Twisted Tuesday

Frank was late!

Caller 16 won shit off his desk

Beasy is quiet as a church mouse ... (unlike the noisy Mr Greg)

Doria sent the wrong 'run-down' so she had to send the correct one to Frank .. He decided to give more shit away! ... 21st caller for "Doria was WRONG"

Frank wants some Olympic guy [Michael Phelps] to sit on his face ... "He has a weird face but I wouldn't see it" F DeCaro "he's got cum gutters, he's part fish"

It's Crapapalooza today on FDS! ... Show restarted at 11:20 ... lets see if they can get it write this time

Promises of 'lots of stuff' ... Celebrity news ... (we've heard this song before)

Birthdays ... (with a bit of bitching about the sexy, talented Jim Colucci)

Frank takes joy in harassing his sexy, talented husband

The new celebrity thing to do is "Fist to cuffs" according to Frank ... lots of assault arrests for celebs & their families ... leads to "Heros" chat, "the second season suuuuucked!" D Biddle

Petricide of the show discussed ... More pets die during the Frank show than any other show on OutQ

More celebrity scuffle news .. (I can't believe Frank isn't taking 2 segments on the Gay Wrestler story listed below)

America's Next Top Bottom & more shit ... (sorry about bottom & shit in the same post)

Excuses on why Frank was late ... "You slowed the train down" D Biddle ... (referring to his fat ass)

Caller mentions that America's Next Top Bottom is a play in LA

Frank reads crime article about a park bench with a hole ... started with his Ang Lee accent but stopped for taste ... "If there's a hole and you're a man you stick your terwilliger in it" ... "This is a copycat crime from the picnic table guy" F DeCaro .. "As fun as it seems Don't fuck furniture! .. Bang a throw pillow"

The Stump Job is back ... it will be available for viewing this evening on NFD Naughty

"Visit Frank DeCaro.com and commune with Doria's Rackage" .. Checkout Sirius First Waves for Yazzfest

Promises of new photos from Philly on Frank's site ... (he'll get them out to Eric by xmas)

*News*

Frank's back on Michael Phelps

Pig Fuckers from Frank's Sleep Apnea woke him from his nap to take a survey yesterday

Doria asks what Frank does so late into the night ... "Mostly at the computer either loading or unloading" He answers
Raves about the dish doctor ... More senseless chat about all of the nothing Frank does ... some bitching about his new laptop ... poor fool got Vista

Pet Penthouse ... petsforlife.org ... humanesociety.com

TV News up the Wazzoo ... 60th anniversary of the Emmy Awards coming up in September ... Tori Spelling drops out of new 90210 .. (boo fuckin' hoo) .. Doria assembled her 'fantasy football' shit last night ... "Lost" cast looking for more money ... Turkey pastrami on fresh marble rye ...

Marty in LV calls threatening to steal Mr Greg for his salon

"You're an unpleasant lesbian" F

Check out the Galleries on FrankDeCaro.com for Doria's Rack photos!

*News*

Frank wants to go to the park and 'bang a bench'

Poop story ... "The quintessential Frank DeCaro show story" ... flying piece of art ... A dog turd [sticking with the Crapapalooza theme] the size of a house broke away and flew into the window of a children's home! ... Doria is ThrilleD

No fear I'll not shut down the porn

Marc Tyler-Nobleman author of "Boys of Steel" interviewed ... (actually interesting conversation about comics)

Now who died .. George Furth dead at 75

Burger King Employee Bathing Video

"I kissed a girl" song should be a gay song

Ice snots snobs story ... "Crushed ice ruins a soda for me, it melts too fast" F ... Always use hot water to make ice, if you still manually make it that is

Good news "That Girl season 4" will be an upcoming giveaway

Parting shots & Pierre

Have fun & Be Naughty

Wrestling Hotties Bare All

College wrestlers on gay porn site

Giving new meaning to Big Red, a campus website that covers the University of Nebraska has discovered that two of the university’s wrestlers have strutted their stuff on a gay porn site, including an NCAA champion.

