The Doria Biddle Show

With Dennis Hensley bringing the queer




Frank is sleeping in before heading out to Philly! ... Beasy is guest boarding-oping

Friendly chit chat with not a single fart joke

Frank called ... (just to make sure that we all knew it was still his show) ... chatted about going to Hair last night had a great time looking at cocks n balls .. he is on his way to Philly with Sexy Jim & Herman !!

Got a phone call I have to take .. listen for a change LOL I'll be back ... Exciting news for NFD enthusiasts coming soon!

Mormon Rape story .. Mormons & cloned dogs and rape oh my!

*News*

We want the "meat ass" video! Dennis creates the funniest game show parodies.

Lisa Arcella is up next

Celebrity Gossip ... insights that Lisa actually has to make the calls to celebrities about stories "they don't like" ... (Imagine trying to talk down enough to converse with Britney)
In Touch (Gay Masturbation Magazine) is not affiliated with InTouch Weekly ... OMG Doria got football talk into celebrity gossip!! ... (I suppose some of the players are celebrity in a sense)

Parker Foster Aiken ... spawn of oh so gay Clay was birthed ... (gays can have kids too ... something to walk in the park if you don't have a foo foo dog)

We love the music choices today! .. so serene

Mentioned the talented, sexy Jim Colucci and his segments that you can get the recaps at Must Hear TV blog

Dennis interviewed Christina Hendricks "Joan of Mad Men" for a Canadian magazine .. led to Mad Men calls ... (it is a great show I just can't get into you would think that with all the smoking I would) ... insider tip from Dennis the actors time their lines around the herbal cigarettes because they could only get 3 lines in between a drag before it goes out.

Andre' from Long Island enjoyed his daughters "Bloody Mary's the best" ... (preteens do make great bartenders no sense of measuring)

Break just under the wire ... (see Doria cuts it close too)

The sultry "da da da dada" brought us back

Mad Men chat

*News*

Tony Tripoli joins Doria and Dennis

Doria saw the 'pee fetish' guy from "Sex in the City" now on Mad Men ... while she was at the canyon .. while at the canyon Doria sticks to the paved path (this info is for entertainment not stalking)

Mama Mia chat .. a Straight man called who really enjoyed it ... (how straight can he be)

Tony & Dennis give their 'take' on Mama Mia ... Tony can actually do accents! ... (unlike Frank)

PSA ... "Mama Mia" is a fucking movie ... not a documentary just a silly fun movie built around ABBA ... Yuo want to know "why?" anything about it repeat with me ... Because it's a Fucking Movie.

Turn your volume down on blue tooth when calling ... (Yes that is how you sound Doria Surly and Sultry)

Fun show ... (we're hoping they get back to the broad that clones dogs and rapes Mormons chained to the heater)

Sexy Talented Jim Colucci called! ... (doesn't get that it was just a fucking movie)

Calls ... Doria gets reports on her being mentioned on other OutQ programs

Doria encourages Dinah lesbians to keep drinking and stay away from drugs

Rosie 'new show in the works' gossip ... wanting Rosie to use "So You Think You Can Dance" contestants

Dennis is pitching his "Screening Party" short ... (can't wait to see it)

CR calls .... (Will he get it all out) ... He made it!

Chat about Tony working on E for "Soup" and the Style Network ... has to dress well even as a writer "it is the Style network" Tony

Dennis "I barely wiped my ass before I got here" [talking about the LA Sirius studio]

All around fun show even with Frank's call

Enjoy the weekend and watch more porn!

Thursday [Frank's Friday] Show

Mr Greg asks that listeners not stalk him in Vegas.
Beasie the wonder intern Catholic will be filling in for Mr Greg

We're all containing our excitement of the Doria Biddle Show tomorrow ... Lesbians & Hensley Oh My!

Football talk ... (there's an exodus of listeners)

Is there bagel bumping in Chicago at Harpo? Truth detector says 'yes'

Imaginary Bitches ... Eden Regal tomorrow

Outfest 2008 Photos posted at FrankDeCaro.com (You have to see Doria's Rack pic!)

Birthdays
Breanne is celebrating her 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday today!

Even the glass figurine of Doria has a huge rack! go see use link above

We will be listing new pig fucker t-shirts this afternoon! ... In Frank's font choice ... Once Frank has given me the name of that font! LOL

Celebrity news .. Morgan Freeman [71] divorcing or marrying or something .. wonderful 'Italian' accent attempted by Frank ... Mr Greg is "going to Vegas to be a bottom" F Decaro
Mr Blackwell is in the hospital 'septic shock' has nothing to do with a septic tank ... Frank doesn't understand that though

Candy-man called about a septic tank rescue ... "You shoot him and put him out of his misery! No one would convict you." D. Biddle

Chit chat

*News*

Weight Watchers Update! Frank's down 2 more pounds ... total loss so far 37.4 pounds the equivalent of a 6 year old child ... slagging on other WW teammates ... (it's the real reason he goes to meetings) ... "Billy's Bakery in Chelsea is the best!" F DeCaro ... (Yes this came out during the Weight Watchers segment)

Rick a spinning instructor calls in to rag on Frank ... Frank believes that "people who like spinning are deranged!" ... Doria would rather go for a bike ride "and go someplace" ... (we agree with Doria)

