Fab Friday Show Blogging

Lisa Arcella InTouch Magazine will cohost when she can get into the studio ... (Frank has told all the guest cohost the show starts at 11:30 so they would be late and make it seem difficult to get in on time) She rolled in at 16 after the hour

Yes Frank did eat like a hoover before Weight Watchers ... (Now he's streamlined into a DustBuster)

Birthdays ... Estelle is still dead

Jamie Farr and Anita Gillette are the first guests and a quasi 'dial an icon' ... Flamingo Court is what they're promoting ... (Not a peep out of Lisa she could've taken her time! Maybe she's just doing what Doria would do) .. Lisa had a question! ... (such a sweet voice really 'mom' like) ... Jamie Farr still has all his marbles. He called Frank fat! ... (Klinger we love you for that)

Dirty, dirty Frank update He has still not opened the email I sent him with 'tinkle porn' ... (he's either too busy or has sworn off hot boys pissing)

Take a moment to fill out the listener survey link at the top of this page!

First hour coming to an end with chit chat ... searching guest birth dates on IMDB

Frank says they'll have Jamie & Anita back ... (He says that a lot and they never return)

Lisa became a gossip guru by "never keeping a secret" ... (Why hasn't Frank become a paid gossip guru???)

Frank would like a gift wrapping room ... he says Jim would like a gift wrapping room ... (We think Jim would just like a room he could feel safe in)

*News*

Celebrity gossip promised this hour

"The only thing wrong with Jim is his bank book" F DeCaro

Liberace chat ... what it means to be a star ... how suck today's stars are ... We all love Dolly! ... Doria likes her family, 'disgusting'

Lisa's report next ... Celebrity trash intro is best!

Frank is embracing his 'chickenhawkdom' and wants Harry Potter naked and silent ... (he is 19 & fair game)

Lots of background chat overheard ... (Kalli isn't using her 'inside' voice)

Loads of praise for Joan Rivers ... Madonna has old hands ... Angelina Jolie could suck a lemon from here to the Beverly Wilshire

Break was 3 minutes late ... (Callers seem to be quiet today ... is anyone listening ... we may never know)

Bit more yammering about Mad Men season 2 .. Frank's see the first 2 episodes and has to brag about it

We were nervous about the "Jungle Delivery" but it wasn't that bad after all ...

27th caller gets the DVD set of Mad Men ... (Lets see how long it takes to get 27 callers {insert Jeopardy music} only 2 minutes! Jill in Tampa won)

Wrapping up hour 2 with a call from CR! (He mentioned our blog we love that virgin in PA)

*News*

Side note: Doria wears a sports bra to 'keep her huge rack off the board at work' is the most popular answer so far on our poll .

To see Frank on his knees in Pittsburgh check out his gallery page

Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men ... (sweet girl!)

Frank will have a 4 day weekend .. will he put out? .

It's pick on Madonna day

Joan Rivers & Charo interviews part of the 'best of' for Monday ... (We think Frank should give up days off to make up for his constant tardiness)

Make sure you visit DoriaBiddle.com and sign her guest book

Eric in SF sucks up to Frank ... (We think he's paid and we can't be bought ... cheaply at least)
He agrees that Lisa has a lovely voice ... (Eric is single and fun so go get him boys ... unless you're holding out for Billy Beane)

Frank plugs Jamie Farr being on Derek & Romaine ...

Frank enjoys being on radio so he can be 'so unPC' ... (We're not sure he goes back to PC off air ... remember the Olive Garden)

Frank begs Lisa to get him a copy of the mini-me sex tape ... (I so want to see it too)

Colin Farrell's sex tape girl's vagigi looks like a toothless angry Hitler ... (It's more than just the 'stache' IMO)

Mike & Laura listeners in studio ... Frank probes for Doria bashing and gets it! ... Mike records FDS with his stiletto because he can't listen at work ... But he does his best not to let his dog hear the show because 'pets do die from listening'

Joey from Brooklyn ... the hottie with the flower shop ... He had customers asking about the vagigi comment! ... (Sell them daisies and ignore customers like every other florist)

Larry from Hawaii calls and says that he can get Sirius reception ... "Larry is confined to a mental institution"

break bot should be showing up soon ... no break bot Frank got the signal from Mr Greg ... Parting shots next up

Porn call .. amaturestraightguys.com

Opening movie reviews ... (Yeop a list)

Enjoy your weekend dolls! Watch more porn

One mans trek to see a fat man...

So... as per the instructions of my chief editor, and to get reimbursed for the trip and count the business expense... I am creating a blog of my visit to LA!

So... lets see... how did the day start off?

First... woke up at 4:30 am Yes... it was dark ... a little TOO dark.

