Which of these is an actual Frank quote about Paul Lynde?

8 votes out of 57 were right!

From and article by Linda Rapp, Assistant to the General Editor of www.glbtq.com
He called Paul Lynde a model for his Daily Show character but said, "I'd never want to be that bitter a queen." Nevertheless, he listed Lynde as a person who had influenced his comedy style, along with Charles Nelson Reilly, Rip Taylor, and Alan Sues, whom he considers greatly underrated as a comedic talent.

Fun News!

(Stories for our Dear Doria)
Forget the Kid Take the Bags
JERUSALEM — An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free shopping and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport, police said today.

The couple and their five children were late for a charter flight to Paris Sunday and made a mad dash to the gate. In the confusion, their daughter got lost.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said a policeman found her wandering in the duty-free area at Ben-Gurion airport, Israel's bustling main international air portal. He said the officer alerted airline staff, but the flight had already taken off.

Israeli media said the parents were an ultra-Orthodox Jewish couple but did not give their names.

Rosenfeld said the parents were unaware they had boarded the aircraft with only four children instead of five until they were informed by cabin staff after 40 minutes in the air.

The child, accompanied by an airline staffer, took the next flight to Paris where she was safely reunited with her parents.

Rosenfeld said police would question the couple when they return from vacation, on suspicion of parental negligence. [link]

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Iowa Man Bites Off Friend's Nose

Straight to DVD

Eric of Mc2Cool (un)Limited
aka Webmaster to the real FrankDeCaro.com
made this spoof movie poster!

Imagine the horror of Frank on weed!
Let alone Frank on weed with a gun!
(Thanks Eric you're a doll)

Monday Maddness

Show started on time

Beasie the wonder intern ... turned wonder catholic will be on today!

Doria enjoyed hiking over the weekend ... Colin picks up hot chicks for her but they're straight

For some reason Mr Greg remembered the unscreened comments about the Jesus dildo

Visit Frank DeCaro dot Com! so Eric won't hate us

New porn added today @ notfrankdecaro.com .

Birthdays ..

Old people chat .. Frank's Reunion that he actually enjoyed ... (We're sure he still smells of old people) ... Frank couldn't keep straight who's kids were who's ...

Square dancing in school and party sandwiches chat

Frank went to UNO ... something was written on the box or whatever and it was a sign from his mother ... (She went to lots of trouble to send him a message isn't that sweet)

Frank got a new laptop HP 17" something with lots of memory .. then he went swimming ... (the pool filters will be clogged with back hair for months)

The Amish are fishing in the dark and their horse wanders off and they die in a motorcycle crash

Island falls song is stuck in Frank's head

*Now the News*

Beasie is boarding! Wonder catholic caressing the knobs

Unrepeatable joke using the name Horacio

Mad Men dvd chat ... along with the new season mentioned now and again

"It's a little thing shaped like a big thing" F DeCaro on why people like Dolls Action Figures

Doria was pulled aside at the airport when moving to NYC ... She thinks it was the 1 way ticket ... (we say it was the fact that she is surly)

Dennis Dermody up next resident cinamaniac .. read his articles at Paper Mag ... Check out "Rogue Unrated" Australian film .. "Get Smart" season 1 releases tomorrow! ... Moon Zero 2 ... When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth 1970 pg edition isn't there's nudity LOL ... The Counterfeiters is out tomorrow Nazis and concentration camps a must see flick ... Frank asked about "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" Dennis doesn't recommend it (but I thought it would be a great theme for a Halloween party)

Sewer Magic Michael sent Frank a link about "The Dark Cock" ... (we weren't provided with the link to share)

Frank read the list of movie rankings .. (where would he be without lists?)

More reading by Frank ... Mel Gibson news .. Mr Greg Poop bot

Breaking News ... on the Canadian hacker .. a police officer saw the man eating parts of the dead man on the bus ... he was called Badger ... Michael Douglas' wife was hot on the poster for the Zoro movie

*News*

Heads Up Philadelphia !! Herman will be joining the sexy Jim Colucci & Frank this weekend! ... (So much cute entering PA) ... Jack from Project Runway will be a judge at Mr Gay Philadelphia.

