Tuesday's Show Blogging

Ok so they were on time again today and Frank started out with a whine! ...(Yeay he's funny when he's whiny)

Intern Kalli's mother is in Asia and she went to bed at 10:30 last night

Elizabeth Shue is on later today ... Adventures in Babysitting ... (Yep it's a topless pic)

Brandon RuckleFuckle is also on today

Giving shit away .. something John Waters ... his series on Court True TV 'til Death Do Us Part

Doria's best costume was Bride of Frankenstein ... (the original bride was surly too .. so it was a good fit)

Frank simply can't pick between hot guys

"Once in a while I like my recliner to jerk me off .. but I don't want the end table to fuck me!" F DeCaro ... (This is why his Agent has a hard time placing him) ... referring to the basketball video on NotFrankDeCaro.com

Sex with furniture "I wonder what he found unattractive about the sofa. Did he ever take the picnic table on a picnic with the intention of having sex with it?" link provided by d&c ... (thanks guys!)

Lesson of the day ... Don't accept Jesus until your dying breath. Then you can have fun living and still hang out with Rev. Falwell ... (Edited by me to make it funnier)

Birthdays ... Grandma Cupcake is 29 again today

(As Doria mentioned the porn section has the most work done so far. We are waiting on things to add to the "About Frank" page and other fun things that aren't naughty)

Imagine Doria running bra less, carrying 2 watermelons in Capri pants ... (have you answered the sports bra question on our listener survey?)

Mr Greg can't spend his Grandma's birthday dinner with her because Romaine is mean ... (we said that not Greg .. on the mic) ... We'll be posting more porn in celebration of Grandma Cupcakes Birthday!

The show has been dedicated to Grandma Cupcake but she really shouldn't listen .. (then again no one should)

The "Sex with furniture" link above is the story Frank read

Doria has 2 birthday parties to attend this weekend ... (might there be wedding bells in the air? or even just some sandal bangin')

Mr Greg can smoke all he wants at our house! ... (I dare say I smoke more than him)

Pet Penthouse next hour

*News*

Started out with Mr Greg Poop-bot

Frank gave Jim Colucci advice to0 start a blog and he did and it's FabUlous

Chat about 5 women wearing a dress ... lighting and everything .. serving cupcakes and music is piped out of their vagiggis in England of course ... (Or something to that effect)

Doria only likes real mashed potatoes ... (Duhhhhhhhh who wants to eat anything that comes in flake form???)

Dale Bartlett in the pet penthouse next call 866-305-6887 NOW ... Pets For Life site ... Humane Society site
Due to market research we won't be blogging the pet penthouse ... (with the exception of anal hamsters)

Back to nonsense ... (like we like it) ... (Doria shudders at our grammar)

Dolly news! ... Frank is taunted by water sounds because he has to pee ... Hold your water Phyllis ... Dolly appeared at the Greek Theater in LA and commented on the 'Brit' and 'Lohan' .. she played Aunt Dolly on Hanna Montana ... (Who cares!)

"The intern chair is the fart chair" in studio says Mr Greg ... Frank blows ass kisses in the office after lunch.

OMG Radio Disney advertising on OutQ ... (damn lesbians and their broods)

Frank ate a peach this morning ... they bought loads of fruit and are now the most regular couple in NYC

*News*

Frank made it back from the urinal in time to start the 3rd hour!

Mr Greg's never seen Steel Magnolias! ... (unforgivable)

Frank is threatening to wear a towel to Mr Gay Philadelphia again

Caller #20 gets a dvd pack of John Water's TV show mentioned above ... Barry won

"The Next Big Thing" .. Missy Gibson and Brandon Ruckdashel (hot!!) and someone else ... You must visit his site and friend him on myspace to see his pictures! .. If you don't have HereTV get it! Full Frontal Nudity on The Lair

"Rucklefuckle cum gutters to the wind" F DeCaro

Back to actual show content

"NotFrankDeCaro.com the filthiest place on the net" D Biddle ... "You don't know whether to throw up or cum" F DeCaro

Next Elizabeth Shue ... (Oh sure now she shows up) ... (We think she was talking about Hamlet 2 or something)

Time for a nap ... be naughty!

Which of these is an actual Frank quote about Paul Lynde?

8 votes out of 57 were right!

From and article by Linda Rapp, Assistant to the General Editor of www.glbtq.com
He called Paul Lynde a model for his Daily Show character but said, "I'd never want to be that bitter a queen." Nevertheless, he listed Lynde as a person who had influenced his comedy style, along with Charles Nelson Reilly, Rip Taylor, and Alan Sues, whom he considers greatly underrated as a comedic talent.

Fun News!

(Stories for our Dear Doria)
Forget the Kid Take the Bags
JERUSALEM — An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free shopping and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport, police said today.

The couple and their five children were late for a charter flight to Paris Sunday and made a mad dash to the gate. In the confusion, their daughter got lost.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said a policeman found her wandering in the duty-free area at Ben-Gurion airport, Israel's bustling main international air portal. He said the officer alerted airline staff, but the flight had already taken off.

Israeli media said the parents were an ultra-Orthodox Jewish couple but did not give their names.

Rosenfeld said the parents were unaware they had boarded the aircraft with only four children instead of five until they were informed by cabin staff after 40 minutes in the air.

The child, accompanied by an airline staffer, took the next flight to Paris where she was safely reunited with her parents.

Rosenfeld said police would question the couple when they return from vacation, on suspicion of parental negligence. [link]

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Iowa Man Bites Off Friend's Nose

Straight to DVD

Eric of Mc2Cool (un)Limited
aka Webmaster to the real FrankDeCaro.com
made this spoof movie poster!

Imagine the horror of Frank on weed!
Let alone Frank on weed with a gun!
(Thanks Eric you're a doll)

Monday Maddness

Show started on time

Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!

Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight

For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo

Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us

New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .

Birthdays ..

Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...

Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat

Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)

Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)

The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash

Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head

*Now the News*

Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs

Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio

Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again

"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people like Dolls Action Figures

Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)

Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)

Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)

Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)

More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot

Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie

*News*

Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.

Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!

I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL

Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn

"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)

Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel

Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL

(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)

Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...

Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro

Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"

Fun show even the towel talk!

Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!