See the naughty naked boys here

For anyone who hasn't see it

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Monday for Mary's

Another week begins and Frank's on Time! ... (post your guesses on when Frank will be late on the NFD Calendar)

Beasy the wonder Catholic is twisting knobs for the vacationing Mr Greg

Frank is "soaked from the balls down" ... (he says rain we think he attempted running)

Frank complimented Doria on her show this past Friday .. chatter about "Hair" somehow Frank thinks that God believes in him! ... (Jesus isn't a "fart joke fan" I'm guessing)

Trucker Robert called about football ... (We got coffee and went pee) ... Frank made fun of Chad Pennington's name "That's a gay name" ... (We agree, he probably has track lighting) ... Hung up on

Sur-fuckin-prise! Frank described Philadelphia as a "Food Orgy"

11:21 Frank's balls are finally dry ... Doria's warmth dried his balls

Birthdays

Call showering praises on Doria's show

Frank doesn't have Sirius in his car! ... (That answers the question if they get it free)

Celebrity placenta gossip ... Check out the photos on FrankDeCaro.com while you listen .. call about fried placenta ... (we're assuming with onions)

"4 paws pointing at Jesus is a sad thing" F DeCaro

Calls ... one about Binghamington NY ... Frank knows the food of the area ... "Jesus take the veal" ... placenta chatter ruins breakfast for listeners ...

Fat man leaves house on forklift story talked about ... Frank fantasizes being toted around on his bed ... 700# man has a girlfriend! "If you're single and not 700#..."

Weekend round-up later this hour ... "Why our dogs had better weekends than most people" ... Colin ate fish tacos ... Herman got 2 bowls ... Herman doesn't eat in hotels .. Frank Does!

Wet Doria
Chat about Don Draper .. Mad men talk "He gave her the bowling ball grab!" ... (on the past episode of AMC's Mad Men)

quick call from Pittsburgh about Mad Men wardrobe continuity .. Martini Cindy called! about the cookout guest list

*News*

Mr Greg is in "the pacific northwest" ... Frank tries to confuse stalkers

Philly talk ... Frank enjoyed his co-hostess ... "He had rock hard sides of beef pecs you either wanted to stick a hot dog in there or you wanted to tit fuck him!" ... One fly in Frank's "Oinkment" no one knew what a palindrome was ... it was an unfair question for gorgeous men! ... "We all got plastered at Pure" ... Michael Musto was actually having fun ... Frank got hit on by a hunk .. met real Italians ... all very fun ... "We had a really, really good time!" Frank DeCaro ... (Translate "Please, please have me back!!") ... 3 day binge .. food orgy ... "Wiz steak is better" Jim Colucci ... Loads of plugs for Philly restaurants (there ain't many he missed we bet) the ones he can't remember the names of he makes names up for ... (How many of these places did he offer radio plugs for free food)

Thank god a caller offered to recommend bakeries to Frank! ... (snide and bitchy but so true)
If Frank says he's down this week at WW, he's lying!

Dennis Dermody's segment on DVD releases .. read his articles at PaperMag.com

Now who died time ... Beasy couldn't find the theme music ... "He's new but cute" F DeCaro ... Bernie Mac died ... "phffft Dead" F DeCaro ... Isaac Hayes, Voice of "Chef on South Park" and insane Scientologist is d e d

Fattening secrets to beat 'dead celebrity' depression up next

Calls ... "Dude I love your show! I just got Sirius today" ... not quite a crank

New Haagen Daz fleur de sel will cure any depression

*News*

Kinky Kankle video posting soon!

Eric in SF called asking for softer cock and more penis ... Happy Birthday Mama Eric ... (Eric asking for cleaner language is like Frank asking for low fat mayo!)

Alison Arngrim interviewed .... she has a spot at "The Cutting Room" in NYC

Top rated movies this weekend list read

CR tried to get a call in ... Doria dashed to the hang up! "I let him talk way too long on Friday" D Biddle

More chat about the 'stump job' video yet to come!

Olympic chat ... Water Polo bores Doria ... "Are there any water sports you like?" F DeCaro

That's it for today ... go on over to see some porn!

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