition

The Callers

Trucker Robert... Nothing but "yada yada yada yada"... blah blah blah sports... yada yada yada... some'n' some'n' some'n'... Frank impresses us with his vast sports knowledge... he knew the first name was "Bret"... The second most uselss information on the show since Frank's random trivia on 50's tv shows on dvd.

CR from PA ... calls to give Frank an ... updates Frank on "NotFrankDecaro.com" on our latest content... (we approve!)

Tom in Tucson ... we like the alliteration! Tuscon pride is right around the corner... October... and Frank needs to check his email... more to sort out off the air.

John in WI... has the reason why (some) people likes listening... Star Trek analogies abound... we approve!

Hirashio... lives near some part of PA... where the story of the motorcyclist encounter with the

Jim in Ontario... a little prematurely, wants to discuss the beheading on the public transit system.

Maria in Colo... actually... Illinois... has fallen in love with Mad Men


Gary in Chattanooga ... wants to know the name of a movie about concentration camp... "The Counterfeiters"... and wants to know about "The Car"...

Brian in Toledo... "The Car"... was about a satanic movie? And the Jeffrey Dahmer Movie

Paul from Mass... finally got in his 2 cents... worth quite a lot in Peso's! (And plugs away our site... he's always plugging something... or someone ha! HA!)

and callers "call in if you want to see Frank in a towel!"...


Frank in Windom... answers to Frank's plea for support to only wear a towel... with "Aren't you fat?" and goes on to say that Frank needs to support a positive image of the gay community... and should stay clothed.

Trucker Sharon... some lesbian comedian references... they escape us!

The People have spoken!!! Should Frank wear a towel to the YMCA Mr. Gay Philadelphia?

14 votes so far for the towel... 8 (+plus 4 in one car) against... and 1 for Frank to wear living room drapes. One for Frank to wear the towels used to clean up the bloody mess from the Canadian bus mess, and one to wear a toilet paper roll... as Doria put it... CLASSY!! Soap on a rope and Spats...

And one to wear a Slinky... won't that get caught?!?!?!


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The Bots
(we like where they went today! Quite clever!)

• Doria Bots!!! The XXX collection!!! Who gave Greg the password to the "Naughty Doria" section?!?!?!?!

• Dueling bots...

• Doria finds the "Greg bots"... he has to do things we can't print here due to FCC rules and regulations.

The Jokes

"You're listening to the Frank DeForest Kelly show"... CUTE!!!

"Laura Geenea"... Greg got it "Large ween-ah"!!!! hahahaha! very good! (but we worry that Greg has been listening to Frank a little too long... the sense of humor is rubbing off...among other things).

"The Whole ratio dropped when you moved" - Frank D.

"I'm under a doctors care" - F. DeCaro

Saturday at NFD

A few new porns added at notfrankdecaro enjoy!

A password is needed for the adult viewing area email your first name and age to receive it.

NFD Friday... oh and the show shit too

We give you links when Frank doesn't bother too!

Show started on time!
Frank's upset that Doria enjoys her relatives ... also talks about bugs that can't be identified biting places you can't reach ... Frank 'hiked' to the weight watchers meeting "I gained 1.8 Pounds" the cheating finally caught up with him ... (Or was it the loss of a PC at home so masturbation exorcise is down)

Lisa Arcella is on later & UnScreened! Don't try and tell a joke that will take 3 minutes you'll get hung up on .. threats of Pineapple Princess if callers are 'good'

Frank offers the Kitty bot to Doria ... (talk about dry as bones) ... "The Dyke & Mrs Muir" (Could this be the line of the day)

Birthdays ... (on time if not a minute or 2 early)

Sly Stallone will star as Capt. Maria Von Trap in the upcoming Sound Of Music stage play ... (should rename it to Rocky 49 Nazi Knockout) ... "Dweezel Zappa Von Trappa" ... (Could this be the line of the day)

Calls

do do doo dooooooooooo .... Carolyn Murphy stole Romaines cat! She had the pussy and kept that cat ... (Romaine used to do her and many others and she kept the cat after Romaine moved on) ... Steve in NY "She's a pussy abductor" ... (Kinda funny Frank wasn't amused though) ... (CR messaged Frank with "It's a HOT Pussy")