Frank yammered on about Pittsburgh and how he loves the city that loves him!

I called and the talented Kalli took my call and Frank ignored the fact that I was on hold LOL

Can you imagine Frank at the YMCA in a towel??? Don't Call 866-305-6887 for the love of porn

"The callers that were pro-towel are all locked up ... they can't come see you" D Biddle ... (Edited by me but it's the gist)

Chubaka bot chimed in to describe what Frank looks like in a towel

Joan Rivers News ... from a Girl Scout fund raiser LOL

(My laptop died so blogging is a bit sketchy right now .. yes Frank killed it)

Frank puts out a plea for the Vern Troyer Sex Tape ...

Parting shots ... "cat fight with fat women" F DeCaro

Doria gives us the run down on "fist to Cuffs with Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden wanna be super model"

Fun show even the towel talk!

Watch porn at NFD and be Naughty!

JD's Color Commentary Corner - Aug 4, 2008

The Frank's "Limited Edition" collection edition

The Callers

Trucker Robert... Nothing but "yada yada yada yada"... blah blah blah sports... yada yada yada... some'n' some'n' some'n'... Frank impresses us with his vast sports knowledge... he knew the first name was "Bret"... The second most uselss information on the show since Frank's random trivia on 50's tv shows on dvd.

CR from PA ... calls to give Frank an ... updates Frank on "NotFrankDecaro.com" on our latest content... (we approve!)

Tom in Tucson ... we like the alliteration! Tuscon pride is right around the corner... October... and Frank needs to check his email... more to sort out off the air.

John in WI... has the reason why (some) people likes listening... Star Trek analogies abound... we approve!

Hirashio... lives near some part of PA... where the story of the motorcyclist encounter with the

Jim in Ontario... a little prematurely, wants to discuss the beheading on the public transit system.

Maria in Colo... actually... Illinois... has fallen in love with Mad Men


Gary in Chattanooga ... wants to know the name of a movie about concentration camp... "The Counterfeiters"... and wants to know about "The Car"...

Brian in Toledo... "The Car"... was about a satanic movie? And the Jeffrey Dahmer Movie

Paul from Mass... finally got in his 2 cents... worth quite a lot in Peso's! (And plugs away our site... he's always plugging something... or someone ha! HA!)

and callers "call in if you want to see Frank in a towel!"...


Frank in Windom... answers to Frank's plea for support to only wear a towel... with "Aren't you fat?" and goes on to say that Frank needs to support a positive image of the gay community... and should stay clothed.

Trucker Sharon... some lesbian comedian references... they escape us!

The People have spoken!!! Should Frank wear a towel to the YMCA Mr. Gay Philadelphia?

14 votes so far for the towel... 8 (+plus 4 in one car) against... and 1 for Frank to wear living room drapes. One for Frank to wear the towels used to clean up the bloody mess from the Canadian bus mess, and one to wear a toilet paper roll... as Doria put it... CLASSY!! Soap on a rope and Spats...

And one to wear a Slinky... won't that get caught?!?!?!


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The Bots
(we like where they went today! Quite clever!)

• Doria Bots!!! The XXX collection!!! Who gave Greg the password to the "Naughty Doria" section?!?!?!?!

• Dueling bots...

• Doria finds the "Greg bots"... he has to do things we can't print here due to FCC rules and regulations.

The Jokes

"You're listening to the Frank DeForest Kelly show"... CUTE!!!

"Laura Geenea"... Greg got it "Large ween-ah"!!!! hahahaha! very good! (but we worry that Greg has been listening to Frank a little too long... the sense of humor is rubbing off...among other things).

"The Whole ratio dropped when you moved" - Frank D.

"I'm under a doctors care" - F. DeCaro