Then I walked my dog. Gosh I sure do love that dog!!!



Then took a shower...

(yes, that's really me...perverts!)

Then I got in my car and got the Navigon tuned in and mapped out.

Time? Now 6:30 am
Next... went and got coffee and donuts...you know... the messy kind... 1 cream, 1 sugar for the coffee(s) and away I go!

Ok... now on the road to face San Diego rush hour traffic ... HOLEY MOTHER OF GOD !!! WHO IS EVEN AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!?!?!


But that's ok... I have my Sirius radio set to ... Made me wonder... What ever happened to Huey Lewis and The News? Gosh I sure do miss them!

oh dear god... I need more coffee!!! Oh! that's right! I had an extra!!!
Sweet baby jesus I am happy again! Few things bring such happiness and joy when I put them in my mouth!


I arrive finally in LA with some time to spare... so I decide to take a few moments to have a bite to eat at a delicious little place called "Cafe Verana "

If you are ever on La Brea Street in LA... you simply MUST go!!!

Finally 10:30 am arrives and time for me to go meet The Fat man!!!


Appearances were made... laughs were had...and the show ended.

Then I had my chance to finally have my picture taken!

Ah... that was F-U-N!!! I can die a happy man, and as close to being with celebrity as I could ever hope for!!


Afterwords, Doria, Collin, Frank and I all went BACK to Cafe Verana for a bit 'o' lunch


Frank ordered some a sandwich, and tea, Doria ordered some pasta, and I ordered some pasta as well. I was able to finish most of mine... but WW points be damned... Frank was a clean platter! (to be fair, I thought the food was pretty good!) And Frank DID share a portion of his meal with Collin... teaching him bad manners. (much to Doria's "delight"!)

We talked a little bit of "shop"... some other stuff about pop culture, and various things, and a good time was had by all... or at least me!!!

And then it was time for Frank to keep his appointment at Target.

Then after a long day, time to head back to San Diego... with lots of memories and fond times dancing in my head!

The End.

Frank & Kenny Thursday

Kenny (Fuckable Ginger Boy) Kleiber will cohost with Frank today ... (when he gets in ... he over slept an hour! Now Frank can see what it's like to have someone be late on him)

Mr Greg lives closer than Harlem but not in Flushing.

Doria keeps emailing and text messaging even though she is supposed to be on vacation ... (Ultimate control issues ... is this another reason Biddle is single?)

The show could suck if callers don't call 866-305-6887

Herman is home and didn't bite Jim! They took the old fuck out to dinner at Chili's the old fart had the 8oz sirloin, Frank had the guiltless grill chicken platter and Sexy Jim had the quesadilla ... (always a chain)

More Mad Men dvds to give away ... listen for the sounder ... (Mr Greg is awful chatty today)

Bonus hole discussion ... (where is it ... conclusion is the 'back door')

Birthdays

Break was on time

The fuckable ginger boy shows up at 11:30

Ang Ree yells at caller ... (Frank's funniest voice to date)

Barbra Walters: "Mewawee we woe awong"

Today's show is like overhearing 2 fading queens gossip at a bar

Keith Price from Comedy Daddy dot com (I wont mention his day job)

"Everybody pee" in chorus

Frank threatens callers on hold "Don't you dare hang up" ... Again Break was on time

*Hour 2*

2 things that Frank will not eat! Buggers and Glue

chatter .. nonsensical yammering

"Which Golden Girl is next to drop dead?" F. DeCaro

calls & bots a go go

Interview with Nick Marino from Paste Magazine House rabbits and music ... (These kids now a days are really twisted) "Where's the hot spot in the country?" ... "Atlanta is incredible with hip hop hit after hit ..." (Oh god kill me now Georgia is hip) Next issue will be out in September (We have definitive evidence that GA is NOT hip see link... d&c have said so)

Break on time

Kenny gives a great white way report ... Chyanne Jackson's ass cheeks ... (the only comment heard in the segment)

Break on time again ...

Peeing on Liza bot is hysterical

Round up of Kenny's report to close the hour

*News @ 1*

Amazing how much Doria actually keeps the show on track ... (We only notice when she isn't here)

A guest was promised ... (we didn't catch the name)

Mad Men Give Away to come after Joey Arias

Christian Bale chat ... C word tossed around like carp in a trailer park
"Last credit is best if you can't be first" F DeCaro

"Michael Jackson lost his nose in clam dip" F DeCaro

Joey Arias interviewed ... he's from North Carolina but came to NYC in 1976 ... his cell phone rang ... (the hardest working man in a dress) Arias with a Twist his new show ... Joey's been spit roasted on stage ... (Live sex shows are always worth the ticket price)








Mad Men Give Away caller 31

Kenny may move in with Frank & Jim ... (He has no idea what he would be getting into!)