Frank's worried that Jim (yep sexy hot charming) wouldn't sign a pre-nup protecting his doll action figure collection

Liz Taylor filed a $20 million lawsuit against her ex girlfriend! ... OOops Verne Troyer, 2' 8", filed the suit not Liz ... check out Doria Biddle.com for Verne Troyer & a Stripper pictures

Frank's still getting hate mail about his stutterer comments ... made forever ago [link] in the comments section

Old people story ... Frank saw the opening of Flamingo Court .. the real Loretta Switt was at the play and Not at Charo's party ... Frank believed Jamie Farr saying "I remember doing your show"


*news*

(Wow that was fast)

Frank tries saying "Sirius-XM" as Carol Channing ... (at least it amuses him ... remember it took him forever to say 109 and not 106) ... the he yammered

Gotham Girls online ... "They're totally bumping donuts, Doria" F DeCaro

Shamar Moore ... Frank loves his dingle

Frank "I was watching the Birds of Prey and Greg came out"

"A finger smith is a good manicurist ... someone who works on your fingers" ... said the sad little man

Gay Movie chat .. some good some really bad ... "lilies equal lesbian movie" Entertaining and interesting with a father's skinned arm on the wall

Gossip with Lisa next!

Frank hates all blogging with the exception of Jim Colucci Oh and with Doria's prompting Us! LOL

Frank checks for "Amazon recommends" list for his picks ... he had to after invading the privacy of Keith Price by reading his list .. Doria's list is "Lesbo A Go Go" ... D Biddle surly lesbian

"There's a Hello Kitty Vibrator ... I want a Hello Kitty Crack Pipe" D Biddle

(Members Chat room is now working on NotFrankDeCaro.com you have to sign up at the forum to access )

Grandma Cupcake heard Mr Greg say "Fuck the toaster"

Lisa's Report from InTouch Magazine

List read .. movie reviews

Unscreened next hour!

They're back for hour 3 with the rest of the movie reviews

Hockey bag talk ... Mr Greg needed 2 big bags ... "He's a bossy bottom" D Biddle

Unscreened rules ... TURN YOUR RADIO OFF ... When you hear your area code start talking! Say what you want but be Fun and Short! 866-305-6887 ... "Pig fucka pig fucka pig fucka" is always special

Michael Lucas is coming out with Fart Porn ... heard it on FDS first!

804 did Pig Fucka x 4! .. (we're betting that doesn't make it into the show rundown)

"What are you wearing" Frank to a caller ... (Best line of the day!!)

Doria Biddle Show next Friday! ... (We'll be there will you?)

Ok this book has got to be awful for him to try so hard to promote it

CR has like 30 31 phone lines to use for UnScreened LOL

Break Bot

CR makes his 27th call and first recognized call of the day ... Promoting NFD.com

Patrick Swayze fans write frank@frankdecaro.com

Pineapple Princess to close out the show

Enjoy your weekend all and if you're looking for free porn try out NFD.com ... you must email for a password

Penis News and other Crap

They may have taken dog off the menu for the Olympics but the Chinese serve up a nice selection of Penis Cuisine![story here]
According to one of the the Australians that ate the food, there is one big difference between eating that cuisine and the Chinese food the usually eat, as he puts it, "For the first time we could remember after eating Chinese food, we weren't hungry a few hours later."

And from d&c in Atlanta

No melons but the bananas are firm!

End of July Show

Nothing special today just the normal crap wrapped up in nonsensical fluff.