Canada calls to mention that 'beheading jokes' are insensitive ... more calls follow
"If I could spin & poop I'd love it!" F DeCaro ... (football comments I dozed off)

"Pull the seat off the bicycle to make it more interesting" .. (fun caller) ... Doria defends teasing about the Canadian beheading ... "there was this picture of this guy holding his head. Oh shit I'm digging this hole deeper" F DeCaro

Things that are upsetting that Westborough Baptist Church protests... Madonna, Frank's mother's furniture, going bald and anything fun or homosexual


Back from the break with "Blame Canada" song! ... (SP Rulez)

Calls came in .. a first time listener on his way to Virginia likes the show "talking about everything from dildos to toast" ... (ok even I think that's a cute line and may end up as a t-shirt)

Sordid Lives Series chat ... Great show you have to see it on Logo! .. The first show people are really talking about on logo ... Tammy's daughter plays her mother on Sordid Lives ...

You must see the Bus ad that was pulled

Frank plugs Doria's show tomorrow with Eden Regal .. and his trip to Philly

Check out Frank's site Galleries/OutQ and Otherwise new pictures from OutFest ... and the Biddle Bazooms!

Calls about Frank's trip to Philly ... Frank raves again about Pittsburgh and wants to loose more weight before he performs nude ... I suggested booking for 2027 then he could loose enough weight and get funny

CR got hung up promoting NFD merchandise LOL

Frank wants to work for the Retro Television Network .. hell he just wants to see it!

*News*

Kalli had a lollipop in her mouth while answering the phone ... Frank had to point it out

Britney's camp is denying she will be in the movie that was mentioned yesterday "Faster Pussy Cat Kill, Kill"

More Biddle rack chat

Some movie thing that had it's web site taken down

Born again, bilingual, alcoholic, mongoloid aunt is mentioned

Bryan Batt from Mad Men interviewed

Frank's going to "Hair" in the park tonight .. he's bring binoculars to see the 'dingle'


"Women really are terrible kill joys!" ends the day ... some article about protesting groping on the subway train ... "Getting groped on the train is Fun! .. If you feel someone next to you and you realize that, that isn't a phone in his pocket. That's hot. ... Meanwhile those of us who are cute and want to get groped, we don't! It's not fair! ... If you would just turn around and massage his member a little bit he'd say thank you and that would be the end of it." F DeCaro ...

26 cheerleaders in 1 elevator in TX .. they can grope

That's it for today! Check out the shop and new porn on NotFrankDeCaro.com

PS There will be Biddle Blogging tomorrow!

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The Key Lime Bunt Cake that is the Frank DeCaro show;
Without the Weight Watchers Points!

The Callers

Earl in San Diego - Wants to share his moment with the proctologist/ urologist... Got to listen to the sound track to the musical "Wicked"... talk about "defying gravity!" ... Earl's next step "colonoscopy"... and he wants Scorsese in charge!

Shirley from Huston calls in with ideas to get Frank back on tv... a cartoon version of Frank's life! (and we agree!)

Brain in Pitss... His doctor makes hose ... house calls...gives him a whole new meaning to "getting physical"


CR in PA ... had a 6 footer put in... and he calls himself a virgin! He got a little too close to the "VIP" area... and [CLICK]

Tim in MO... would pay to have his drink stired with a "special swizzle"...but then he wants to bring home the swizzle!

Matthew ... long time no hear... speaking of special... we're not sure if it's legit..but Frank and Doria take it all in stride, and let him check in for a minute with Frank. We think Frank finds a certain kinship in Matthew.

Greg in Mich... will only pay Frank for $100 to get the "special swizzle stick"...

Paul from Mass... calls to plug something other than the $3.00 hustler down the street... and gives us an insight of things to come on NFD.com! Paraphernalia galore! Stay Tuned!!!

Tori in DC ... is helping out "at the club" (you had to be there)... checking ID's, and notices Paul is making more money from Frank's career than Frank is.

Sir Defiable ... is Paul from Mass serious about the Tee's??? YEAOP!!! You bet ya! Count on it! Wants one for every day of the week!

Frank in Ark... wants to drive Frank's short bus.

Trucker Patty... wants to have a "Trans Tuesday"...

J.D. in West Va... wants Strap on Sundays, Motor Boat Mondays, and Tea Baging Thursdays.

Andrea on Long Island... is an EMT... wants to keep the Snapping Turtels at bay.

Ryan in Tex... Bloody Mary vagina nights... Frank declares October will have this!

TJ in Fla... desert recipe ... blueberries, raspberries, and apricots, and angel food cake, and brandy... and we love the brandy part!!!

((CALLERS TO JIM's MUST HEAR TV))




The Bots
(Making the show that much more listenable)

• Carol bots today! YEY!!!

• Doria's bot declares her stance on Duck Sex.

• The Beltway sniper is baaaaaaaack!! DUCK! (shots flinging across NYC to LA and back!)

• The "pigs" were a bit out of control... someone get out the deep fryer!

The Jokes

Frank will commit to watching all the seasons of Hawaiian Eye... but is too "commitmentphobic" to read for 30 minutes.


The Commercials

The attorney's at Nationwide will deal with the IRS... this guy that does the voice over... kinda scares us!!!

Sirius 60... New Country... huh? I guess...wha-eve-ah!

Fox and Friends on Sirius airing a promo on Out Q... ARE. THEY. SERIOUS?

Another 3 hours shot to hell...literally!