Frank unbridled is fun

Fun show ... even if it was a bit of a jumbo jumble

Watch more porn to enjoy the rest of your day

JD's Color Commentary Corner, July 24, 2008

Da' Callers The last bastion for entertainment on The Frank Show!

Chris in Dallas... loves the show... loves the bots... and wants a Doria bot played... wait... he LIKES the show??? (how long has he been listening?)

Robin in Louisiana ... what's a bonus hole? DNR have their version... we're skeptical...

Steven in SC ...who can be mad at Kenny Kleiber? Special request... can Frank do "Ang Lee"? yeaop! and Frank relishes in it every minute!

Brian in Missip... glad no bossy women are around... the Doria bot is not happy!

Candy Man in PA... "Go ask Arice"... Ang Lee rears his ugly head... but was kinda funny...

Brian in Philly... do Harvey Fierstein doing Ang Lee

Jay in Pitts... Doria is recruiting Amish girls for the gay army... hence the "noth'n' but amish!"

Missed name... / location... going to PA... how to recognize Doria? (Stand in the middle of a field and yell "Not'n' but Amish!" and you'll hear her snicker...

CR from PA... when he was in first grade he had some self inflected pencil injuries... and then the inevitable joke about the "pencil di..." he was CR'ed....

Paul from Mass... CR should be happy anything stuck him! And gave Frank second billing... he got CR'ed.

Rhonda in MO... Christian Bale's mom is a circus clown... Hence the real story... he ripped his moms nose off.

Mark in Fl... what is the difference between a troup of circus performers and the miss america pagent??? we missed the punch line...




Da' Bots

• The Doria bot makes it's requisite appearance.
  

• The Bots have numbers....number 9 is the one we kinda suspect is Frank's favorite!

Da' Jokes
If you're a gay... you should be able to do a Harvey... or just do Harvey... out of respect! This made us literally "LOL"!!!

Frank: Should we care about the Olympics??? This was actually an oddly appropriate question, but made us all chuckle out loud!

Frank made us laugh yet again with his alternate version of the Christian Bale assult story

As Frank laments his childhood youth and his first experience



Da' Commercials...

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JD's Color Commentary Corner - July 23, 2008

The "Welcome Back... now leave"... edition

Callers

Frank from Rochester ... Missed Frank (the other one) at the air port...

Darleen --- has some free swag from McDonald's some years old... it got too complex after that... where to put it where to put it?

Brian from Pitts... Frank & Jim's pic is in the Pitts "Out" mag...something closely resembling an alliteration

Trucker Sharon ... she likes Jim... just welcoming Jim to the show... wait for it... and she got the CR treatment.

Beaver in Mass... faulty wiring is causing the light bulbs to go out... Frank's sucking on light bulbs isn't so bad

CR from PA ... how long will his phone call last this time? We're taking bets starting at under 3 seconds... any takers? He calls in with a joke referencing the sandwich in the pants... America breathed a sigh of relief... laughs were had!

Missed the name / location ... about reality tv...

Shauna in AZ... about the fat baby left in the car during the Batman movie...who knew the baby was fat? Eh...we think the kid deserved it!

Winner of Mad Men dvd season 1... CR from PA! Who knew!?!?

Brian from Toledo... always a fun regular to Jim's segment... Preacher... on HBO or something? more tv talk we couldn't keep up with.

Micheal in PA... how can 2 1/2 men get nominated but Weeds is not?

Kent in GA... Sordid Lives tv show on Logo...they love it! Really fun! Coming out July 28.

Chris in New Orleans... Is anyone going to pick up Rome? Nope, sadly, it was too expensive. Also, the Writers strike effects on tv shows this season.

Dani / missed location... is Bionic Woman coming back? Nope. No way. No how.

Joe in Dallas... New Amsterdam... story line issues... but it's been canceled... no one will know.

Ronnie in KS City... on HBO... 12 Miles of Bad Road... been canceled though.

Eric in Ohio ... actors strike question... Heroes too? All shows.

Howard... the 4400... has it disappeared? yeaop! on to the break!

Bots

• CURSE YOU DORIA BIDDLE!!!! --- oh boy... it's going to be the next "gnome scream"

Jokes
Is that a sandwich in your pants or are you happy to be in Rochester? (rim shot!) (the accompanying story made this a cute one!)

Go back to Miami! I have a head ache! (random strangers can be funnier than certain radio show hosts!)

The surprise at the end of Mad Men... She's a shape shifter!!!




Commercials
Things we absolutely positively can't live with out!


(at 10:00 am)...
And we're outta here! On to work the corners of San Diego! (apoligies to Paul from Mass).