Frank & Greg tried to tell Doria that Frank had been fired and she would have to do the show with Larry ... Doria's response "Oh well ..." (priceless ain't she)

Call in and request Pineapple Princess for tomorrow 866-305-6887

Frank is promising that Jim will get "some" in Philly and the first week of November ... (Jim will be stocking up on Zest to make sure Frank's clean enough to do)

People called JD will report

Birthdays will be late ... (Yep they were late)

Yammering ... off format ... (Po', po Doria works so hard and is ignored) ... Frank talked and talked into a camera for 2 1/4 hours! ... All for a bag of soy chips! Oh and exposure on GSN ... (yeee fuckin' ha) ... more yammering about long dead game shows & contestants ... Ruta Lee & her Pussy Photo Courtesy of d&c

Doria is not 20 years older or younger than Frank ... (She still will not give her age up but we here at NFD are digging and hopefully will get the scoop)

Frank doesn't wish 'ill on the bald eagle' ... he's just not thrilled about them either way

Calls from listeners ... (I'm making a coffee and going pee)

Breaking news ... Man decapitates man sleeping with headphones on! (Oh My) Frank wants to stay home and watch Batman dvds Doria wants to know how he "Taunted people with the head"

nothin' much then the news to end the first hour .. Oh and Frank had a dream

Back on time!

Looks like chat about the Batman Movie ... (Heath is still dead and Billy Beane is still single)

Doria selfishly went close to a WalMart and never called Frank to inquire which Dolls Action Figures he needed! ... Daddy Biddle buys useless shit at auction. Bells, Schools etc

Frank works for a bag of chips! And gets upset when Doria offers to appear simply for travel reimbursement to help educate on Diversity! ... (Lets not try too hard to understand him) ... We love hearing more about Doria's Bilingual, Alcoholic, Mongoloid, Snobby Aunt!

Children chatter ... (I refuse to blog kid chat)

FGB (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kenny Klieber is up with his Great White Gay on the Great White Way report ... Talk about Rocky Horror being remade .... Kenny was offered a 'casting couch' proposition last week .. (We called him FGB first ... remember that) ... Frank advises to "wash the goods" ... (Ironic ain't it) ...click image for full view Annie talk because of the church shooting in TN ... Laurie Anderson in Homeland ... Whoopie in Xanadu ... Frank realizes that Kenny is taking focus off of him so he asks Kenny to wrap it up ...

Frank thinks he "..would be good in the operating room because he looks good in white ... (There are so many things wrong with that statement that we don't have the time to spell them out)

Make sure to check out Jim Colucci's new blog "Must Hear TV" ... link to the left

Frank was sweating through his pants yesterday ... "It looked like the Dodge Ram symbol"

Mr Greg talks about Costner movies ... (We know he's straight why belabor the point???)

Chinese food in Flushing ... "grandma CumCake" ... Frank impersonating Grandpa Greg ... then the news

Coming up "Questions for the listeners" ... (An obvious ploy for callers so Frank can slough off) 866-305-6887

Visit the Poop Report ... submitted by the wonderful d&c

Frank said Kevin Costner sings 'good' .. now he can't make fun of him anymore! ... (Remember the Andy Dick days) .. OMG Frank just told about Andy Dick! (The bastard reads my mind but not my email)

DeCaro Family Reunion Barber Shop Quartet chat ... "A bead, a glue gun! Could somebody do something with some sparkle" F DeCaro ... (He must be flashing back to his days as a judge on Craft Corner Death Match) ... rank Sr. blood flow gossip ...

Romaine's breast milk fridge is now used for storing Mr Greg's snacks

Broken Penis news

"God damn it give me that penis back now!" F DeCaro ...

Frank & Hot, Sexy, Charming, Talented Jim went computer shopping ... the PC desktops are not to Frank's esthetic's and the Apple laptops are ugly ... (You should not judge your computer by 'pretty' factor) He wants it 'fast and black' ... (I won't even go there)

(Why have a 40" television you can't watch porn on?) Who cares that the neighbors can see

Dell is a huge contributor to the GOP (OK as a company they don't but the founders all give 100% personal contributions to Republican causes).. why do LGBT people support them for a so-so product?

Will Farrell eats on the toilet, usually ice cream ... Frank prefers cereal for his 'dump with a dish' moments

Clacking balls is bad ... it cold hurt ... (Public service announcement)

Doria said "Teabagging a severed head" but Frank talked over her and Greg couldn't get it as a promo clip ... (start a write in campaign)

Up next. Parting shots!

Sean Davenport Cock worship bot! ... (brought tears to our eyes)

Frank is better on the can than Michael Lukas

Mr Greg bots about poop ... ciao watch more porn!